I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror -
Chapter 226 - 194: Put Aside Personal Integrity and Enjoy an Unscrupulous Life.
Chapter 226: Chapter 194: Put Aside Personal Integrity and Enjoy an Unscrupulous Life.
The old woman’s voice was unusually hoarse and grating.
It was like that of an old cat that had lived for ten years, making one’s spine chill involuntarily.
"If you are not here to stay, why did you enter without even knocking? Could it be that you are... thieves?"
When speaking of thieves, the old lady’s gaze at the group took on a faint blue glow.
The bearded trio was stunned.
They subconsciously thought of the thievery concerning Jiang Xiao and her father.
To tell the truth, it seems we really did come as thieves.
But no, that’s not right!
Black Sister immediately denied vehemently.
"Oh no, no, elderly madam, you misunderstand, we are not thieves, we just came to, just..."
How could she explain?
No matter what, they had indeed barged into someone’s house in the middle of the night without knocking.
Curly Hair took over from Black Sister.
"Cough! Old lady, we are just uncultured, entering a stranger’s house without liking to knock on the door, colloquially known as ’shameless.’ Er, you could also say we have no manners, however you want to put it, but we are definitely not thieves."
Everyone: ...
Old lady: ...
If you put it that way, the old lady had no way to counter.
You admit you are shameless, what can I do?
Put personal quality aside, enjoy a shameless life.
"Since this is the case, you all should leave, and if you die outside tonight... that works too."
The trio sighed in relief.
They did not have Jiang Xiao’s thick nerves, they of course followed the principle ’the less trouble, the better’ and decided to leave.
Let’s just make do with staying at the Moonlight Tavern for one night and leave early tomorrow!
"Are you the Bell-ringer?"
Mu Xitang’s abrupt remark made the begrudging trio freeze in place again.
The Bell-ringer?
The bearded trio’s vision was naturally not as good as Little Pink’s, and upon entering the town, they only heard the bell without seeing the person.
Now, having heard Mu Xitang mention it, even they understood that this old woman was very likely the Bell-ringer in the tower.
Sis, even if you figured it out, don’t say it aloud!
Seeing that the old woman did not deny it, Little Pink stroked her chin and nodded.
"Exactly, exactly, I didn’t observe your younger self for so long for nothing, I thought something looked odd about the Bell-ringer’s silhouette, so it was hunchback."
"Meow!"
A black cat on the table let out a mournful cry.
Then, the door of the inn ’banged’ shut by itself.
The old woman’s back arched increasingly fearsome, her eyes actually emitting a greasy green light.
"Hehehe, such good eyesight? Are you a demon?"
Normal people’s night vision wouldn’t allow them to see the high tower so clearly, let alone discern her body shape.
And a demon’s night vision is generally excellent, with some able to see clearer at night than during the day!
Mu Xitang remained expressionless, she hated being called strange, and hated even more being called a demon!
"Hmm?"
The old woman’s eyebrows suddenly tightened, her entire face and expression abruptly twisted in pain.
"Uh... ah..."
"Meow!"
A cat’s call interrupted the old woman’s moan.
At the same time, the agile black cat leapt from the table onto the old woman’s shoulder, licking its paw elegantly, its eyes firmly locked on Mu Xitang.
Only then did the old woman’s expression gradually return to normal, as she rapidly stepped backward several steps.
This pink-haired woman must indeed be a demon!
Just now, Alania felt an evil force enter her body, mobilizing all the blood in her body to rush towards her brain; if the black cat had acted a moment later, her head might have exploded!
Even now, with the black cat’s protection.
Alania still felt a dark force coiling around her like an evil serpent.
A slight carelessness could lead to dire consequences...
Xi Tang Sect Hierarch and the old woman are going to fight!
Although usually, the begrudging trio advocated for safety, in critical moments they were unequivocally resolute.
Big Beard led the two in a shout as they stepped forward to stand beside Mu Xitang.
