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Chapter 188 - 161: Mu Xitang’s Popularity (Three Chapters totaling over 10,000 words, includes a bonus - for 1000 monthly votes)_3

Chapter 188: Chapter 161: Mu Xitang’s Popularity (Three Chapters totaling over 10,000 words, includes a bonus Chapter for 1000 monthly votes)_3

Uh...

Looking at several old men whose faces had reddened with excitement, Jiang Xiao was speechless.

He only knew that Mu Xitang meant a lot to him, and he had his own compelling reasons to save her.

But he had no idea what it meant for a Chosen One to bring a native from Analog Horror!

Shattering the ancient and illuminating the modern!

Because it was important, Mu Xitang’s safety was definitely Dragon Country’s top priority.

The Department of Education had already started revising textbooks.

Jiang Xiao might be the first "great person" in modern times to be written about in textbooks while still alive.

"Wow, Jiang God, guess what’s the first comment under Xi Tang’s personal social media account?"

The girl next to Jiang Xiao spoke up again.

"What?"

Jiang Xiao was also curious about the public opinion.

Like, would people worry that the little pink-haired girl was odd and reject or resist her...

"The top comment is asking for a meetup and photo, someone’s bidding 20k."

Damn!

Our pink-haired girl just landed and became a little star of Dragon Country?

But that seemed to be the case.

In some people’s hearts, any kid from overseas seemed more esteemed than domestic kids.

Not to mention someone like Mu Xitang, whose existence transcended worlds, races, and even dimensions.

That would definitely cause a frenzy among certain groups.

Jiang Xiao hadn’t even had the chance to feel happy for Mu Xitang.

What the girl said next stunned him.

"The second top comment, ’I want to have a yellow-haired kid, give birth to those ghostly yellow-haired kids to match Jiang God’s three daughters,’ uh, followed by a sleazy smiley."

With a dark face, Jiang Xiao grabbed the girl’s phone.

I just @#￥&!

He immediately activated the voice-to-text feature.

His cursing was so filthy that even the telegraph monkeys of Mount Huaguo could have learned a thing or two from Jiang Xiao.

He only handed the phone back to the girl when he had let off enough steam.

Huh?

The girl stared at the screen frozen.

[Because you have violated the TikTak Convention...remarks involving insults and attacks on individuals...]

Damn!

In just two minutes.

Scored a 12-month ban and silenced package?!

"Mu Xitang, come and have dinner with daddy."

"Hey! Coming!"

Mu Xitang dodged through layers of aunts’ blockades and finally reached Jiang Xiao’s side.

Yep, she stubbornly held on to two big meat buns she didn’t want to drop.

The military district’s buns were top-notch, Jiang Xiao at most showed off three.

He still had no idea how Mu Xitang’s little stomach could finish up eight in one breath.

"Um, daddy, all those aunts like to pinch me."

Mu Xitang rubbed her slightly sore little face from being pinched.

"It’s okay, it’s their way of showing they like you."

Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but pinch her too.

After that, he seemed to have thought of something else and continued speaking to Mu Xitang.

"By the way, do only the aunts know they can touch you?"

"Oh~"

Seeing that she wasn’t bothered, Jiang Xiao added,

"If any uncles, brothers, or even old grandpas touch you, don’t hesitate to retaliate! I’ll teach you the Awei Eighteen Forms later, and if they touch you, don’t hesitate, just go for it!"

"Oh~"

Watching protective-dad Jiang Daxiao, several old men nearby were sweating bullets.

They thought it might be necessary to issue a notice later.

All males, no, all male creatures, must not come within two meters of Mu Xitang.

Otherwise, Jier couldn’t guarantee their safety.

Some senior leaders looked very upset.

We’re talking here, did you have to specifically include the words "old grandpas"?

Who else among the grandpas in the yard were there but us?

We’re not old trees!

"Daddy, I want to go with you to the next Kaidan."

Mu Xitang, pretending to be casual as she nibbled on a bun, voiced her request.

Jiang Xiao stiffened, then he stopped his chopsticks.

"No!"

"Then I’ll tell mom you’re cheating!"

The rejected pink-haired girl instantly flared up, took out her phone.

The first photo was of Yao Han crying "pear blossoms bathed in rain."

ps: Found a cute Sichuan girl to do voice overs for Jiang Xiao, she should cover all his lines in the next instance, I’ll share a picture in the comments to lighten the mood~