I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 207 - 178: It’s All About Pranks with the Indians_3

Chapter 207: Chapter 178: It’s All About Pranks with the Indians_3

She thought her calf was just terribly hungry, smacked its lips, and after shaking its tail, continued to sleep.

Wait a second?

A young cow suspiciously opened its bovine eyes.

Something about this suckling sensation seemed off?

Why does it still involve squeezing?

That’s not right?

Dammit, is there also a bit of kneading going on?

Nervously, the cow lifted its head to glance under its belly.

Nothing unusual there.

The baby was sound asleep.

Was it just a figment of her imagination?

Right as the cow began to squirm uneasily, La Xi Bu Zhan Shou tactfully ceased his actions and tossed the mostly emptied water bottle back to Xiao Ya.

This resulted in the young cow not noticing anything amiss.

"It’s my turn, it’s my turn!!"

Park Renmeng excitedly reached for the water bottle, but a large hand stopped him.

Jack, all smiles, pushed him behind himself.

"Oh, my dear brother, Park, what’s the rush? There’s plenty of milk to go around. How about we drink our fill first and then it’s your turn? Otherwise, it would be so troublesome to keep passing it back and forth."

"You!"

Park Renmeng jumped in frustration, casting a pleading look at Xiao Ya.

They had just agreed that they would take turns, one bottle each; any extra would go to Xiao Ya, as the team leader.

However, Xiao Ya had no intention of sticking up for Park Renmeng, instead grabbing another bottle and chugging away.

Under normal circumstances, Xiao Ya wouldn’t be so petty over regular milk.

But...

Park Renmeng, don’t blame me. Blame the amazing effects of this milk!

Yet...

Xiao Ya’s eyes flickered as she stared at Jack who was also drinking milk. Why should Jack get to drink as much as me?

Just as Jack was tilting his head back to gulp down his share, Xiao Ya suddenly stopped him.

"Enough, Jack, that’s enough. Let Park Renmeng have the rest. We’re a team, and as the captain, I must not favor one over the other."

Huh?

Jack wanted to continue drinking, but Xiao Ya, now with a stern face, had already positioned herself in front of him.

That emotionless gaze was a clear indicator that Xiao Ya’s heart was far from pure as she made out to be!

Xiao Ya turned her water bottle upside down and said with a hint of apology, "I don’t have much left in mine, just two sips, all gone. So, your share should go to Park Renmeng."

Psh!

Just two sips in yours?

Who would believe that nonsense?

La Xi Bu Zhan Shou’s efficiency at milking was pretty much the same with either hand. You down yours quickly and then pass my share to Park Renmeng?

"Exactly, exactly! Captain Xiao Ya is right!"

Meanwhile, Park Renmeng sent a look of gratitude to Xiao Ya, snatching the water bottle from Jack’s hands.

Alright, alright, so this is how you’re playing it?

Jack glanced at Xiao Ya, then at Park Renmeng. Outnumbered, he knew it wouldn’t do well to pick a fight.

Others might not have noticed, but Jack was well aware of Xiao Ya’s slick moves!

First, she chugged her own milk quickly.

Then she handed the milk, originally seized by Jack, to Park Renmeng.

This maneuver...

Not only pushed down the number two in the team but also won over Park Renmeng, the number three.

Clever move!

And the seemingly foolish Park Renmeng snickered to himself.

Let them fight on~

All the better for him, the third in command, to maneuver in between and scrounge some leftovers.

Watching the three Chosen Ones harboring devious thoughts on the screen,

The audience in the live stream couldn’t take it anymore; the chat was filled with curses.

[Frick! What time is it already? Can’t you all just work together for once?]

[I haven’t cursed in a long time, but I really can’t take it anymore...]

Not just the commenters, even the high-ups from the four countries convened an emergency meeting overnight.

At the meeting, Lighthouse requested Sakura convey a message that Xiao Ya, as the team leader, should treat everyone and everything fairly and justly.

Of course.

Sakura would certainly not heed him, knowing Xiao Ya’s talent was clearly S-tier at the very least. Why should she have the same treatment as the other three?

In Analog Horror, the strong deserve more rewards than the weak!

Sakura also brought up Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country to make an example, countering the other three countries.

"Look! Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country has managed to monopolize all the benefits. Does anyone criticize him? On the contrary, I think you should advise your own Chosen Ones to put their personal agendas aside and follow our Xiao Ya’s lead. Only then can the team unite!"

That comment sounded reasonable at first heard, but upon closer inspection, it was problematic.

"Darn it, are your eyes in your ass? Jiang Xiao from Dragon Country gained authority over the cow by his own efforts, and the others benefited from following him. It’s only right that they respect him!"

"Ash! Lighthouse is right! Why should your Xiao Ya, who has done nothing from the start, command all of us? Just because of her mysterious talent that’s been hidden ’til now, a secret not even we know?"

"Hah, I think your Chosen Ones should be listening to La Xi Bu Zhan Shou from Asan Country! If not for him, you wouldn’t have tasted a single drop of milk!"

Everyone has their own version of the truth.

The outcome of the meeting? An unhappy adjournment...

It all boils down to self-interest; nobody wants to make concessions when it comes down to their own gains.

The attitudes of the countries had also indirectly reflected the mindsets of their Chosen Ones.

Jack needed "false fairness."

Only with that could he enjoy the same benefits as number one while being number two.