"It’s fine, you guys step back a bit, I can handle this old woman alone! She cannot restrain me!" Mu Xitang was eager for an impressive win to make up for the ’disgrace’ of the recent defeat, capture, and nosebleed.
In this Kaidan, there might be others like Martha who could harness the power of the Bible against her.
But luckily, not everyone has the power to restrain me.
Just like this old lady standing before me, Mu Xitang felt it as soon as she made her move—this old lady clearly had no specific strategy against her and could only confront her head-on!
And in a direct confrontation, the strange would overwhelmingly crush the opponent.
"Hey! I am Mu Xitang, from Eastern Earth Dragon Country, here today to seek instruction! You old hag, dare you put down the kitty and fight me face-to-face!"
Bullet comments: ???
[Just like father, like daughter! Their understanding of (face-to-face combat) is very similar!]
[I’m reminded again of Jiang God holding a human body Gatling gun, clamoring for a ’face-to-face combat’ with various grotesques.]
"Xi Tang, have you forgotten how I taught you? Always be polite to the elderly!"
"Oh oh!"
Mu Xitang nodded and called out to the old lady again.
"Hey! I am Mu Xitang, from Eastern Earth Dragon Country, here today to seek instruction! You old hag, dare you put down the kitty and fight me face-to-face!"
Everyone: ???
Alania: ???
Bullet comments: ???
[You changed to a more respectful form?]
This kid is a bit polite, but clearly, not very much so.
"Also, you, put the cat down!"
"Hehehe, young lady, you are quite the joker, why should I put the cat down, can you assure me you won’t use your demonic powers?"
Mu Xitang spread her hands.
"Why shouldn’t I use my demonic powers when they are my own?"
Alania: ???
Well then, I’m dropping this darn black cat!
Alania was left speechless, does this little demon even have a brain?
How can you say such a shameless thing with a straight face?
Seeing the old lady acting this way made the other three also relax.
"Sect Hierarch, we are not afraid! As long as she doesn’t use magic, we can definitely kill her four against one!"
"See that? A fist as big as a casserole, have you ever seen one like this, huh!"
"Hmph~"
The old lady shook her head helplessly and casually threw away the cane she was holding.
"God never decreed that one must use magic to kill a demon."
What now?
You’re a bag of old bones and want to train with us three youngsters?
Jiang Xiao glanced around, then sat down on a nearby worn-out leather sofa.
A vibe of: [Please start your performance].
"Hoo~"
The old lady breathed out heavily and said.
"Kyuudoku matakabanna, it’s time to fight seriously."
She then crossed her hands and began hopping in place.
First lifting the left leg, then the right, her arms continuously rising and relaxing...
Her whole body seemed relaxed, even her hunched back seemed to straighten a bit.
[Look at that! A city walk by an old lady that’s several times better than those uptight relaxations in Magic Metropolis.]
[City walk? Don’t you think this old lady’s city walk looks very familiar?]
Eh?
Now that you mention it...
Familiar.
It’s just too familiar.
"Dad! She’s imitating Kakarot’s warm-up exercises! I’m going first! Old hag, take my Drilling Heart Leg! Argh!"
Mu Xitang: ━=͟͟͞͞ጿ I kick!
’Thump!’
Little Pinky stomped heavily, making a four-centimeter deep footprint on the floor of the guesthouse.
Her small body seemed to hide tremendous power, left leg bent slightly, right leg stretched out, a straight short leg aiming directly at the old lady’s chest.
A statement that shocked the listener!
Indeed, it’s Kakarot!
[Damn, never noticed the old lady was so hip, liking Sakuraaction shows?]
[Little known fact, Toriyama Akira’s movements were inspired by Dragon Country’s well-known martial arts action stars.]
[No wonder Dragon Ball’s combat is filled with the aesthetic of Dragon Country’s ancient martial arts. It’s because they’re really bonding over common ground.]
[I’m a bit worried the pink-haired Sect Hierarch might not win....]
Search the lightnovelworld.cc website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.
If you find any errors (non-standard content, ads redirect, broken links, etc..), Please let us know so we can fix it as soon as possible.
Report