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Chapter 199 - 172: Brave Bulls, Not Afraid of Difficulties!

Chapter 199: Chapter 172: Brave Bulls, Not Afraid of Difficulties!

What the fuck?

Big Zhuang felt that in his entire bovine life, he had never felt as speechless as today.

Family members?

Who understands?

Me, the bull, as soon as I opened my eyes this morning, I found myself wearing a cuckold’s hat.

Damn it, I had to watch as my own wife was sucked dry.

It would be one thing if I had been cuckolded to my face.

But I, the fuck, had to endure the humiliation and follow the very man who cucked me on his journey.

I even had to carry his teammate.

And now what?

I’m already so fucking miserable!

And out of nowhere, these four little shits want to separate me from my wife?

Borrow a bull?

Not only do they want to borrow my wife.

But these four idiots also intend to all ride on my wife together?

I’ll fucking lend you my ass#@￥% bull!

This blond big dumbass speaks as if he’s toothless.

"A single cow can totally carry our whole team."

You fucking flap your big mouth like it’s so easy?

Just like that, doubling our burden, my wife and I?

I’ll ride your mother’s #@￥% bull!

The more he thought about it, the angrier Big Zhuang got until he couldn’t take it anymore!

Shit!

Brave bulls!

Not afraid of difficulties!

"Moo!!!"

Jack was there fantasizing about the mentally ill Jiang Xiao stupidly lending him the cow.

But a dull roar of a bull suddenly interrupted his daydreaming.

He didn’t have time to react.

A huge bullhorn had already rammed into his chest.

Shit?

This isn’t...

’Bang!’

"Pwuah!"

Σ_(꒪ͦ҉̛ཀ꒪ͦ҉̛」∠)

Following a muffled sound, Jack spat a mouthful of blood, and like a kite, he was sent flying backwards.

Shit...

This kid can’t be dead from just that, right?

Xiao Ya was surprised at the cow’s strength.

This cow is that strong?

"Sister Xiao Ya, Jack is not going to be..."

Park Renmeng, looking at the big-footed dairy cow, started to tremble as he spoke.

"It’s okay, he won’t die."

Xiao Ya didn’t even turn her head, her eyes fixed firmly on the big-horned dairy cow in front of her.

"Where did you get your cow?"

"Just over there, I’ve seen several herds."

Helpful Mu Xitang did not lie at all and directly told Xiao Ya the locations of the herds she just saw.

It turned out.

There was more than one herd of cattle on this pasture.

Just within sight of Jiang Xiao and his group, there were already four or five herds.

"Sister Xiao Ya! Cows! There are cows right ahead of us!"

Park Renmeng excitedly pulled Xiao Ya, pointing to the herd about less than a kilometer away.

A vast herd, roughly estimated to be several hundred strong!

Why bother with taking bus route 11 if you could just capture a couple of them?

Jiang Xiao has a cow to ride.

Why shouldn’t I, Xiao Ya, do the same?

Xiao Ya swallowed, then continued to question the small pink-haired lad.

"Um, is your cow gentle in nature?"

Jack, who finally limped back, heard Xiao Ya’s words and his body swayed, almost tumbling over for a second time.

So?

Do you even need to ask about its temperament?

My duodenum was nearly rammed out, you tell me, is it gentle or not?

No one knew better than Jack just how strong this big-horned cow was!

Truly on par with a small truck.

Had it not been for his extraordinary talent, he would have been directly gone just now!

Even now, as he stood up, his chest felt as though it was on fire, a searing pain!

"Park Renmeng, help me recover."

Yo?

The trio with big beards looked at Park Renmeng, reeking of kimchi, in surprise.

Who would have thought that this chosen one of the kimchi, would have a healing talent?

Faced with Xiao Ya’s questioning, Mu Xitang stroked his chin and answered deeply.

"Not bad actually, from what I see, the big-horned cows are quite gentle. They only look a bit fierce and bigger but are actually very obedient, especially the cows. No matter what you do to them, they don’t get annoyed, and they even give me milk to drink!"

The eyes of the four from "Super Jiang Rescue Squad" lit up!

Right?

How could they forget about milk!

Now that the pink-haired kid mentioned it, they were truly getting hungry.

They had been traveling at high intensity, even the toughest person couldn’t withstand it.

"Is that true?"

"Of course! My dad taught me not to lie. Look!"

Mu Xitang shook his canteen, which still had a small amount left.

He pointed to Big Flower’s belly; the nipple still had...

Fuck?

The four people: (Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)!

A teeth mark?!

And it could directly rush to suck?

Hiss...

From this point of view, the horned dairy cows do seem pretty docile, huh?

If it were fierce, would it let you suck its face?

Wouldn’t it kick you to death with one hoof?!

And this milk’s taste... isn’t it just too fragrant?

As Mu Xitang uncorked the flask to show it off, a rich scent of milk also wafted through the air.

