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Chapter 230 - 198: Young Man, Take Off Your Pants!
Chapter 230: Chapter 198: Young Man, Take Off Your Pants!
Park Renmeng’s barbed words blocked Jack’s prepared speech at his throat.
Xiaoya and Laxi Buzhan also fixed their gazes on Jack.
This blond bastard...
Seems like he hasn’t exerted any effort from the beginning, right?
No!
This bastard not only didn’t put in any effort, but he also didn’t miss out on any benefits that came his way!
Seeing the three people’s predatory expressions, Jack knew he couldn’t get out of this one.
"Go on then, we’re in a hurry to get into the town!"
Park Renmeng urged impatiently, his view of Jack becoming increasingly unfavorable! In the end, he, as the third brother, ended up worse off than the fourth brother from another mother, so how could his tone remain pleasant?
Before Jack could move, Fishing Man took the initiative to call the four of them over.
"Heavy reward, crab! Over there, yes, that’s right, oh stop looking around! It’s you guys, come over here!"
"Go, Jack, they’re calling for you, smida!"
"Hurry up already, they named you specifically, don’t decline it."
The three of them pushed and kicked Jack over, while they themselves quickly retreated a good ten meters, fearing they’d become collateral damage.
Especially Park Renmeng, who didn’t look like he planned to cast Healing Technique on Jack.
Alright, alright...
So that’s how you three are going to play it, huh?
With no other choice, Jack darkened his face and headed towards Fishing Man’s spot.
Meanwhile, he was also secretly planning how to get back at them for the losses he was about to take!
Hehehe, just you wait until I, Jack, catch a break. I’ll show you what cruelty is!
Fishing Man scrutinized the strong, young man before him with satisfaction.
"Oh God, what present have you sent me? This is just fantastic, young man, quick! Get those pants off!"
Jack: ???
The Xiaoya trio at a distance: ???
Live stream: (´◑д◐`)
Jack’s tongue tied itself in knots with nervousness.
"This, this isn’t quite right, I, you’re not..."
If there was no one else around, it would be one thing to strip, but his three teammates were still eagerly watching him.
Could this Fishing Man also be a pervert?
Jack immediately thought of the feud between A-Zhi and Ward.
"Hurry up and strip! Don’t dawdle like Mr. Anisi Ferre from next door!"
Fishing Man barked angrily, his oppressive force instantly making Jack lose the will to resist.
Forget it...
It’s really not that big of a deal.
If it’s stripping we’re talking about, then so be it. His respected senior Ward had done it, and in the end, didn’t he earn everyone’s respect?
Just consider it a gamble for a good start!
Jack clenched his teeth, stomped his foot, and ferociously peeled his underwear down to his ankles.
Then he pointed his butt straight at Fishing Man.
Jack: (ノ)益(ヾ) "Come at me already, baby! I’m ready!"
Damn, my eyes...
Is this too spicy for the eyes?
In the dead of night, alone with men, is this some outdoor play?!
Xiaoya immediately covered her eyes with her little hands, but couldn’t help peeping through her fingers.
Unexpectedly, Fishing Man didn’t look pleased with Jack’s forwardness but exploded in rage instead!
"Wang Defa?! You’re ready all right, but don’t point that filthy backside at me, heavy reward, crab! I feel like I’ve been stared at by an alien!"
Huh?
Jack was taken aback, was this pose not satisfactory?
Trying to please, he wiggled a bit towards Fishing Man.
Oh my goodness!
Fishing Man couldn’t help spraying Jack with water in response.
"Crap! God! Please forgive my rudeness this time! Ah-da! Get down there, old buddy!"
At the same time, a swift front kick sent Jack, who was sticking his butt in the air, splashing into the cold water.
"Damn buddy! You hook a fish for me and hang it on my hook, or you can just soak down there for the night!"
Fishing Man said and then settled back onto his stool.
Everyone: ???
What does this mean?
Had Jack been stripped just to be sent to catch a fish and hang it on a hook?
Is this what fishing men are like now, so persistent?
And it had to be hung on the hook?
Jack stood in the water, bent over, motionless.
"What are you spacing out for?"
