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Chapter 114 - 108: The Honorary Guardian Pai Daxing

Chapter 114: Chapter 108: The Honorary Guardian Pai Daxing

A’zhi is so industrious?

The expressions of the crowd were somewhat peculiar.

Then, they couldn’t help but start making guesses.

Especially Aunt Xiu and He Menghan, who were busting about in the kitchen, had already started gossiping.

"Meng, do you think A’zhi might have entered the room of this Guardian last night?"

"I was just about to say that too, otherwise why would he be so eager to please?"

"Hiss... But that’s not right, shouldn’t Xiao’zhi be the dominant one? How come he’s all timid and eager to please?"

The two women exchanged glances, and their smiles turned lascivious.

"Seems so dirty..."

"The cunning frog keeps rubbing your belly~"

"Could it be that this Guardian is astonishingly talented? With profound depth that reverses roles?"

"It’s not impossible, they do say ’the foolhardier, the more terrorizing’, plus with strong force, there must be some basis for it, right? Besides, A’zhi is tired of the same old, why not change it up?"

"Tsk, now I understand how that kid managed to come down alive from upstairs last night, could be A’zhi went to plead for him, right?"

That’s possible~

Although this Guardian named Jiang Xiao acts a bit foolish, he really is quite good-looking.

That A’zhi fancies this type is hardly a secret.

As for upstairs?

They probably don’t care much about A’zhi.

But since everyone has lived in the same villa for so long, giving A’zhi a little face shouldn’t be a problem.

"Eh, then what about that time..."

"Right, right, right! I even suspect A’zhi and that someone upstairs..."

The two women were now radiating a rotten air.

The topics they broached were getting more and more outrageous, with not a single word fit for public consumption.

Old Mu was outside, amusing little Ran.

Next to him, A’qing just smiled without a word, this child was always one of few words.

Jiang Xiao was lying alone on another sofa, continuing his daily journey of daydreaming.

Little Ran, seeing her mother busy in the kitchen, slipped away from Old Mu to Jiang Xiao’s side.

"Guardian uncle, could you teach me to blow bubbles now? This time I have candy."

With that, she showed the three candies she had prepared to Jiang Xiao.

Jiang Xiao, the fool, couldn’t tell.

But the viewers in the live stream could.

Aren’t these three candies the same ones that were borrowed yesterday...

It was also evident that the little girl wasn’t living the best life.

She had held on to those three candies without being willing to eat them until now.

Considering she foolishly used candy to barter for lessons on bubble-blowing yesterday, it must have been a tough decision.

But while Jiang Xiao was quite active just moments ago, he was now lying on the sofa, eyes closed, motionless.

Little Ran tugged at him several times, but he showed no intention of getting up.

"Uncle, aren’t we going to blow bubbles today?"

"Oh, bubble blowing is indeed fun, but you know, I’m not a kid anymore. I need to be deep, just like every adult, mature. Childhood is fun, worth reminiscing, but in life, one can’t always dwell in the past."

Damn...

Why did the wind suddenly change direction?

Even the constantly simpleminded Old Mu was astonished.

The barrage in the live stream was a multitude of question marks.

[.....]

[???]

[Drug test! This isn’t Jiang Shen! Has he been possessed?]

[What’s with this sudden profundity?]

[Everybody, cool it, just like I always say, those demanding a drug test from Jiang Shen, please make sure you’ve watched SpongeBob to the end.]

[That’s right, it actually sounds very Pai Daxing!]

Little Ran shrank back her hand in disappointment, thought for a moment, then stuffed the candy into Jiang Xiao’s pocket.

"These are what I borrowed yesterday; when Little Ran grows up, I will definitely return them to you!"

After saying that, Little Ran retreated to the side.

Her act of stuffing candy tugged at the hearts of the viewers in the live stream once more.

[Did anyone notice how each little girl in Kaidan is cuter than the last?]

[Yes, and they seem to be very sensible too!]

[Ugh, why can’t I have a kid like that?]

[All of you shut up. Shi Shi with the white hair is first, Tang with the pink hair and Yi with the black hair tie for second, and this Little Ran barely makes third.]

[I think Bai Yi is the sweetest...]

[Sorry, the Pink Hair Party disagrees!]

But it wasn’t long before Xiao Ran sidled up again.

"Uncle Admin, are you brooding over something troublesome right now? You don’t seem very happy..."

Faced with Xiao Ran’s concern, Jiang Xiao finally opened his eyes.

