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Chapter 254 - 221 Sweating bullets, aren’t you, Priest?

Chapter 254: Chapter 221 Sweating bullets, aren’t you, Priest?

The nuns all stepped back, letting the priest stand alone in front, unleashing his holy fury.

His face filled with love and peace, the priest nodded in satisfaction and directly opened the door in front of him.

’Boom! Bang! Boom! Boom!!’

A series of deafening explosions and thick gun smoke instantly made the priest disappear from the view of the nuns behind him.

One could faintly hear the priest shouting "Generous Crab," "F*ck Squid," "Wang Defa," "Don’t Eat the Sour Radish" and such...

This...

The nuns behind were baffled.

Their minds couldn’t even grasp what had happened; was our father just blown away?

Outside, Jiang Xiao and Mu Xitang were also stunned.

When the explosion happened, did someone just come out?

’Swoosh swoosh swoosh~’

Not far away, several more missiles launched, and the big-bearded trio was clearly getting the hang of it!

Just do it!

Little pink hair also seized the opportunity; since the opponent had opened the door themselves looking for death, wasn’t that just inviting her to pepper them with bullets?

"Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat! You inside, son of a gun! Die! Just die!"

A Gatlin’s 6000 rounds a minute blazed blue light.

Not caring whether the thick black smoke in front allowed her to aim, the main thing was firepower suppression!

Nuns: !!!

Now that the door was opened, although the front was obscured by the black smoke and they couldn’t see the specifics,

the incessant booming of cannons and the rattle of machine guns still turned their faces deathly pale.

What the hell is happening outside?

Did an armored division arrive or what?

How the hell did they even set up missiles with ’swoosh swoosh swoosh’?!

Several of the nuns standing in the front row were swept into serious injuries without any warning.

One nun was even mowed into two pieces by a bullet!

"Quick, quick, quick! Close the door, close it!"

"Ah? But, the father is still outside..."

"My father is invincible, but if we don’t close the door, we’re all finished!"

"Alex! You said there were only two people, why is there an armored unit with missiles now?"

"Generous Crab! I even suspect there’s a whole division’s strength out there!"

"I, I don’t know, all I saw were just two people... and one was a kid..."

After the nuns’ frenzied noise and disorder,

they finally managed to close the door again.

As women who had signed contracts, they were not weak, but they still dreaded facing a real military unit.

And in the unit, over ninety-five percent were women soldiers who had signed contracts!

There were pitifully few male soldiers.

So even though they had contracts, facing a real military unit, they had no advantage.

Because of the dense gun smoke, the priest couldn’t see the specifics in front, only knowing his ears were nearly deafened by the gunshots.

Bullets poured towards him like they were free.

The only consolation was that these soldiers’ aim seemed mediocre at best, otherwise he’d definitely be seriously wounded!

Just as he thought about retreating to avoid the brunt and contact Lunte City’s mayor to confirm the situation,

Hmm?

Priest: ╭(´◑д◐｀)╮

"Damn! The door? Who closed it? Open up! Damn, open the door!"

Keep shouting...

With such a soundproof door.

You could scream your lungs out and they still wouldn’t hear you inside!

Even if there was an air-to-ground missile exploding on Romia Cathedral, people inside still couldn’t hear clearly.

Let alone the priest yelling till he was hoarse.

Goddamn.

What on earth is going on?

It shouldn’t be, should it?

Inside Lunte City, there were believers of his everywhere.

Each had already involved high officials and military leaders of the city!

Logically, no one should be mobilizing troops to besiege him, right?

Could it be some big shot from other cities deploying troops here?

With this thought, the priest became even more anxious, frantically pounding on the door.

"Sh*t! Open up! F*ck Squid! Open the door! Or at least make a phone call, get some people here!"

Having been shot dozens of times, it was only because he regularly exercised and was physically fit that he hadn’t been finished off already.

The damage wasn’t something light machine guns or submachine guns could do; it was too painful!

"Uh?"

Mu Xitang realized his gun’s barrel couldn’t shoot out any more bullets, and reached out a small hand, wincing from the scorching touch.

"Daddy, we’re out of bullets..."

"Damn, this boss seems interesting, he’s not dead yet."

Not dead?

Mu Xitang looked at the black smoke in front of him and the burning hot smoking gun barrel in surprise.

He’s still not dead?

Well, had to admit, the opponent was just a bit stronger than themselves.

With that thought, little pink hair subtly stepped back, hiding behind Jiang Xiao.

Hmm?

Has the opponent stopped?

While gunfire was still raging around, at least the assault from the front seemed to have stopped.

The priest swore off any hope that the nuns would open the door for him.

It wasn’t that the nuns were disloyal to him.

On the contrary, they were too loyal.

They had developed a blind confidence in the priest’s strength, believing nothing in the world could stop their father.

Besides, the all-knowing and all-powerful priest had said he would face the enemy head on.

