I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 190 - 163: Sin City

Chapter 190: Chapter 163: Sin City

"Under the realm of the freaks, huh..."

Jiang Xiao’s eyes began to light up as he thought of something!

Damn it all!

He couldn’t even begin to imagine the level of Heavenly Master Zhong Kui.

Let’s just say, fantasizing about Old Zhang from the Heavenly Master Mansion should be doable, right?

If nothing else, settling for a meet-and-greet with Wudang’s Wang Ye wouldn’t be too shabby, would it?

At least the guy has some brains.

There’s no way he’d let himself get dumber and dumber, right?

If it came to it, even though being all-powerful, Jiang Xiao really couldn’t handle it...

Nope, nope.

Especially given that Wang Ye was showing off right now.

"The past can’t be recovered, but the future can be changed, there’s so much to strive for..."

Jiang Xiao: (*⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)=͟͟͞͞➳ "Ohhhh!"

Yes, yes!

That’s the spirit!

The effortless poser vibe coming off Wang Ye was exactly what he craved!

Totally maxed out on cool!

Here goes!

He’d choose to fantasize about this lad!

As dizziness and disorientation hit him,

Jiang Xiao found himself in a familiar white barrier.

Debuff activated.

[Talent Effect Three: In Analog Horror, your condition will be more severe than in reality, which can affect some of your judgments]

Just moments ago, Jiang Xiao was looking up to Wang Ye with full admiration, but now he was furrowing his brows tightly.

Huh?

What was he just thinking about?

He seemed to have forgotten...

What’s Wudang?

Protecting one’s crotch?

Why protect the crotch?

Because it got kicked?

So, who was he just about to fantasize about?

[Ding, the game is about to begin, please activate your Talent Effect One: Fantasy]

Jiang Xiao clutched his head, muttering to himself.

Crotch kicking...

Under a person...

Awei Eighteen Forms...

That sun rising in the east...

No, no!

He was supposed to fantasize about someone with more wit just now, Sister Bao is too naive!

Hiss, what’s his name again?

"Oh, I remember now!"

[Zhang Chulan Effect: Under Sister Bao’s meticulous guidance, you’ve learned to act rather than talk, are familiar with the genuine Awei Eighteen Forms, possess extremely strong personal combat skills, and are the sole spokesperson for the phrase ’not rocking the green lotus’.]

[Negative Effect: Influenced by Sister Bao, you fail to understand some normal moral standards, and you come across (and actually are) a bit naive.]

Something seemed off here?

Wasn’t this Zhang Chulan a bit too impure?

Why did he seem like a mix of Sister Bao and Zhang Chulan?

But Jiang Xiao didn’t have the time to ponder further because he was being pushed out of the barrier.

And the black fog in his mind stirred, causing his nervous system to suddenly freeze.

Done for, little pinkie, Dad really needs you this round.

Doctor Sun was right, Jiang Xiao’s brain issues were indeed severe.

[Ding, the game begins, welcome to the world of Kaidan, Sin City]

[This instance has a seven-star difficulty, with one opportunity for an outside hint.]

Is this... a village?

Right, a village, just not a grassy plain from China.

More like those Western farms managed by ranchers.

You could even see some black-and-white cows in the distance munching on the grass.

"Daddy!"

After waiting anxiously and drawing circles on the ground, Mu Xitang finally saw Jiang Xiao and pounced on him like a tiger descending the mountain.

"Daddy! I, I thought I got lost again!"

Clearly, the little pinkie had just been frightened.

"Alright, Siwo forgot to tell ya, I’d appear a bit after you, that’s it."

Mu Xitang: ...

What the heck?

She was emotionally prepared for the personality shift in her dad.

But how to explain this sudden accent?

Seeing Mu Xitang’s compliant demeanor, Jiang Xiao patted her head.

"Little sister, don’t you be scared."

"I’m not afraid, Xi Tang is not afraid."

