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Chapter 209 - 179: The Sadistic Ancestor!
Chapter 209: Chapter 179: The Sadistic Ancestor!
Okay, okay, okay!
This blue-faced Dou Er Dun ambush by Cow-headed creature Gang Zi was the last thing he could’ve expected!
"Moo!"
’Puchi~’
Accompanied by the sound of a blade piercing into flesh,
Gang Zi’s huge horns had already plunged into Raxi’s back.
The latter instantly felt as if he was impaled to a depth of three inches, from back to stomach!
"Yamalou!!"
Little A-san’s resounding and soul-stirring cry finally completely woke up the rest of the nearby herd.
After all, even in the deepest slumber,
that ’Yamalou’ was definitely not a sound that any livestock could make!
Uninformed milk cows might have thought their herd had been invaded by some uncivilized primitive tribesmen!
And some of the young female cows that had just been milked finally figured out who the culprit of the sneak attack was!
They all complained to their husbands, indicating that it was most likely this human who had just sucked them dry.
Gang Zi’s horns withdrew from his body with a ’pop’ sound.
"Oh~ Yeah~"
Raxi couldn’t help but let out another ecstasy-filled cry.
Pain!
Such pain!
His thigh roots were trembling!
Raxi: (۶ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ)۶
"Park Renmeng! Where’s the Healing Technique? Plug me up instantly! Quick, plug! Plug me!"
Hmm?!!
Where’s everyone?
The little sprouts had freaking vanished, was I straight-up sold out?!
A breeze blew by, and Raxi suddenly felt a chilling sensation, as if wind was blowing through the seat of his pants.
Raxi:=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ヘ(ଵ口ଵ)ノ Autumn bean sack!!!
He ran, the cow chased.
He ran again, and the entire herd joined in the pursuit.
For this thief who dared to steal milk in their territory in the dead of night, the bull king would certainly not let him get away easily!
No!
This was no longer just about simple milk theft; this was a direct confrontation.
A group of big bulls instantly felt their horns greener than the damn grasslands!
Meanwhile, the little sprouts trio had already run two hundred meters further.
It wasn’t that they wanted to abandon their teammate, it was just that Little A-san’s cry had woken up all the cows.
Just imagine that majestic scene, even Jesus himself couldn’t save him.
...
Crap!
Watching their Chosen One being sold out, the high-ups of A-san’s side couldn’t sit still anymore.
Furiously contacting the other three nations for an explanation!
Their Raxi had contributed quite a few pots of milk to the team, no?
Now the sprouts bolt without even saying goodbye; wasn’t that a bit inhumane?
However, the outcome of A-san nation’s contact was as expected; not a single soul cared~
Dammit, better to rely on oneself!
"Quick, quick, quick! Boss, at this point, we can only treat a dead horse as if it’s alive. Let’s use our reminder opportunity! Tell Raxi about Jiang Xiao’s technique called ’Old Tree Entwining Roots!’ They were heartless; we have no reason to be righteous!"
The Secretary-General’s words immediately got the approval from A-san’s nation boss.
That’s right.
There’s one chance, might as well use it; even if it’s their own downfall, those three sneaks won’t be able to escape unscathed!
[Ding, you have received an external reminder.]
[Raxi! Quick! Find a mother cow and entangle yourself under its belly! Also, your three "great" teammates are hiding about 200 meters to your right, underneath that slope!]
Just two short sentences, concise and to the point!
Damn it!
These three sneaks are pretty good at hiding, huh?
Now Raxi was thoroughly disgusted by his teammates’ actions.
Frankly, if the three had offered symbolic support just now, if Park Renmeng had given him a Healing Technique before running, he wouldn’t have held such a grudge.
In the end, it was his own arrogance that had got him into this mess, getting pinned down by the young cow while still attempting that ’Storm Inhale.’
And with the herd riled up by him, it was indeed impossible for the trio to help.
But no matter what, not even a call for help, not even a cursory Healing Technique for me - wasn’t that going too far?
Regardless of whatever else everyone was thinking, didn’t you drink the milk I squeezed out?
Luckily, most of the herd was still asleep just now, many of which Raxi had managed to shake off.
Only Gang Zi and his wife were leading the charge, occasionally stabbing at Raxi’s butt with their horns.
And because Raxi had just sucked quite a lot of milk,
the miraculous nutritional content hadn’t been fully absorbed by his body yet, which meant that the bloodied holes would soon be healed by the power of the milk.
This meant that for the time being he was not in mortal danger.
As for the ’Old Tree Entwining Roots’?
Which head should he use to entangle?
Figuring it would be light work to get himself killed, where was the chance?
...
The live chat of A-san nation’s stream was now brimming with insults directed at Lighthouse nation.
[This is already the second time this lame team has been caught betraying teammates!]
[Oh! I have reason to suspect that it was Jack who proposed this betraying maneuver again!]
[Shit! Although the escape strategy was proposed by our Jack, didn’t Sakura’s Xiao Ya and Kimchi Park Renmeng oppose it?]
[Baka! Our Xiao Ya just suggested providing some support!]
[Heh, just ’suggested’ it? If they wanted to support, why did she run faster than Jack? Don’t try to play the saint and the sinner at the same time! We’re not fools!]
[Exactly, if you’re going to run, just run, no need to make a show of wanting to be the good guy, it’s so awkward to watch.]
[Uh, am I the only one who’s mesmerized by the man running naked under the moon?]
The naked moon man...
What can be said or not said, Raxi’s current stance is indeed... wildly unrestrained!
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