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Chapter 203 - 176: Let the Pink-Haired Dress Up!

Chapter 203: Chapter 176: Let the Pink-Haired Dress Up!

No matter what.

When Jiang Xiao hoisted the big-horned milk cow that resembled a small mountain on his shoulders and jumped onto the iron chain in an instant.

Everyone held their breath for him...

If he fell down,

Even a god like Jiang would have a 100% chance of certain death.

It wasn’t hard to see the despair in the big-horned cow’s eyes.

’Thud~’

A man and cow landed steadily on the iron chain.

No problem!

Though the iron chain swayed a bit, by the looks of it, it definitely wouldn’t break.

Huh?

Just when everyone thought Jiang Xiao was about to show off,

He suddenly turned around, retraced his steps, and tossed the big-horned cow back onto the edge of the abyss.

"Test over, the iron chain is also a ’rule,’ the weight it can bear should be infinite, as long as it isn’t two people standing on it together, no mishaps should occur."

Huh?

What’s Jiang Xiao getting at?

The trio of grudge-holders all had question marks written all over their faces.

What exactly was he testing?

"Why are you all looking at me? Figure out a way to cross on your own, don’t make me carry you."

The bull was dazed and clearly hadn’t caught on to Jiang Xiao’s intent.

"What you staring at? I’m talking to you, big-horned cow."

Me?

A human-like expression of surprise actually appeared on the big bull’s face.

Its thick hooves incredulously pointed first at itself, then in disbelief at the iron chain.

Isn’t this just blatantly bullying a cow?

"Stop pretending! I can feel it. Not only were you stable as heck in my hands, but when I moved slightly, you could even adjust your position according to the center of balance. If you’re gonna tell me you don’t have some tricks up your sleeve, do you think I’d believe it?"

As the saying goes, an expert shows their true skill with just a move.

The big-horned cow’s strength might fool others, but it couldn’t fool Jiang Xiao in his current state!

"Moo~ Moo..."

Big Zhuang let out two despairing moos, apparently surprised that even its good acting skills were seen through.

"Dad, why don’t you just carry it across? What’s the use of testing?"

Little Pink Hair couldn’t quite grasp the point of daddy’s actions.

"Even if I can lift it, I can only carry one at a time. The iron chain spans dozens of meters, what if the other one takes the chance to run away? Could you guys stop it?"

Not only that.

"What if I’m carrying one to the other side and halfway back the other decides to run away? We’d lose at least one for sure, and perhaps both at the same time!"

So.

Jiang Xiao’s gaze locked onto Big Zhuang and Big Hua.

"You two, get up there together! Otherwise, this young master will let you taste what it’s like to be smoked!"

The two cows exchanged a look.

Forget it, let’s just listen to this human.

So what if we escorted him one more time? We’ve overcome so many trials already; one more shiver won’t kill us.

And so, the two cows, one after the other, leaped onto the iron chain.

Indeed, as Jiang Xiao said.

The slender iron chain, constrained by the "rule," swayed severely but showed no sign of falling or breaking.

As long as not two "people" go on at the same time, it likely wouldn’t break no matter how much weight it bore.

"Don’t go too fast, wait for me!"

Without needing to hold up Big Zhuang, Jiang Xiao elegantly performed a hawk flip followed by three forward somersaults and a 720-degree turn, landing perfectly...

Perfectly using his hands and feet to cling onto the iron chain, relying on the friction from his hands and legs to inch forward at a snail’s pace.

As he inched along the chain, he threatened the milk cows.

"You two slow down for me, and if you think about running, don’t blame me for shaking the chain like crazy! If you fall down and die, don’t blame me, haha."

The two cows: Are you freaking kidding me?!

What’s so funny, huh?

Can you not be such a jerk?

As for the trio on the shore, they had long since been dumbfounded.

Really, bro?

All those flashy spell-casting motions, front flips and all that Thomas flair...

And you end up advancing in a crawling position using hands and feet?

Meanwhile, Mu Xitang stared at the iron chain, then at Jiang Xiao, eventually tapping his little head, pondering something.

At this moment, the live-comments were speechless.

Some also spotted an interesting question.

[Should I say this or not, but was Jiang Xiao’s guess just now pretty smart, or what?]

[Indeed, otherwise, they really could’ve lost a cow.]

[Smart...]

[’Smart’ and ’Jiang Xiao’ don’t seem to go together well, do they?]

[Cough, all this time, there’ve been many ways to describe Jiang Xiao, but ’smart’ is indeed a first.]