It’s her own dad, what’s there to be afraid of!

Seeing Jiang Xiao head straight out of the village without looking back, the little pink-haired girl looked perplexed.

(๑ʘ̅дʘ̅๑)!!! "Daddy, where are you off to?"

Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!

Even her own pronunciation had changed.

"Me?"

Jiang Xiao pointed at himself.

"Hands? Don’t tell me, I think that dairy cow looks just right, always so dazed and confused."

Dairy cow...

Grandma cow?

"Dad, cough, I think the rules might be in this farm owner’s room, what do you think?"

Jiang Xiao scratched his head, feeling that Mu Xitang might have a point.

"Then let’s go, we can go in together and check it out."

"Wang Defa? It’s Heavenly Master Jiang! Heavenly Master Jiang!!!"

Just as the father and daughter entered the yard, an excited voice suddenly echoed from inside.

The owner of the voice was a blue-eyed foreigner with a full beard.

Another, with slightly curly hair and buckteeth, also poked his head out of the house and excitedly called out.

"Hahaha! Solid! We’re totally set now!"

"Really! Oh my God, thank the Lord! Thank Jesus, thank the Jade Emperor!"

The last to come out was a dark-skinned girl from the plains, though her religious beliefs seemed a bit mixed.

(▀̿ ┏口┓▀̿̿≠) "My name is Rokov, from Bear Country, just call me Big Beard."

（ꉺ౪ꉺ）"I’m Yevsky, from Pakistan, hahaha! Heavenly Master Jiang, finally seeing you alive! Just call me Curly."

༼(*꒪ั❥꒪ั*༽ "I’m Ethiopia, from the plains, um, you Dragon Country people like to call me Black Sister."

Faced with the three people’s enthusiastic greeting.

Jiang Xiao, as if he hadn’t seen them at all, went straight into the yard, brushing past them all.

Uh...

The three looked at each other awkwardly, is this his natural charisma?

Unique indeed, aloof and confident!

Mu Xitang: (๑•̀ก•́๑)

"Cough~ Anyway, let me say a couple of words."

The cough of the little pink-haired girl standing with her hands behind her caught the three people’s attention.

"Hello there, I am Mu Xitang, I hope you all can cut me some slack, don’t mind my silly dad, he didn’t mean to ignore you guys."

The three: ? ? ?

This little pink-haired girl...

Isn’t this the internationally famous pink-haired Mu Xitang?

What’s the deal?

She can also enter the Analog Horror?

Not sure if I should say Jiang Xiao, as a father, is too gutsy, not considering his daughter’s safety.

Or perhaps he’s simply brave because of his exceptional skills.

Seeing that the three adults stood motionless.

Mu Xitang nodded contentedly and followed Jiang Xiao into the house with her hands behind her back.

Hehehe~

Did that intimidate them?

To take care of her silly dad, she had learned many of the "societal expressions" adults use.

Now it seemed the effects were not too shabby, not bad at all!

People in the live stream were a bit confused.

[Holy moly! Jiang Xiao actually brought his little girl into Kaidan?]

[What’s happening, the stream just started and I’m already feeling a different vibe.]

[Can’t handle it, I’m dying of laughter, really looking forward to Mu Xitang’s performance.]

[At first, when I saw Mu Xitang, I thought she might disrupt my watching experience, but man...]

[Little pink hair: (๑•̀ก•́๑) "Cough, I am Mu Xitang"]

[Little pink hair: ୧(๑•̌～•̑) "Hope you all can cut me some slack"]

[Little pink hair: (๑•̀д•́๑) "Don’t mind my silly dad" Classic!]

[Also, this instance seems to be multiplayer, things are starting to get interesting...]

"Dad, what are you doing?"

Jiang Xiao thoughtfully stroked the shovel leaning against the door...

"Why bother telling you, I feel that this shovel and I have an inexplicable connection, I can only say it feels very familiar, too familiar..."

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