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Chapter 122: If I don’t kick your pants off with one kick, consider your embrace tight

Chapter 122: If I don’t kick your pants off with one kick, consider your embrace tight

Idiot~

Really thought your uncle here had a toy for you?

"Heh heh~"

Watching the foolish Jiang Xiao, Old Mu sneered coldly and directly locked the door from the inside.

"Big toy? What kind of big toy do you want to play with?"

Old Mu now was utterly different from his demeanor outside.

The simpleton’s expression on his face had long since disappeared, leaving only playfulness and mockery.

And... that undisguised anger?

"Idiot, I’m advising you to stay the hell away from Xiao Ran! Otherwise, I swear I’ll make you regret it!"

"Oh, really?"

Jiang Xiao answered nonchalantly, not even turning his head, just rummaging through Old Mu’s cupboard on his own.

"Yes, that’s right! No matter what secret you hold, I’m warning you, you can’t touch Xiao Ran! Xiao Qing is off-limits too!"

"Oh! My God, I can’t believe it, such a big deal, why didn’t you tell me earlier."

Jiang Xiao continued to search through the cupboards for the big toy that Old Mu mentioned.

"I’m telling you now, can you understand the meaning in my words?"

"I’ll give it a try, buddy!"

Old Mu: ???

What’s with giving it a try?

Is this dumbass even listening to what I’m saying?

"This isn’t about ’giving it a try’; you have to do this, you lunatic!"

"I’m certainly not any lunatic; it’s not me who’s always been sick, it’s this world that’s stupid..."

"I don’t care who’s sick or stupid, did you even listen to what I said!"

"Hm?"

Jiang Xiao pulled a box out from under Old Mu’s bed.

The latter instantly tensed up!

"Stop it! Don’t touch that!"

Of course, it would be a miracle if Jiang Xiao was actually listening.

"My God! So you like playing doctor and nurse games too! This is just fantastic!"

Completely ignoring Old Mu’s entreaty.

Jiang Xiao took out the stethoscope from the box and hung it around his neck.

"Look, buddy! Professor Pai Daxing, Dr. Mister, has become Dr. Pai Daxing, hey friend! Did you know, I actually love being a doctor."

What a big dumbass!

Old Mu’s face turned beet red, his entire back heaving with fury.

"You, you’re doing this on purpose, right? Pretending to be dumb?"

"Hey! Do you also think I can’t do anything well? I can’t even tell anymore."

Damn it...

Old Mu’s eyes were seething with anger.

If I’m not mistaken, Jiang Xiao hasn’t listened to a single word of mine.

"It seems you never took my words seriously from start to finish, huh!"

"You should say ’took to your ears’ instead, buddy. Saying that kind of stuff makes Pai Daxing doubt your intelligence. In other words, your IQ is quite low."

What right does an idiot have to call someone else unintelligent?

Old Mu was about to burst into incredulous laughter.

"I’m not intelligent? Do you want to listen to what you’re saying yourself?"

"Ah, okay, you want me to listen to what I’m saying? I’ll listen then."

’Snap~’

Jiang Xiao pressed the stethoscope against his chest.

"Hmm~ doesn’t sound so good, seems a bit unhealthy. The stethoscope is telling me I’m listening to a fool’s heartbeat; maybe I should say this fool is sick."

Old Mu: ...

You pull off this brain-dead move of listening to your own heartbeat, and I have nothing to say.

But you listen just to listen, what’s the meaning of putting the stethoscope on my kidney?

Enough is enough, no more tolerance!

"Get lost! I’m going to cripple you today!"

Old Mu, consumed by rage, pushed away Jiang Xiao while his body underwent a severe transformation.

The man’s face began to elongate, becoming sharp and pointed.

Such a change stretched his features out, making him look very strange.

His eyes turned into vertical slits.

His nose and ears stretched nearly flat.

His mouth opened in a left-right bisecting manner.

It was bad enough that his facial features changed grotesquely.

But his mouth was even spewing out nasty froth...

Just like a rotten crab constantly dribbling foam from its mouthparts, emitting an equally fishy stench.

"Gah..gah gah gah... Caretaker, you’ve successfully provoked this honest man..."

