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Chapter 131 - 125: Advanced Version of the Eye of Hell

Chapter 131: Chapter 125: Advanced Version of the Eye of Hell

"Thump, thump, thump~"

"Old Mu, it’s me, Ward. Are you in there?"

This time, the door opened quickly.

To Ward’s surprise,

that little boy called Xiaoqing was actually in Old Mu’s room as well.

Strange, what could the old and the young possibly have to talk about?

Seeing Ward, Xiaoqing didn’t show much surprise. Instead, he politely nodded his head at him.

"Uncle Mu, that’s the situation, so I’ll be leaving first."

With Xiaoqing leaving the room, Old Mu finally transferred the attention he had on Xiaoqing’s retreating figure to Ward.

"What’s up, kid, what do you want from me this time?"

Ward cleared his throat and sprawled himself on the couch, seductively arching his backside at Old Mu.

Old Mu’s face was instantly lined with displeasure.

(٥▀ʖ̯▀)

"Is your ass wagging at the wrong person? Uncle doesn’t swing that way; you should be looking for the guy with glasses across your door."

"Tsk!"

Ward gave his butt a good slap.

"Uncle Mu, you’ve got me all wrong. I just wanted you to help me take off my pants."

Old Mu: ???

You want me to help you take off your pants as soon as you open your mouth?

And you say that I have misunderstood you? There’s no way I could misunderstand anyone but you!

"Scram, I told you, I’m not into that! You’ve got the wrong person! And if you’re into that kind of thing too, wouldn’t you be a perfect match for Achi? Why come to me?"

Ward awkwardly scratched the back of his head, realizing that Old Mu had misunderstood him, and immediately clarified.

"Uncle, it’s not what you think. All I mean is you just help me take off the pants, leave the rest to me. Just see if I look badass, okay?"

Wang Defa?

Where did you pull out such a gimmick?

"I don’t give a damn about seeing your badassery!"

Old Mu was ready to lash out.

I’ve made it clear that I don’t have that fetish, I don’t enjoy that sort of show, and you still insist on making me watch?

What’s the deal?

Are you determined to break Uncle Mu today?

"No, no, no, my point is to see if it looks badass enough to intimidate Achi."

Ward finally managed to explain his purpose after much effort.

Oh.

Old Mu got it.

So the kid just wanted help taking off his pants?

With a side of checking out his...

No, that still seems off somehow, doesn’t it?

Why the hell would I, as a grown man, check that out? Is he sick or am I?

"I’m not looking, and why can’t you take them off yourself?"

"Uncle, it’s not that I don’t want to do it myself, but I mainly want to see the expression on someone’s face when they see it unexpectedly, to see if it’s scary or not."

Ugh~

Old Mu’s weathered face showed a thick disdain while flipping the middle finger at Ward.

ᕕ(͠ຈĹ̯͠ຈ˵)┌∩┐

"Heh, I’m not boasting, but us tricksters have roamed everywhere. What haven’t we seen? You think you can scare us?"

The old man shook his head proudly, feeling that Ward was just making pointless efforts.

"Uncle, can you hurry up, my limbs are going numb, and besides, I want to see the effect after being blessed by the Demon Lord."

"What’s the rush? Here I come."

Although it was just a quick glance,

Old Mu still felt weird about it.

Are the young folks’ games getting this fancy these days?

Compared to them, even my little secret doesn’t seem so evil.

Hm?

The moment he took off the manager’s pants,

a bolt of lightning seemed to strike through Old Mu’s mind.

Σ(ರ口ರ|||)!!!

It appeared he doubted what he had seen.

Could such a person really exist in the world?

How exactly was his magic eye blessed?

Old Mu rubbed his eyes in disbelief, even leaning in for a closer look.

Holy shit~

A blessing from the Demon Lord?

Truly horrific indeed!

This is no longer describable by merely the term "Evil Eye"; this is the Hell Demon Abyss!

