I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror
Chapter 105 - 99: The Ten Most Shocking!!!

Chapter 105: Chapter 99: The Ten Most Shocking!!!

The commotion outside couldn’t affect Jiang Xiao for the time being.

He was in his little hut, busily searching for resources for old Wang.

He guessed right; this bizarre world also had internet, but the resources were extremely scarce.

Moreover, every app was locked, only retaining a search function.

Indeed, it was something good.

It was also Jiang Xiao’s first time seeing such a "high-tech" product in Analog Horror.

It was just too bad that people he knew, like Sun Wei, seemed not to have phones.

Otherwise, he could have tried to make contact...

After busying himself for half the night, Chef Jiang finally got the materials organized.

Seeing the sneaky Jiang Xiao,

the curiosity in the chat room was also piqued.

"What kind of top ten could it be?"

"Who cares, when Jiang God makes a move, it must be top-notch!"

"Right, I, Feng Feihong, am publicly envious of old Wang tonight, he’s going to have a blast~"

...

"Thump thump thump~"

With the resources, Jiang Xiao knocked on old Wang’s door, who opened it at lightning speed.

He snatched the phone and closed the door just as quickly.

"Bang!"

Here it comes!

All the frustration of the night was just for this moment!

He had to release the pressure in his heart fiercely!

That’s Godd!!

"Charge! Fire away furiously! Hiss ha!"

While opening the network disk, old Wang was also muttering to himself, seeming somewhat conflicted.

"Hmm, there are ten of them, so I have enough backing tonight. I must raise my expectations, find the most beautiful moment before releasing to not lose out, just thinking about it is juicy."

Outside the door, Jiang Xiao helplessly shook his head and smiled.

So impatient, didn’t he put a lot of effort into finding these films, and this old Bidden doesn’t even let him come in to sit?

"Alas, old Bidden, then enjoy it slowly inside, I’m going back to sleep?"

"Scram, scram, scram! From now till 4 AM, I’m going into ’study mode.’ No one is allowed to disturb me!"

Now it’s just past 10 PM, until 4 AM?

He even turned on do not disturb mode?

Wow, what a guy, old Bidden is old but not at heart.

Old Wang: (๑‾᷄ݓ‾᷅๑)

"Guffaw~ Yo west, gotta find a comfortable position before starting, or my back won’t hold up!"

Old Wang climbed onto his greasy big bed, shifting from facing up to lying down, finally choosing a side-entry position.

Old Wang☆: "Yo west! Come on! Bring it on!!!"

[Outdoor...•mp4]

[Teacher-Student...•mp4]

[Multiple...•mp4]

[Tenth Anniversary...•mp4]

...

Old Wang: (ʃƪ⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈)"Oh wow! Ho ho~ Wild chap! If you treat me like you’re not an outsider, I’ll cover you in this villa!"

Not just old Wang, the chat room was bewildered too.

What’s going on?

They don’t censor anything in the chat room?

What if it corrupts the kids?

Even Chief Wang and Old Li from the military district blushed.

This kid Jiang Xiao~

Could it be that every time Kaidan ends, his call for "two chickens" has a hidden meaning?

Hiss...

Thinking about it, haha, a man in his twenties, is in his prime.

Tsk, it’s my own thinking that’s too narrow, maybe it’s not so bad if he comes out this time?

"Brothers! The resources Jiang God recommended are definitely worth studying!"

"Charge, charge, charge! Brothers, are you recording, okay?!"

The wolves in the chat room all started recording mode.

Goose box box~

Not saving free resources would be asking for a lightning strike!

Old Wang now, with an excited heart and trembling hands, directly clicked on Outdoor!

The first one, huh~

It’s mainly about excitement, might as well start with Outdoor.

The video hadn’t appeared yet, but the sounds were already playing.

Is this the legendary... voice before arrival?

"Makabaka~ Akawakka~ Mikamakka~ Mmm~"

"Makabaka~ Abayakka~ Ikakakka~ Oh!"

???

Did he open it wrong?

...

"Humdamdam~ Akaheng~ Yiya You~"

"Makabaka~ Akawakka~ Mikamakka~ Mmm!"

Seeing several telletubbies digging around in the big garden,

Old Wang felt like his heart was being stabbed with an ice knife.

No way, dude?

Are you kidding me?!!

I’ve waited all night, and you give me this?

"That’s not right, how dare he play me? I get it, it’s Outdoor + cosplay + role-playing, right?"

This hopeful thought was completely dashed after watching ten minutes of telletubbies.

"Maybe? The first one is a foreplay for cultivating my sentiments, and the actual stuff comes after?"

Hearing Old Wang say this, everyone in the chat couldn’t hold it anymore...

Who watches telletubbies as a good foreplay for cultivating sentiments?

Old Wang hesitated for a moment, finally choosing Teacher-Student!

[Teacher-Student...•mp4]!

"You carrying the load~ I leading the horse~ greeting the sunrise~ bidding farewell to the sunset~"

After watching another ten minutes of Monkey King.

Old Wang’s eyes seemed to have lost their color...

