I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 133 - 127: Take It With You Even If You Can’t Finish

Chapter 133: Chapter 127: Take It With You Even If You Can’t Finish

After the last clearance,

Naiko immediately sought out the full video of Jiang Xiao’s journey and watched it.

The most shocking part was his "equivalent exchange."

This man from Dragon Country actually had the audacity to think he could exchange his "weird daughter and weird wife" out of Analog Horror!

Although it was unclear whether Jiang Xiao ended up making that trade with Kaidan,

when it came to equivalent exchange,

Naiko had some understanding of it as well.

All in all, as long as you have enough capital, anything can be exchanged!

Thinking of this, Naiko couldn’t help but offer a bitter smile.

"But, but I have nothing to exchange. Our country used to have a magical artifact..."

However, in the end, it was given away gratuitously to Dragon Country.

It was a colossal loss indeed!

A magical artifact?

Little Qing’s eyes lit up; who would have thought this Chosen One knew so much?

At the same time, more regret filled her heart as she thought of such a treasure she had missed out on!

"Hey! Who said an equivalent exchange has to be with magical artifacts? Those things are hard to come by and using them for trade? That’s just too extravagant."

Magical artifacts are extravagant?!!

OMG~~~~

At this moment, the executives in the Cherry Blossom live streaming room were furiously cursing incessantly.

Had they known the effects of a magical artifact, they would have apologized as a nation rather than give it away to Dragon Country!

Damn it, not only did they fail to retrieve the Meichuan Neiku, but they also lost so many valuable things!

The main point!

Even the supernaturals were calling it "extravagant."

The value of the Broken Guizhu must far exceed what the Cherry Blossom executives could imagine!

Despite the outside world not viewing it as invincible, within the world of Kaidan,

items like the Broken Guizhu and Obsession Pearl are definitely rare treasures!

Think about it— the Obsession Pearl was even the foundation of an "eight-star Kaidan."

How bad could it be?

"Magical artifact, what can it fetch?"

Naiko seized the opportunity to inquire again.

"Emm, as something that can connect two worlds, there’s almost nothing it can’t exchange for. If it can’t, it only means you don’t have enough artifacts, like how you Chosen Ones covet the SSS talent; one artifact for one SSS, not difficult~"

Naiko was startled, then her face contorted into a smile uglier than a cry.

The higher-ups outside must be going insane...

Nani?!

SSS talent?

Wang Defa, generous gift, crabs!!

"Yabaka yalu!!!! Shirasiraslidy,"

"Sai nei!! All of it, sai nei!!"

"Nani! Who the hell let Kameida take the magical artifact to Dragon Country back then? I’m so mad I’m about to have a stroke!"

Some people were so infuriated they were rolling on the ground!

They were cosplaying as rolling beings!

Seriously, it was agonizing!

Some executives even got so angry they had a stroke right there...

...

The atmosphere was also a bit ambiguous over in Dragon Country.

Jiang Xiao’s talent, at most, was SSS, right?

But one bead could get another SSS, and Jiang Xiao had two...

If that was the case, using two beads to create another two SSS-talented Chosen Ones seemed like a high cost-benefit ratio.

"Everybody, stop your scheming!"

Chief Wang immediately ruled, making it clear that nobody was to covet the magical artifacts in Jiang Xiao’s possession!

"Don’t say that those two beads might’ve already been given to Kaidan for an equivalent exchange."

"Even if they are still with him, you can’t even think about it! Otherwise, don’t blame me for getting murderous!"

Murderous!

Many lowered their heads.

Chief Wang, still young, had secured his high position with much more ruthlessness than the average person.

"We mustn’t cool Jiang Xiao’s heart; there can be many with SSS talent, but Jiang Xiao, he’s one of a kind!"

After finishing, Chief Wang even called the military district’s headquarters overnight to make sure.

The caller was Chief Li.

"Rest assured, don’t you see where Jiang Xiao is living now? Who would dare harm him? For the foreseeable future, none of their next eighteen generations could even consider becoming civil servants!"

"Ah, Chief, stop joking around. Magical artifacts are of great importance; it’s not you all that I’m worried about, it’s those who act without discretion..."

"Rest assured, rest assured! I freaking care more about your precious Jiang Xiao than you do! We just went to check on Jiang Xiao’s room, and his beads are gone, most likely the trade is done. They can’t steal if they want to!"

That’s good~

Chief Wang gave some more instructions before hanging up.

...

Naiko was puzzled and perplexed.

If not with magical artifacts, then what to use for trade?

"Hehehe, you could use your performance in exchange, yeah?"

Ah?

Naiko subconsciously wrapped her arms around her shoulders.

Little Qing is so young?

Could it be he likes to pull big things with small...

No, no, too perverted; Naiko couldn’t accept it!

Seeing Naiko’s strange expression and actions, Little Qing’s face darkened.

"Hey hey hey! What are you thinking? That’s twisted!"