━=͟͟͞͞(‧̣̥̇Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)

Upon seeing clearly, Old Wood’s eyes bulged, and his face turned green.

So strong!

Blessed by the Evil Eye, he could actually inflict both Spiritual Critical Strike and physical critical damage!

Old Wood stumbled back two steps from the force and covered his eyes, feeling his eyeballs burning painfully!

Literal eye-pain!

It’s like the burning sensation after stir-frying green onions, ginger, and garlic and then getting hit by hot oil fumes.

That ghastly smell, how it drills into the skull!

(ﾉ)益(ヾ)

"Ah, my God! My eyes, my eyes oh—this isn’t contagious, is it? Gotta keep your distance! You, you, you...how could it be like this?"

Wow, wow!

What Evil God?

Such overwhelming power!

This isn’t ’eye of hell’ anymore; this is the Gate of Abyss!

Seeing how Old Wood was scared stiff by his dark power,

Wang Defa knew that his agony wasn’t in vain!

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh A-zhi, oh A-zhi, you want to bump shoulders with me? Let’s see if you have the courage to stare into the abyss tonight!"

Watching Wang Defa, who started to laugh heartily without even properly wearing his pants,

Old Wood’s face turned from green to blue, and then from blue to purple.

You...you seem to think you’re pretty lit, don’t you?

Can your confidence not manifest in such bizarre ways, please!

It’s not just Old Wood who couldn’t handle it.

Many in the live stream nearly got screwed over as well.

Fortunately, in the past few days, Jiang Xiao’s performances have been explosive, pushing everyone’s vomit threshold up several notches.

Otherwise, with Wang Defa’s overbearingly spicy eyes, definitely would have made quite a few people vomit.

[F*ck! Still playing favorites, why doesn’t Kaidan blur out big shots like Wang Defa!]

[Right, knowing that the scenes from hell inside are definitely bad, but just can’t help wanting to take a peek.]

[AXI! Can’t stand not watching for a day, but looking once means suffering all day, my goodness!]

[I actually think it’s quite good. Looking at Wang Defa’s high-definition pictures, I gobbled down three big bowls of thin porridge. It was utterly appetizing! Especially that shiny golden hair, tsk! Anything else makes me cough.]

[...]

No one even objected to the person who ferociously devoured the porridge.

It’s not known since when, but everyone started to feel that having a heavy taste seemed normal...

[Okay, okay, the young lotus reveals its sharp tips, the more abnormal the more awesome!]

[Damn, if you ask me, you’re the bad influence, bro! People choose to eat Jelly King because they’re lost following your perversion!]

[Actually, we all started off pretty normal, but gradually we’ve become...]

Everyone began to doubt themselves.

Really now?

Looking back,

When Meichuan Neiku and the creepy old lady were French kissing and cleaning out the chives stuck between their teeth, they wrecked a lot of people’s psyche.

That moment...just like this moment...

Now reminiscing about the early days of Meichuan Neiku, everyone suddenly thought that guy seemed pretty delicate.

What was it that made them change so much?

Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?

Eh, can only say that social morality is declining, and people’s hearts are no longer what they used to be~

But...but not to gab on, it does look really rocking, pals!

...

Duan Tong had been playing dead inside the house.

Jiang Xiao had knocked on the door a dozen times, but he didn’t dare to utter a sound.

"Hey! Is there anyone in there? If there’s someone, open the door. If not, I’m going to have to barge in."

The mute was taken aback, and then the muscles in his face spasmed uncontrollably a few times.

Listen to what you’re saying?

If someone’s inside, they’ll open the door for you, and if not, you’ll just barge in.

So, you’re just determined to come in today, huh?

"Hey, is anyone there?"

Damn!

If he barged in, it would be the end for him, so it might be better to just open the door willingly!

Duan Tong hurriedly jogged over and opened the door.

He didn’t dare to lift his head to look at Jiang Xiao, but instead bent down at a ninety-degree angle, making the gesture of a servant’s invitation.

No dignity left...

It was all about being abjectly submissive.