Even Jack, who had just been skeptical of Xi Tang’s words, now had his eyes wide open.

The aroma of the milk made him feel as though the pain in his chest wasn’t so bad anymore.

Is this not only filling but also a miraculous healing milk?

Maybe?

Only very few bulls have a bad temper.

Cows are mostly easy to deal with?

"It’s fine, thanks, little sister, we got it."

Xi Tang wrinkled her nose, clearly not liking being referred to as "little sister" by Kuku.

"Daddy, let’s keep moving!"

"Mhm."

The three unlucky guys behind Xi Tang looked at Kuku, hesitant to speak.

The docility of the horned cows... they’ve got to treat people differently.

The bearded guys, with humanitarian spirits, had intended to warn Kuku and the others not to provoke the herd.

But when they saw that bastard Jack, they chose to keep silent and decisively abandoned the reminder.

No way around it, who told Jack to disgust them first?

Team Spirit led by Jiang Xiao did give a damn and walked away.

But audiences live streaming from Lighthouse, Sakura, Kimchi, and Curry countries were all freaking out!

[Fuck! This harmless-looking little girl is really a huge trap!]

[It’s over, looking at Kuku and the others, they’re probably preparing to catch a dairy cow!]

[Just like Jiang’s daughter, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, too tricky!]

[I say she is intellectually, physically, and skilfully developed, just lacks virtue, isn’t this just plotting murder?]

[Hey? Shit can be eaten recklessly, but words can’t be spoken carelessly, how did my sect hierarch ever trick you? Wasn’t she just telling the truth just now?]

[Exactly, if you can’t walk straight, don’t blame the road for being uneven!]

Right?

In Xi Tang’s eyes, these horned cows are docile.

They give milk obediently, allow her to ride them, and no matter how she jumps on their backs, they don’t get annoyed.

If you think dairy cows are dangerous, that’s your problem; Kuku finds them very gentle, and that’s Kuku’s perspective.

...

Wu Yu estimated the distance on the map and said,

"Leader Jiang Xiao, Big Sister Xi Tang, according to our progress, we can leave this pasture by evening at the latest."

Although Xi Tang initially took the map, insisting on leading the way, the daughter-father team’s navigation intelligence was truly touching.

Thus, the important task of leading the way was entrusted to the more delicate-minded Wu Yu.

"Evening, huh? Um... how about each of you take a few sips, and then we make a dash to get out of the pasture?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Their voices grew softer because they could feel the bulls beneath them growing restless.

They had thought this bull was completely subdued.

But having just witnessed Jack being sent flying, they were lying if they said they weren’t panicked.

"Uh, actually, we’re not hungry, let’s just skip it."

"Right, not hungry, not at all."

The bull finally calmed down when it heard what the three men said.

At the same time, Pu Dadan was also relieved that he had listened to Wang and followed along.

Damn it!

Otherwise, his wife would have been sucked by a group of people!

Isn’t this just outright collective sucking?

Eish!

Just thinking of his wife being sucked by so many humans made Pu Dadan’s hide itch.

...

"Kimchi, what do you mean? Hurry up and warn your chosen one, the power of the horned cows is extremely dangerous!"

Lighthouse’s high-up Kuku pounded the table furiously!

Now their nations’ chosen ones were together.

If one of them used a warning chance, it could prevent the four from provoking the horned dairy cows.

Isn’t it?

As the big brother, Lighthouse immediately thought of their little brother Kimchi.

However...

Right now, all the Kimchi higher-ups had a cavalier attitude on the big screen.

"Huh? Signal’s bad, big bro, what did you say? Shit! Can’t hear clearly, I gotta split, simida! Hey you, hurry up and get the comms department to adjust the equipment, simida! What do I feed you for!"

Watching the Kimchi executives feign ignorance, Lighthouse was grinding their teeth in anger!

Your equipment is obviously leaps and bounds ahead from Dragon Country’s!

The signal’s freaking fast!

Even in underground parking lots, it’s 5G with full bars!

Now you’re giving me this crap about bad signals?

Who the hell would believe that!

After the call was dropped, Pu Dadan scoffed disdainfully.

"Heh, it was your Lighthouse’s Jack who tried to sell out our Park Renmeng first, and now you have the gall to ask us to waste our nation’s warning chance? Can’t Lighthouse take the lead?"

"But, is it really okay for us to just give up like this?"

Someone questioned.

"Fear what! I don’t believe the other three nations can keep from warning. Besides, our Park Renmeng oppa’s talent is healing; do you really think they’d dare to kick him out of the team?"

Lighthouse itself couldn’t believe it.

Just because Jack wanted to betray his teammates with his disgusting moves, it had directly hit the dignity of them as the big brother like never before.

However, they also noticed Jack’s vile betrayal.

"Motherfucker! Our chosen one this time is a brainless dumb pig! Connect me to Curry!"

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