It wasn’t even the episodes with the Women’s Country or Jade Rabbit Spirit, it was the episode where Monkey King just popped out.

Wang Defa?

Defa Defa Defa Defa!!!

Old Wang’s eyes were bloodshot.

He really felt he was at his limit!

Could this kid have given him nothing but fluff?

Silently, the wolves in the live-streaming room turned off their screen recording.

"I admit, I’m very disappointed."

"Don’t even talk; I’m asking you, is this any good Jiang-style?"

"Just asking, is this not outdoor?"

"Just asking, is this not teacher-student style?"

"Pants already down... if you had given me Balala Little Magical Fairy, I could have at least managed it!"

"Set the bar really high, to me, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf would also do."

Director Wang and Chief Li also felt ashamed of their despicable thoughts.

Indeed, their vision had been too narrow.

Jiang Xiao, he was a great man!

To avoid poisoning the many teenagers in the live-streaming room, he had chosen this route.

Old Wang was done for!

He clicked on "Multiple-People.mp4"!

With a burst of intense and spirited introduction.

"Calabash Brothers~ Calabash Brothers~"

"On a vine hang seven gourds!"

"Our small vine my home!"

"La~ La La La~"

"Ding Dang Dong Dong Ding Dang~"

"Small Vine!"

...

Well, there were indeed a lot of characters...

"Fuck Squid! Crap Squid! Shit!!!"

Old Wang was so angered he swore in English, furiously pounding on the mattress.

Right!

What about "Ten Weeks Ago.mp4"?

This one shouldn’t jip him, right?

"Wait and see, welcome to today’s newsroom, the theme of this meeting is not only to emphasize the last three fulfillments but also to achieve four musts..."

(ﾟ皿ﾟ) News marathon?

Or their grandma’s ten-year condensed version?!!

Fine, fine!

So this is what you meant by the tenth anniversary, huh?

Can’t sleep...

Just forcibly kept awake all night, and then you serve me these dead items?

Not just Old Wang, whose eyes were bloodshot, but many viewers of the live stream also couldn’t sleep.

All that preparation of tissues for nothing~

Damn, I shouldn’t have held any odd fantasies about Jiang Xiao!

Should I go kill him?

Poking fun at an old man, just isn’t right!

Old Wang was itching to lay hands on Jiang Xiao.

...

But someone else had already beaten him to it.

The man with the gold-rimmed glasses appeared in Auntie Xiu’s room.

"Oh? You’re saying, that kid actually survived?"

Auntie Xiu nodded affirmatively.

"I heard him go back to his room; it’s strange, how did he survive those three men?"

Really can’t figure out the sister!

"Hehehe, sis, how about you accompany me for a walk tonight?"

Auntie Xiu shook her head.

"We two know each other very well; I can’t trust others, how about cooperating this time?"

After hesitating, Auntie Xiu continued to refuse.

Her instincts told her, this fool surviving meant he must have something special.

Besides, her interest in this fool wasn’t that big; it wasn’t worth risking at the moment.

Rejected, A Zhi wasn’t annoyed, but indicated that after he was done playing, he would gift the Manager as a present to Auntie Xiu.

After sending A Zhi away, Auntie Xiu then turned her attention to her daughter.

"Xiao Ran! Didn’t mom tell you, you can’t leave two meters from the door, not only did you leave today! But also hung out with that fool Manager blowing bubbles for half a day! Tell me, does it make sense to spank you today?"

Xiao Ran showed no emotion, just silently took off her small skirt, turned around, and lay across the chair.

On her young body, there were densely packed scars too numerous to count.

Auntie Xiu sneered and grabbed the thin whip beside her.

"Don’t blame mom, going against the rules I set for you, spanking you is for your good! You’ll understand mom’s kindness when you grow up!"

Xiao Ran still didn’t speak, her lips pursed coldly, motionless.

Seeing Xiao Ran’s expressionless face, Auntie Xiu’s smile became more... manic?

Clearly, she was somewhat...

Night had fallen.

Everyone exhibited behaviors different from their daytime actions.

’Knock, knock, knock~’

Hearing the knock outside.

Straight-laced Uncle Moo was startled, hurriedly hid what was in his hands under the bed in a box.

"Who is it?"

"Old Mu, it’s me, A Zhi."

A Zhi?

Uncle Moo frowned but still opened the door.

However, he was very cautious, only opening a crack, ready to close it at any moment.

"What are you doing here?"

"Ah, we’ve known each other for so long, need to be this cautious with me?"

As A Zhi spoke, he tried to squeeze into the room.

Uncle Moo immediately blocked the small gap he had opened, his expression more unfriendly.

"I’m telling you, there’s no way I’m letting you in!"

"Oh? Not letting me in where? Not in your room or..."

"Shut up! In every sense!"

Although Uncle Moo was not very tall, his muscles were extremely solid.

Standing in the doorway, the man with the gold-rimmed glasses had no chance of forcefully squeezing in.

"Hehe, playing the Samoyed when everyone here is old as foxes. You really think your room’s secret is unknown?"

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