Opening the door now to face it together, wouldn’t that be against the father’s wishes?

Since he couldn’t enter, might as well see which unit this was; the priest still had some confidence in his own strength.

Even if he couldn’t resist the military forces, carrying out a decapitation strike and then escaping was still within his power.

Just wait for the smoke to clear.

The priest locked eyes with the odd pair across from him.

Priest: (๑ʘ̅дʘ̅๑)!!!

Jiang Xiao: (๑•̀ก•́๑)

Mu Xitang: o(๑･`д･´๑)ﾉ╬▅▆▇◤

This...

Hold on...

The priest shook his head, feeling his thoughts become a bit chaotic.

Just two people?

What?

Shame, embarrassment, and various emotions surged through the priest’s heart.

Just two people?

And I got scared half to death?!

Not sure if it was embarrassment or anger, the priest’s face flushed red in an instant!

"You two really got some nerve! Shit! God said, this is simply unforgivable!"

"Who? Where’s God? Let me have a look?"

While speaking, Jiang Xiao scrutinized the priest’s clothes and scepter.

These things seem of pretty high quality~

Blind to Jiang Xiao’s expression, the frenzy-stricken priest just wanted to kill the big and the small one!

"I can’t get God out here for you to see, but I can surely send you to meet Him!"

"Can I have your clothes and scepter?"

"What? Why?"

"Because I want them, they look quite expensive."

"Heh, it’s not just about being expensive, you two better go serve God first!"

Meanwhile, the priest’s vestments and cassocks emitted strands of holy light.

This aura feels so familiar?

It seems similar to that of the power from the nun but even more advanced.

The little powder puff timidly glanced at the imposing priest and sneakily fired a few shots to the sky from her golden Desert Eagle.

’Bang! Bang! Bang!’

1—1—1?

What’s this code?

"Firing shots to the sky?"

The priest didn’t quite understand what this pink-haired... Hmm? This little girl’s aura... feels strange?

"Hmm, no matter how bizarre your duo is or who sent you, today, I shall let you know the consequences of offending the Almighty! Lord! Please grant me the power to transcend them..."

"Xi Tang Sect Hierarch, are you calling us for something? Boss handled?"

Big Beard and the others, faces grim, arrived carrying grenade launchers, RPGs, and a set of uncompleted anti-aircraft missiles.

Priest: ? ? ?

Seeing the little brother arrive, Nuonuo timidly emerged from behind Jiang Xiao and disdainfully picked her ear.

"Old Long, what were you just talking about? Who were you planning to transcend?"

Priest: ...

He just wanted to know if his body could withstand an RPG?

"Yo! This old guy is the priest? Doesn’t look all that impressive."

After an ordeal of "cannon fire baptism," Big Beard and the others knew no fear.

Spirit and the others were extremely excited, not even flinching if angels descended, let alone seeing the priest.

Curly even patted the priest’s head.

"I heard Xi Tang say that this priest seemed to want to transcend them?"

"Transcend? Transcend my ass, I bet he’s sweating buckets right now, right priest?"

Curly, chidingly waving a cannon barrel in the priest’s face.

Just then, the priest, who’d been mumbling about God and the Almighty, looked utterly incredulous.

Strange.

Why don’t these men show any signs of weakness?

Could the forest’s curse have failed? But even if it did, so what?

Suddenly, a dark gleam flashed in the priest’s eyes.

Just a second ago, the arrogant Big Beard and Curly suddenly weakened.

With a ’clatter’ —

Both slumped to the ground as they had in the forest.

Feeling utterly powerless, struggling to breathe, their minds foggy...

Spotting this, Black Sister immediately dragged them back, ready for battle at Jiang Xiao’s side.

Hmm?

The priest’s facial muscles twitched uncontrollably.

Why doesn’t this man with the foolish look show signs of decline?

His powers hadn’t faded, as proven by the now incapacitated Big Beard and Curly.

So.

The only possibility was that this man-looking person was actually a woman?

That can’t be right either, his Adam’s apple doesn’t deceive.

Damn!

Could it be a person without roots?!

The priest, with this revelation, looked at Jiang Xiao with a peculiar gaze.

A mix of mockery and pity...

After the silence, the nun reopened the main doors and walked out.

Seeing their numbers, the priest frowned.

"Hmm? Where are Blair and the others?"

"Father, they... they have already been, already been purified."

The nun’s expression was somewhat sorrowful.

The people Mu Xitang had just killed had been long-time employees with longer vacations than others.

New recruits were almost all mentored by them.

And because of this, they were the three closest people to the priest.

Blair and the others were closest to the main door when the priest had stepped out.

So they...

The priest took a deep breath.

Human lives didn’t matter much to him, but employees as handy as Blair were hard to come by!

To lose three of his favorite nuns all at once, how could he not be furious?

Calm down, calm down...

He was a priest, maintaining his glorious and majestic image was the only thing that fit his persona.