"As a proud owner of the ’Lazier Than Anyone, Doing Absolutely Nothing Award’ trophy like Pai Daxing, I have to carve out a bit of my day to defend my honor."

Huh?

Xiao Ran was confused.

The people in the hall fell silent.

Lao Mu felt as if his brain had somehow drifted away...

The live chat became lively.

*Cough, I want to ask the person who watched the entire SpongeBob series, Pai Daxing...*

*That’s right, it’s true, Pai Daxing really does have that trophy!*

*My gosh, Lao Mu? Aren’t you exaggerating a little bit?*

*Should Jiang God really be this immersed in the role?*

*The unity of man and Pai is flawless, switching between two personalities without a single blemish.*

*No, you’re wrong up there. If he has already become one with Pai, why would he need to switch? The two have merged; I am Pai, and Pai is me.*

*Hahaha, get to know Jiang Daxing!*

"Xiao Ran, it’s time to eat, come over and get your bowl."

With a shout from Aunt Xiu, Xiao Ran darted in to grab her bowl and chopsticks.

Next to her, He Menghan started to scare Xiao Ran.

"Xiao Ran, you should stay away from that admin; he’s not a good person. There might be something between him and Uncle A-Zhi~"

"Alright, alright, shut it, don’t talk nonsense to a kid. Xiao Ran, come get some food."

It happened quickly.

One after another, flavorful and appetizing dishes were served on the table.

Jiang Xiao sprang out of his seat, ending his reputation-defending mode.

His foodie demeanor irritated He Menghan once again.

"Heh, you’re so energetic when it’s time to eat. Aren’t you dumb anymore? I didn’t prepare breakfast for you today, who do you think you are?"

"Who am I?"

Jiang Xiao pondered, sucking on his finger, finding the question rather difficult to answer.

"I... Oh! I’m that big and pink thing that lives under a rock. You can go and look for it; under every rock in Bikini Bottom, you might discover a miracle. They all call me Pai Daxing, but right now I seem to be not a complete Pai Daxing."

"Forget it, stop teasing him."

Aunt Xiu brought the last dish to the table and gave He Menghan a disapproving glance.

"Admin, there’s food for you. Eat now, we can talk about other things later; let’s separate business from mealtime."

"That’s right, what’s said is said, and what’s done is done—don’t make jokes about eating!"

"Yes indeed! No bringing up unhappy things at the dinner table."

"No doubt, the most annoying thing is someone babbling during mealtime."

The viewers in the live stream could tell that everyone around the table was in good spirits.

Today’s breakfast was exceptionally lavish.

Mouth-watering chicken, shredded pork with Beijing sauce, tofu mixed with green onion, boiled pork slices, spicy Sichuan blood pudding, stir-fried bullfrog, and scrambled eggs with ham.

There was also a bowl full of corn ribs soup with plenty of ingredients.

Jiang Xiao, with his bowl and chopsticks in hand, made a beeline for the shredded pork with Beijing sauce and the bullfrog, blathering away obliviously.

"Man, the meals we have, aren’t they more lavish than a regular family’s lunch or dinner? Eating so well? Is it the New Year or what?"

Jiang Xiao would have be better off not saying anything, as his words provoked the two women.

Do you think we made such a lavish meal for no reason?

Wasn’t it because of the peanut oil sundae you made last night, that not even dogs would eat?

Now they were so hungry they could feel their stomachs sticking to their backs!

Wasn’t it necessary to make a few more substantial dishes?

Seeing everyone’s faces not looking so friendly, Jiang Xiao quickly said.

"Hey, hey, hey, don’t all look so glum; we just agreed, no getting angry while eating!"

Sss!

This kid...

Now he seems so darn normal, not just normal but even more annoying!

"Uncle, my mom’s rib soup is super tasty, let Xiao Ran get some for you."

Emmm...

No exaggeration, no understatement.

In terms of popularity with creepy kids, especially creepy little girls, Jiang Xiao’s has always been off the charts.

Starting with Wang Xiao’ai who was an adult in figure but a child at heart.

Then with the adorable Shi Shi, and now with Xiao Ran, this had been thoroughly proven.

*Why? Oh God, I can’t hold it in anymore, what kind of magic do your Dragon Country chosen ones have? Why do all the little girls like him so much? IP: Lighthouse*

*Aish, if Sakura-chan gets that talent, it’d be amazing simida~ IP: Kimchi*

*Yabai! You should be saying this kind of stuff to a freak like Little A-San! IP: Sakura*