Am I the only one who feels like Jiang Xiao’s accent has gone from Trump to Mandarin?

Hm?

Yes.

It’s like going from Sister Baobao of Guagua to the cheap Zhang Chulan déjà vu.

Finally, there were thrills without any danger.

Jiang Xiao "hurried" his two cows and successfully reached the other side.

"It’s my turn now! Let me do it!"

Mu Xitang spread his arms wide, his eyes shining as he stared at the chain.

"Watch this, Awei Eighteen Forms: Invincible Wind Fire Wheels!"

’Whoosh~’

The three bearded guys only felt a small whirlwind blow past them.

The pink-haired Sect Hierarch, who had just been beside them, was now steadily standing on the chain.

Moreover, Mu Xitang crossed the chain not only with incredible speed but also with an extremely cool posture.

His body leaned slightly forward, hands behind his back, especially with his white skirt fluttering in the wind and his cute pink short hair.

It created a stark visual contrast to the gloomy and terrifying mist beneath her feet.

After reaching the other side, the little pink-haired girl did a 720-degree sideways leap and bounced into Jiang Xiao’s arms, just as he was about to embrace her.

But the little pink-haired girl had anticipated Jiang Xiao’s move.

She stepped on the palm of Jiang God, borrowed the momentum to perform a suave 360-degree front flip, and landed steadily on the horn... no, the tip of the big flower.

"Whew~"

She landed successfully, Mu Xitang casually blew on her bangs with an unfazed expression...

Cool...

So cool!

That series of movements was like poetry in motion, you would think it had been rehearsed dozens of times!

I didn’t expect... to be overshadowed by a four or five-year-old girl.

Does anyone have a screen recording? I want the little pink-haired girl’s cool moves as my live wallpaper.

Damn, really cool! The last time I saw such impressive qinggong was when Gui Hai Yidao furiously slashed Eunuch Cao.

Jiang Xiao! If you don’t bring out Shi Shi soon, I’m going to become a fan of Mu Xitang, ao! Be sensible!

Seeing the adoring gazes of the three little brothers and sisters across from her,

the little pink-haired girl pretended to be nonchalant and waved at them.

"Basic skills, all basic skills. The main thing is that I’m already used to it. If you practice more, you might reach my level someday."

Damn, holy shit!

She’s so young and can already show off so smoothly and silkily.

What will become of her when she grows up?

Mu Xitang, the Queen of Showing Off?!

Jiang Xiao, green with envy, watched Mu Xitang standing on the horn of the cow.

If only I knew it would be so impressive.

I should have shown off a cool move earlier too!

"Ahem, well, Big Horn Cow, how about we go back and walk it again? When we do, I’ll stand on your back, and then, then strike some wildly cool, badass, and explosive poses..."

The two cows glanced at Jiang Xiao without a word.

Not even bothering to give him a second glance.

As for the jealous trio on the other side, they were furiously kissing up to Mu Xitang.

Seems that this little pink-haired girl isn’t just Jiang Xiao’s daughter—she’s definitely got real skills too!

Seeing her father’s envious glance and the flattery from the three across from her,

Mu Xitang’s exterior remained calm, but inside she was secretly thrilled to bits!

This set of silky moves.

Had been on replay in Mu Xitang’s mind ever since Jiang Xiao started driving the cows onto the chain!

It seems.

That what Dr. Sun taught her in the books was totally right!

There’s nothing in the world more pleasing and exhilarating than showing off!

Thank goodness Jiang Xiao has no idea what little pink-haired is thinking right now...

Otherwise, he might just go and stomp on Dr. Sun’s head, demanding to know what kind of weird books he gave Mu Xitang to read!

...

At this moment, Mu Xitang’s popularity and image soared in everyone’s hearts.

Apart from last time’s perianal abscess.

Another person dominated the trending search.

That was the pink-haired Sect Hierarch Mu Xitang.

Regardless of the time, there are always people who look for their moments on screen.

"Even so, I must say, you can see, she’s really putting on an act..."

"Right, she’s been desperately trying to grab attention before, and now she’s managed to show off yet pretends it’s nothing to her, huh, want to show off? Go ahead, nobody said she couldn’t."

"Anyone with eyes can see she’s just showing off, right? Don’t argue, if you do, you’re just proving me right."

Everyone was happy until these few comments popped up like a sore thumb.

"Go to hell! If you don’t argue, you’re still wrong!"

"Don’t mind those clowns, now we’re way ahead. Isn’t every video Xia Mianmian’s in always met with mockery?"

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