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Chapter 214 - 182: Pink-Haired Person Injured
Chapter 214: Chapter 182: Pink-Haired Person Injured
"Damn it! Stupid Aaron, this isn’t some cool horsewhip, it’s a belt! Where’s your damn revolver? Why don’t you pull it out?"
"Much appreciated! I forgot to bring it! You’ve got to believe in my whip technique, Pete, I’m going to make this idiot suffer!"
Aaron wasn’t tall, in fact, he was quite short, only about one and a half meters.
At this moment, he swung the belt with a lewd smile on his face while continuously gyrating his hips.
It was hard not to associate it with...
[Gangnam Style?]
[Amazing, bro, I just said his posture looked so familiar.]
[Hmm, I disagree with the first comment, on the contrary, it reminds me of ’a mighty man on horseback’...]
[Is it just me who likes to watch livestreams with bullet comments? Aren’t we just waiting for you two sleeping dragons to show up?]
[Strange, these two are clearly just like little Karamis, can this Kaidan get a bit more challenging?]
[Suggesting to up the difficulty +1, I’m about to fall asleep watching this.]
[Don’t rush, we’ve just arrived at the small town, I feel the main event will be in the next four days.]
"Hey, kid! You’re in for a rough time today!"
Watching the approaching Pink Panther, Jiang Xiao pulled out the iron shovel strapped to his back...
Accompanied by two thuds.
Pete and Aaron fell to the ground in response.
"Hey, if I weren’t in a hurry to find lodging, I’d seriously consider burying you guys."
Moonlight unexpectedly broke through the clouds.
"Big sister, tie up your hair in a coiled dragon bun, hey sister, brother, hallelujah~"
Humming the tune, Jiang Xiao dragged the two men through the quiet town at night, his shadow elongated by the moonlight.
Just as Jiang Xiao was about to go back to look for Mu Xitang.
She had already run into some trouble.
"Don’t move! Oh yes, you, the one with the pink hair, tie yourself up honestly!"
A nun, holding a scripture, threatened Mu Xitang fiercely.
"You three don’t move either! Maybe I can overlook your mingling with demons!"
Looking at the coarse hemp rope thrown onto the cow’s back, Mu Xitang’s face darkened, and she stood still.
As if she would tie herself up—what a joke.
"Hey buddy! Don’t just stand there, I’m talking to you, you filthy pink-haired demon! If you don’t take action soon, I’ll have to be rude to you!"
Filthy?
Demon?
The sweetness and cuteness on Mu Xitang’s face had completely vanished.
In its place was a very... very exaggerated and sinister smile.
The viewers in the live stream were not unfamiliar with this type of smile.
It was exactly like the one she had when she blew the head off the Chosen One from that other country.
Little Ran from Madman Villa had shown the same smile when Jiang Xiao left...
The nun’s face turned pale in an instant!
"Damn pink-haired demon, how dare you lay a hand on me!"
She also flipped open the scripture in her hands.
"In the name of the Heavenly Father, annihilate... Christ guide me to save the souls possessed by evil, no longer deceived, expelling the evil... May the Lord redeem you in his name!"
Hmm?
Mu Xitang’s expression froze, seemingly encountering something unbelievable.
Her own power was being blocked by some kind of invisible barrier?!
Not good!
The backlash was coming!
"Eh? Pfft~"
Before she could react, a mouthful of thick blood spurted out.
This woman was no pushover!
The little pink-haired girl immediately rolled off the cow’s back, trying to leave the place.
While the nun’s pace in reciting the scripture quickened.
"Lord, the foolish who stray will kill themselves. The complacent will harm their own lives. But those who listen to me will live in peace, enjoy tranquility, and not fear disaster."
"Ah!"
Little pink-hair didn’t get far before she painfully clutched her head and squatted down, the agony emanating from deep within her soul forcing her to curl up on the ground and howl.
This is?
The Believer, her faith heterogeneous, frantically nodded to the others.