"Bro, I got hooked."
"Wang Defa?"
"Ward Kir got hooked, wait, let me get it out first..."
Fishing Man: ???
This guy’s luck can’t be this bad, can it?
No, wait!
It must be my luck that’s terrible, right?
After hooking that thing, hasn’t my fishhook just become filthy?
No need to even think about it, it’s sure to be a rank, deathly stench!
So, the Fishing Man fiercely slung his fishing rod, pulling out the radish and bringing up the dirt along with it, not even sure what he dragged up.
Anyway, Jack in the water was howling pitifully.
Damn it!
The move by the Fishing Man directly stunned the trio of Xiao Ya watching from a distance.
He hooked Jier and then just yanked him out?
"Hiss..."
Park Renmeng and Laxi Buzhanzhu instinctively clenched their thighs together, feeling a chill creeping up to the back of their skulls.
"Stop howling and hurry up and find me a fish!" the Fishing Man urged.
Jack, shivering, squinted in the moonlight for a good while before he confirmed there was nothing terribly wrong with the injury.
Eh?
Is this...
Haha!
Jack felt a surge of joy after seeing the wound clearly.
He had thought about going to an andrology hospital to get it cut, but now it seemed he had saved on the surgery fee.
The only downside was the lack of anesthesia, which made his thigh twitch from the pain now and then.
"No good, I need to find a fish quickly to hang on this freak’s hook; otherwise, with the river so dirty, if the wound gets infected and inflamed, it’s game over!"
Xiao Ya from afar pursed her lips in disappointment.
Tch~
What’s going on here?
She had thought there would be a sensational drama, but who could have predicted that the Fishing Man merely wanted Jack to grope for fish in the river?
Five minutes passed...
Jack’s entire lower body had started to itch and swell.
There was something off about this river.
It initially just felt cold, but now it felt like a pit of ice, biting to the bone.
At this rate, he would succumb to hypothermia before long.
As for the fish, don’t even mention it; there were no fish in this river, not even a fish scale in sight!
Does that even make sense? This is still a river, isn’t it?
"Bro... brother, is there... really, truly fish here?"
Jack’s lips, now purple from the cold, trembled as he questioned the Fishing Man on the bridge.
"Nonsense! Just count yourself lucky you’re still alive to talk to me!"
According to Fishing Man’s usual practice, it was normal for one to two people to die crossing the bridge.
However, when passing by the earlier team [Jiang God’s Sayings All Team], he had already told himself.
Today he felt unlucky; he forgot to consult an almanac or do a divination or something before leaving home.
So he decided to call it a night, closing up shop for the day, not laying a hand on these people.
In a way, Xiao Ya’s group of four got a stroke of Jiang Xiao’s luck.
Another five minutes went by.
Jack in the river could hardly move now; he felt like his legs had completely lost sensation.
Xiao Ya frowned from a distance.
This wouldn’t do.
Although she didn’t like this Jack fellow, he was still the second strongest in their team.
If he were to freeze to death in the river now, it would be too big of a loss.
Besides, it had been so long~
It was about time to show off a little bit of her talent for others to see!
Her talent that could match, or even surpass, the Jiang God of Dragon Country!
Ignoring the discouragements of Park Renmeng and Laxi Buzhanzhu, Xiao Ya walked straight to the Fishing Man.
Seeing a cyber girl with a root in her mouth approaching one step at a time, the Fishing Man’s eyebrows lifted.
"Oh? Are you here to help me find a fish too? Be sensible, take off your pants and jump in."
The corner of Xiao Ya’s mouth twitched.
Standing right in front of him, such a handsome and pretty girl, and he actually asks me to take off my pants to fish?!
Indeed, is this the legendary Fishing Man?
First and foremost, they value fishing; everything else is secondary.
"Yes, can you look into my earnest eyes? They will tell you I am willing to help you catch fish."
The Fishing Man subconsciously turned his head to take a glance at Xiao Ya.
Huh?
Not good!
The Fishing Man wanted to avert his gaze, but it was too late.
In less than five seconds, he was completely taken in...
"Park Renmeng! Laxi Buzhanzhu, the two of you come here, pull Jack out!"
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