Naiko’s face turned red, then she stammered out an explanation.

"Oh, oh, ahem, that, I just reacted subconsciously, can you tell me what performance to use to trade with you..."

"The game has already started, the trade is complete!"

Ah?

Naiko was baffled for the second time; was that it, just like that?

You still haven’t told me how I should calmly make it through the long night!

Xiao Qing stood up from the bed and let out a deep sigh.

"All you need to do is avoid the three people upstairs, simple!"

"When delivering food, knock on the door, leave the food at the doorway, and walk away, don’t linger."

"As for the night... later, you go to room number ten, take down its number plate, and swap it with your room’s number plate."

[Rule Three: Do not enter room number ten at midnight]

This doesn’t specify who can’t enter, so, does it also restrict the strange entities?

Fuck!

Thinking this, Naizi wished she could smack herself hard in the face!

The rule was written out so blatantly.

Yet she had foolishly not considered this angle!

Eh~

But there wasn’t much else to say, that’s just how things are.

Often, a little hint from others can enlighten you, but without them telling you, you might never guess it on your own.

With that said.

Did she just manage to nearly resolve the trouble from upstairs?

Naizi even felt a bit unreal.

Next, she just needed to be cautious about whatever tricks these people downstairs might pull.

The pressure dropped sharply!

And downstairs, she could still trust Xiao Qing...

But?

Xiao Qing had just mentioned swapping this "method" for her "performance."

What exactly did she need to perform?

Naizi hadn’t had the time to ask when Xiao Qing waved her hand at her and left Naizi’s room directly.

What?

٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

You’re not going to tell me what to perform?

Hiss!

Something seemed a bit off...

If no performance was needed, wouldn’t she have gotten a bunch of information for nothing?

Could it be because of her charm and talent?

Or maybe, Xiao Qing was actually lying, deceiving her?

"Stop thinking about it for now, no matter what, I have to try this method!"

No time like the present!

Naizi went out, swapped the number plate of room number ten next to hers with her own room’s number plate.

The viewers in the live broadcast were also puzzled.

Why did Xiao Qing just leave? It seemed too strange, what exactly did he want to see Naizi perform?

In contrast, things on Jiang Xiao’s end had become quite interesting.

...

"Eat, you gotta hurry and finish it! My best friend SpongeBob once said, wasting a Krabby Patty is the most hateful thing in the world! It’s the same with wasting the food I bring!"

At this moment, Broken Tongue was spitting froth from being force-fed.

He had to take back his earlier thought that this caretaker had gotten better.

Not sick, was he ever not sick?

Although today’s meal wasn’t bad, it wasn’t something to make a big deal over!

Especially those big, greasy chunks of braised pork and pork hocks.

It made Broken Tongue involuntarily recall the several jugs of fresh-pressed peanut oil he had been forcibly fed the night before...

What kind of sick taste did this caretaker have?

Why did he enjoy force-feeding him so much?

It was just too perverse, he was rolling his eyes from all the oil!

The pores on his face seemed to seep oil as he continued to chew but wouldn’t swallow, and Jiang Xiao’s eyes lit up with a spark of wisdom.

"Oh, buddy, I think I understand you."

Seeing that look of wisdom in Jiang Xiao’s eyes, Broken Tongue was baffled.

Broken Tongue: ???

What the hell, you understand again?

"Because of your bad teeth, you can’t swallow, so you like to eat liquid food, right? No worries, Pai Daxing will help you!"

Jiang Xiao’s large hand plunged into the big porcelain basin.

He mashed the fatty meat into a mushy white paste, discarding all the lean meat!

"I knew that lean meat would be tough to swallow for you."

Broken Tongue: ???

"Open wide! Ah~~~"

Oh, for the love of God!

Please, just don’t understand me!

Broken Tongue clenched his mouth shut tightly, he really couldn’t eat this stuff, it would really kill him.

"Tsk, should I get you a funnel or something?"

Broken Tongue: ...

"Hey, buddy! Are you gonna open your mouth or not? If you don’t, you’ll turn into a Kaidan, that creature has a big mouth, easier to stuff!"

Broken Tongue nearly cried...

Why the fuck was he so unlucky!

"Not changing? If you don’t, I’ll have to beat you up! I’ll still pour it down your throat even if I have to beat you senseless."

"Ah ba, ah ba ah ba! Ah ba ba, ah ba..."

Nobody expected.

With the only two syllables he could utter, Broken Tongue managed to convey an extreme sense of despair...

Faced with the increasingly close meat paste Jiang Xiao grabbed for him.

Broken Tongue could only close his mouth in fear and despair, his bulging forehead veins about to burst!

(‧̣̥̇ꐦଵжଵꐦ‧̣̥̇)

Seeing Broken Tongue’s constipated face, some couldn’t understand.

[That unspeakable thing, is it really that disgusting?]

[PS: Chapter 125 is out now]

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