"Yes, that’s the Bible, these are all sentences from the Bible!"
The two cows at this moment were very restless, their eyes filled with fear of the woman.
Mu Xitang, curled up, caught the eye of the bearded man, who cursed angrily.
"Damn it! Brothers, take her down!"
"Take down who? The pink-haired girl or the nun?"
"No shit, follow me and let’s crush the nun!"
The bearded man shouted ’Hoorah’, and the three scoundrels lunged at the chanting woman!
"You! You’ve clearly been deceived by the devil as well!"
The woman quickly retreated, and the scripture began to flip through by itself.
"Oh Lord, let them turn at my rebuke, I will pour out my spirit on you, I will make my words known to you, if they say, ’Come with us, let us lie in wait to shed blood, let us ambush the innocent without reason.’"
The three men’s pace stiffened, but after shaking their heads, they remained unwavering and charged toward the woman.
If they let the nun keep chanting, the pink-haired girl would be in danger!
"Intimidate!"
"Slay with hand!"
"Swiftness!"
The three men knew each other’s talents like the back of their hands.
The bearded man’s intimidation caused the woman a moment of distraction, while Curly’s palm, now like a sharp blade, swooped in towards her throat.
And Blackie turned on swiftness to circle around to the side of the woman, planning to backstab.
Huh?
These three deceived by the devil are also Awakeners?
The nun frowned, annoyance deepening on her face.
With a swift dodge, she avoided Curly’s lethal strike while a sideways whip leg met Blackie’s fist, repelling the attack.
"Oh Lord, grant wisdom to the upright and act as a shield for those of pure conduct."
At this point, the woman also dispelled the big bearded man’s intimidative effect.
"We can fight; this woman’s martial arts are just so-so!"
Blackie shook off her fist, sensing average strength, not an overwhelming force.
"For the sect hierarch of the pink-haired, we must give it our all!"
"Of course, what are we going to tell God Jiang when he comes back?"
The three weren’t deterred by the woman’s strength but instead formed a triangle, trapping her.
"Ha—spit!"
The bearded man spit into the palm of his hand and rubbed it together.
"Lady Xi Tang! Run, we’ll take care of her and catch up right away!"
Mu Xitang, gasping and staggering, struggled to her feet, her gaze complex as she looked at the three ’great scoundrels’ blocking for her.
How could she not see that the three of them combined were not enough to hammer with one hand?
"Run! Call your dad to come save us, brothers, let’s do this!"
First to leave!
The pink-haired girl knew her abilities were suppressed, and now wasn’t the time for her pride.
"Want to leave?"
The woman wanted to dodge the three men to deal with Mu Xitang first.
But the bearded man clearly wouldn’t give her that chance.
"You wrinkled old hag, take my fist!"
"Really don’t be ridiculous; to bully a cute little girl when she’s so old."
"Jesus, God, Queen Mother of the West, please grant me the strength of The Buddha to vanquish this wicked nun!"
Every one of their words was a stab to the heart of the nun.
They say that a wild punch can kill a master, not to mention the bearded man’s intermittent ’Intimidate’.
Although the bearded trio was battered by her, the nun was genuinely entangled for a short time.
Seeing the pink demon getting farther away, the nun reluctantly shoved her hand down her crotch.
"Ah, Lord, forgive me, your Believer must admit that sometimes, gunpowder is more useful than the bible."
’Swish!’
A shiny, brand-new AK was drawn from beneath her crotch and pressed against the bearded man’s head.
"Want to try if your skull can stop my bullet?"
Ah, what...
The three: ฅ(╥﹏╥)ฅ
Weren’t we supposed to be competing with martial arts, and then you just whip out an AK47 from your crotch?
The bible paired with an AK, the number one exorcist?
"Guys, I think you should all stand properly now, face the wall, grab your ears, and stand on one leg!"
With an AK in hand, the bearded man didn’t think they could escape her bullets...
Maybe they wouldn’t die from one or two shots, but a full burst would definitely send them straight to meet God.
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