"Come on, come on, you just needed to walk away from them, come on, come on, now why do I have to kill you? You forced my hand!"

The transformed Old Wood began to step by step approach Jiang Xiao, whom he had pushed down.

At this moment, Jiang Xiao...

He had knocked over Old Wood’s large suitcase when he fell, revealing the inside compartment.

Seeing the scattered items, the bullet comments were also stunned.

[What does this mean? Old Wood still has a child’s heart? Isn’t this too childish for someone his age?]

[Please, maybe the stuff in there is from his childhood? Didn’t you see there were clothes and pants?]

[You guys are all on the surface level, anyone with a brain can already see where Old Wood’s creepiness lies~]

[Genuine question here, can any expert explain? I don’t get it?]

[This type of person, no, this type of beast, I suggest Jiang Xiao just directly finish him off!]

At that time, Jiang Xiao found the big toy he was looking for.

He played with a pellet drum in his left hand and a rattle stick in his right, having a blast~

So when Old Wood caught him off guard and pushed him down, he wasn’t angry.

Especially with his occasional laughter akin to that of someone mentally disabled.

Pushing Old Wood’s rage meter up two more levels.

Alright, alright...

You’re ignoring me like this, huh?

Scrawny Old Wood reached out his rough hands and directly grabbed Jiang Xiao by the back of his shirt, lifting him up.

"Kid, are my toys fun..."

Old Wood talked with a sneer, foam spilling out of his mouth, creating a large pool on the ground...

And as Old Wood lifted Jiang Xiao up from the ground.

The rest of the things were also exposed to the cameras of the live stream.

Hisss...

[Are those...]

[I think I get it now, this truly is an old beast.]

[No wonder, no wonder this guy was willing to help A-Qing deliver food over at Nai Zi’s...]

[I effing knew it from the get-go, Old Wood’s eyes on Xiao Ran were not right!]

The bullet comments flew by frenziedly, all hoping for Jiang Xiao to kill off this old guy.

That’s right.

The items scattered from the suitcase made them think of some unpleasant things.

Apart from the toys, the clothes that appeared on the ground were all children’s.

Also, these were definitely not any of Old Wood’s "childhood"!

For one, the clothes were for boys and girls...

From tiny princess dresses, little denim shorts, to knee-high silk stockings, cartoon cotton socks, and little belly covers, there was a complete assortment.

Next, these clothes didn’t look very worn, with some still bearing fresh grease stains.

At this time, Old Wood raised Jiang Xiao high.

But the latter still failed to grasp the gravity of the situation, happily playing with his toys.

"Jiang Xiao! I’m asking you one more time, are my damn toys fun or not?!"

’Crack~ Crunch!’

The pale pink rattle stick was crushed into a misshapen piece of plastic by Old Wood on the spot.

"Like playing, do you? How about now? How’s the feeling?"

Jiang Xiao slowly shifted his gaze from the pellet drum.

When he saw the mess of children’s clothes, his pupils dilated sharply.

What’s this?

Seeing the usually dull administrator’s face finally showing anger,

Old Wood was really too happy~

"The mentally deficient administrator, how can there be such an ignorant and foolish creature like you in the world? Haha, hahaha, uh-hahahaha~"

"Uh-hahahaha~~~"

This nasal laughter made it hard for people not to think of Brother Octopus.

"You’re laughing at your damn mother, aren’t you?"

Old Wood, who grinned wildly laughing, indeed gave Jiang Xiao a good opportunity to strike.

’Bang~’

Jiang Xiao: (rage｀Д´rage)つ(#ཀ)3ཀ)~..

Even though Old Wood had hoisted him up, leaving him without leverage,

Jiang Xiao’s haymaker still managed to knock two of Old Wood’s big yellow teeth flying.

"Come on? Old creep, try laughing one more time, I dare you? If I don’t kick your pants off today, call yourself lucky!"

Old Wood, dumbfounded, looked at the blood-stained teeth on the ground.

No way?

Is this administrator really that strong?

Before he could react any further,

The lifted-up Jiang Xiao struck again.

Dealing with a pervert, Jiang Daxing naturally had his own set of moves for dealing with a pervert!

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