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Chapter 224 - 192: Earning a Fortune

Chapter 224: Chapter 192: Earning a Fortune

Whew!

This thing definitely came from a tomb somewhere, with mud still on the hilt of the knife.

But the Swordsman felt that what he offered was still not enough.

Everyone present was either rich or noble, and although his own items weren’t necessarily inferior, he really didn’t have much.

Just a long sword and two daggers. If this man considered him poor, then...

Thinking of this, he decided to go all or nothing and directly pulled out a scroll.

"This, this is my ’Tomb Raider Experience,’ though you might not find it useful; it’s everything I’ve learned."

"Um um!"

Unexpectedly, the pink-haired girl seemed very interested in tomb-raiding and happily took the items from the Swordsman.

She also reminded herself, who knew you could hide things in the lining of a corset and inside the heels of shoes?

It seemed that next time, they’d have to search even more meticulously.

"Cough~"

A coughing sound once again drew everyone’s attention; it was from Irina.

She had been pretending to sleep, originally planning to keep it up, but now that was no longer going to work, another act and she would be pierced by a metal pipe.

"I, I also have things I haven’t handed over..."

Therefore, the trading relationship between Irina’s group and Martha ended completely.

It turned into one-sided extortion by Jiang Xiao without expecting anything in return.

Moreover, what was infuriating was that this father and daughter pair acted smug even after gaining the upper hand, crazily accepting their items while claiming they were just taking some compensation for mental anguish and damage, not being robbers.

Right.

Outmatched, they could only accept their fate.

No one wanted to end up like Martha, pinned miserably to the ground.

"Bro, that, we’ve given everything we can, now I really have nothing left except these underpants, do you think we can—"

"Don’t rush, I also have some other things I want to ask you about, about demons..."

Irina quickly took over Jiang Xiao’s statement, pointing at Martha nailed to the ground who was still unconscious.

"Believe me, buddy, this nun on the ground surely knows a lot about demons, I swear it’s so."

Really?

"Fine, big beard, there are several boxes of high-concentration vodka on top of the bar, use them to wake this nun up."

"Ah!!!"

Accompanied by a mournful scream, Martha also gradually awoke from her unconsciousness.

"Devil! You’re the real devil, man; I won’t tell you anything, God surely won’t forgive you, you will definitely fall into the real hell soon!"

"Hehe~"

Jiang Xiao sneered twice and continued.

"Don’t bark anymore, can’t I see what kind of person you are? If you were really tough, wouldn’t you have surrendered earlier?"

"Your current posture is nothing more than want to bargain with me, but I advise you to honestly tell everything, because your fists definitely aren’t as hard as metal pipes!"

Mu Xitang very cooperatively grabbed two metal pipes and gestured over Martha’s body.

The inner fear made the nun involuntarily shiver.

Lord!

How on earth did this man see through her acting?

Well, better to fess up, it’s unwise not to bend...

"Jiang Xiao bro, there’s one more thing, besides asking about demons, you also need to inquire about transportation and provisions..."

Big beard whispered to him from the side.

Jiang Xiao nodded; he knew what he was doing. One thing at a time.

...

"Thank heavens! Thank God, thank Allah, we’re still alive!"

Jack, with a bruised face, incredulously surveyed his surroundings.

Xiao Ya was in slightly better shape than him, but overall still quite dirty and disheveled.

"Never thought, we... we survived being trampled by a herd of bulls."

As for Rasi Buzhou and Park Renmeng, they were unhurt, but they were in terrible shape.

All four were the picture of having survived a great disaster.

This old tree was fairly safe, but the bulls were running; a slight misstep could mean falling, and one fall might not kill you, but you’d be skinned alive!

Right.

Even though both Xi Tang and Jack were in good physical shape, they ultimately could not outrun the animals and were quickly caught after Park Renmeng had disappeared into the herd.

At the same time, they also saw Park Renmeng firmly clinging to a bull’s belly along with Xi Tang.

As such, the four relied on the old trees’ winding roots to hold onto for dear life in their escape.

During the ordeal, Park Renmeng slipped off three times, Jack once, and Xi Tang did not fall at all.

Err, as for Park Renmeng, he didn’t fall down in the whole chase either...

But now he didn’t seem quite right, giving off a blank, expressionless look that betrayed his questioning of life.

Turns out, he had wrapped himself around a bull, no wonder he couldn’t suck any milk out at the beginning.

Huh...

Some were still alive, but he was already dead.

[Hey, have you seen this on the Kaidan forum?]

[What happened? Could someone possibly take the top rank from Park Renmeng?]

[Not really, the entire World War II turned into Park’s own battlefield, especially since his clips are paired with Jay Chou’s songs...]

"Give Me Time to Suck"

A great creator had managed to combine the clip of Park crazily sucking the bull’s handle with a heartbreakingly mismatched post-mortem artistic style.

When it played the climax (even if sucking the wrong part, it’s just the fear of missing out), there was even a pink, romantic slow-motion edit...

[Oh my God, stop it! Damn it, that really burns my eyes!]

[Well, how to put it, these four unlucky guys might actually benefit from the disaster, as the herd conveniently pushed them all the way to the iron chain bridge.]

Now, Xi Tang was leading the trio to look for another path to cross the deep abyss nearby.

Because they also saw the twinkling lights from Morro Town above, and immediately knew from the map that the lit place was their next stop, Morro Town.

The lights were actually the glow reflected from the fire Jiang Xiao had set.

"Uh, Park, you didn’t get any milk just now, do you need to rest? The rest of us can find the way."

Although a bit fatigued, the nutritious content in the milk had kept Xi Tang and the gang comparatively alert.

At that moment, Park Renmeng’s facial expression became extremely...complicated?

"Heh, captain, don’t underestimate me. Who said I didn’t get any? What I sucked was way more concentrated than what you guys got."

Hmm?

((유∀유|||))

The other three were taken aback.

If they remembered correctly, wasn’t Park clinging under the bull’s belly all this time? What milk could he have gotten?

Wait a minute!

Yikes!

ε=ε=ε=(ﾟ◇ﾟﾉ)ﾉ

The expressions of the three turned to terror. He couldn’t have, he couldn’t have drunk...

Seeing their panic-stricken looks, Park Renmeng didn’t seem to care and casually nodded.

"That’s right, just as you guys are thinking."

Wang Defa!

The first reaction Park had when he realized he was holding the wrong thing was to switch to another bull.

But it so happened that this bull was incredibly muscular!

Even under the belly was a row of abs.

These abs tightly clasped Park Renmeng in place, preventing him from falling.

Otherwise,

with Park Renmeng’s shitty strength, how could he possibly not fall off the entire way?

After all...this kind of royal treatment, the bull would probably only enjoy once in its lifetime and naturally didn’t want Park to leave.

And the little Park, clamped by the bull’s abs and unable to move, was resigned to undergo everything in silence.

Ah, let’s not talk about it, just remembering it brings tears to my eyes.

Before long, the four had found a stone stele and an iron chain connecting both banks standing by the road.

"Ah this..."

Upon seeing the words on the stone stele, the expressions of the four also changed in unison.

Only one person could cross at a time, and the first three would get the Kaidan rewards?

But,

could there be a catch?

Could it be dangerous?

All four fell silent, silently scheming in their minds.

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