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Chapter 264 - 231 Can Someone Really Reject Money for the Sake of Dignity?

Chapter 264: Chapter 231 Can Someone Really Reject Money for the Sake of Dignity?

He talked a good game about justice.

But the black mist surrounding him suggested his transformation into something sinister was imminent.

After all, it was his first time here.

Jiang Xiao felt as a sensible soldier that it was best not to wreck someone’s setup on the very first day.

So, he reached into his pocket...

Yep, still there.

"I have some cash on me. How about this, I give you five thousand Gold Coins and you stop blocking my way. Let me just take a peek at the color and pattern of her panties, okay?"

The guard’s face remained fiercely terrifying, with a cold, toothy sneer.

"Heh, is this about money? You think a mere five thousand Gold Coins could sway my principles and ethics as a guard...."

What?

Did he just say five thousand Gold Coins?!

Jiang Xiao directly pulled out the glittering banknote.

Holy crab!

The guard’s eyes bulged, and the black mist around him grew chaotic. Five thousand Gold Coins?!

You actually have it!

"You..."

The guard made a snap decision, turning around to consult with the nurse.

"Sister, what do you think? We let him have a look, since he’s so generously offering, and then we can split the five thousand Gold Coins..."

The guard didn’t even finish his suggestion of splitting it fifty-fifty.

The nurse just whooshed her skirt up.

"Here, take a look."

At the same time, she gave the guard a proud glance.

Hehehe~

You punk, trying to play middleman in front of me and profit off the margin?!

I’m taking all five thousand Gold Coins for myself!

Wang Defa!

In the guard’s envious gaze, which was turning Jier-purple, Jiang Xiao really handed over the five thousand Gold Coins to the nurse!

Man, what a spendthrift!

Defending the hospital for a month, he’d barely make twenty Gold Coins in total.

This freak just tossed twenty years’ worth of wages with a flick of his hand?!

Jiang Xiao was somewhat disappointed.

The nurse wore lace, semi-transparent with frills, not the Mei Yangyang ones.

Seeing this handsome and wealthy man looking somewhat let down, the nurse took the initiative to lean in closer.

Even though she didn’t understand his peculiar taste.

But...

Money is justice!

"Uh, if you want, I can go buy a pair of Mei Yangyang panties, the pink cartoon ones..."

"Never mind, hey, but since you’re a nurse, if you happen to come across a mental patient named Pai Daxing, please tell him to hurry home because I, as his best friend Chu Yunfei, haven’t seen him in a long time, and he still owes me a battalion’s worth of Crabby Patties."

Nurse: ...

Shouldn’t you be taking that talk next door? Seems like the fourth ward is the proper place to handle your condition.

Oh, almost forgot, there’s one more thing.

Jiang Xiao’s hand reached directly for the nurse’s thigh.

Her face turned red, yet she didn’t resist. So this step... is still happening, huh~

’Rip!’

The flesh-colored leggings were torn apart, revealing her soft, pale thighs underneath.

’Slap!’

With a harsh slap on the nurse’s thigh, Jiang Xiao threatened,

"Listen to me, don’t you dare wear stockings again, or I’ll strip them off every time I see you!"

"Hiss!"

That slap almost brought tears to the nurse’s eyes. Wasn’t he a little too forceful?

And plus.

These are leggings, I’m not wearing stockings!

Dark... twisted... jealous... wanting to crawl...

At this moment, a whirlwind of emotions raged in the guard’s heart, his envy for the nurse completely distorting his appearance.

Five thousand Gold Coins, just like that?!

Why didn’t Big Brother Rich’s favor fall upon my own head?

A strong sense of jealousy made the simple-minded security guard increasingly irritable.

Just as he was about to snap,

"Eh?"

Jiang Xiao suddenly let out a light exclamation, he thought of something.

Isn’t this the illogical and nonsensical Analog Horror, eh?

Who says pink Mei Yangyang cartoon underwear must only be worn by women?

Maybe this rough security guard is the real owner of the Mei Yangyang underwear?

You should know, those kind of formidable anomalies usually know how to hide themselves.

Like an evil version of Bai Liu, like Xiao Qing and Xiao Ran...

That’s right, it’s just like that!

Thinking this, Jiang Xiao questioned the security guard with an utterly convinced tone.

"Big guy, you must be the one wearing the pink Mei Yangyang underwear, aren’t you?"

Security guard: ???

Bro, you like wearing Mei Yangyang underwear so much, I actually want to wear it too!

Can I still make it if I go buy a pair to wear right now?

Ugh, I don’t even know if they make children’s underwear in my size...

Naturally, Jiang Xiao, who always "left no stone unturned," wouldn’t take the security guard’s word for it.

Hearing is believing, but seeing is the truth!

"Well, how about you also take off your shorts and let me take a quick look, not that I don’t trust you, buddy, but it’s mainly to clear my doubts about you."

Damn!

The young nurse looked at Jiang Xiao with extremely terrified eyes.

No way, bro?

Even for a tough guy like a security guard, who might not bathe for years, you want to look?

To tell the truth, Big Brother Rich sure has some heavy tastes!

I originally thought you were looking for a girl wearing Mei Yangyang underwear.

I never expected you just wanted to find someone wearing Mei Yangyang underwear, without even caring about their gender.

What’s the deal?

Does Mei Yangyang-san hold such a supreme place in your heart?

And facing Jiang Xiao’s request to see the underwear, the security guard’s expression became very conflicted...

And this conflicted look on his face was captured by Jiang Xiao.

I knew it!

There’s definitely something fishy about this security guard!

With a face like he’s constipated, it shows he definitely has something to hide, clearly not wanting me to look!

Still, Jiang Xiao wasn’t planning to resort to such a crude method as violence to solve the problem.

He wanted to set a good example for Mu Xitang, who was watching from outside, of what a good daddy looks like.

Violence?

That’s a big no-no~

"Here’s what we’ll do, same as with the young nurse, I’ll give you five thousand Gold Coins, how about that?"

Does he still have five thousand?

Why is he so extravagant?!

Extravagant?

Jiang Xiao didn’t want to be, but a banknote with a denomination of 5000 was indeed the smallest he had on him.

"Bro, actually, it’s not that I don’t want to take them off, it’s just that even though I’m not very smart, I still have my dignity..."

The more than three-meter-tall security guard hesitated, and his face even showed a hint of shyness.

Seeing the guard squirm and fidget, the young nurse was startled, and secretly wondered if the security guard could really be wearing Aligado Mei Yangyang-san underwear?

"Dignity?"

Jiang Xiao snorted disdainfully.

"No way? Are there really people who would give up money for the sake of dignity?"

Ah, this...

That sounds so logical, but upon closer inspection, it feels like there’s something a bit off about that statement.

"Is it not enough money? Or you just don’t want to? Here’s what, Old Li is not the kind of man who likes to force young housewives, so I’ll add another five thousand, now, will you take it off or not? Give me a clear answer! Don’t force me to get tough."

To take it off or not?

This question not only troubled the security guard.

But it also sparked intense debate in the live streams of Dragon Country.