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Chapter 103 - 97: Karate Pai Daxing!
Chapter 103: Chapter 97: Karate Pai Daxing!
Duanshe was shocked as he watched Jiang Xiao’s belly.
The most fatal thing was the admin’s small intestines, which had trailed from the bed to Duanshe’s side.
Damn it, fuck!
This is disgustingly twisted!
Jiang Xiao seemed to feel that his belly’s contents were getting in the way, so he yanked and yanked until they were all tossed out.
If you’re gonna toss them, just toss them, but did you have to smack them onto Duanshe’s face...
For Duanshe, who had a thing for cleanliness, this was an absolute disaster!
Duanshe could only feel his breathing become frantic and his mind start to get hazy.
’Crackle!’
Unable to hold back, Duanshe’s body suddenly swelled up by two and a half times.
Especially his limbs, which grew as though he was a Komodo dragon.
Apart from his Hulk-like underpants, his body became instantly clean.
His big mouth without a tongue grew as large as the mouth of a water jar.
Stinky, foul-smelling slime dripped all over his body.
’Bang~’
’Bang~’
His enlarged body made it impossible for Duanshe to stand, forcing him to crawl on the ground.
At this moment, everyone could see.
The gaps between his fingers were gone, stuck together like a duck’s webbed feet.
Looking at the blood-soaked Jiang Xiao in full of him, unfazed, Duanshe’s abyssal mouth opened wide.
"Roar!"
The sound wasn’t loud, but it was piercing.
Like the roar of a tiger, it struck terror into hearts.
But since his target was Jiang Xiao, it didn’t intimidate him in the least.
"Good lord, were you raised by a flying demon, sticky and damp, you look filthy; this is going to feel really bad for me."
"Roar!"
With a furious roar, the grotesquely transformed Duanshe lunged straight at Jiang Xiao.
"Buddy, you’re too slow."
His massive body slowed down Duanshe’s speed.
Facing a normal, or even superior, Chosen One, the mutated Duanshe would have had an overwhelming advantage.
But Jiang Xiao’s stats were just stacked too high.
After a few attacks, the Komodo dragon wasn’t making any headway.
On the contrary, Jiang Xiao, calm and composed, gave him a few big slaps.
Most importantly, the disinterested, half-asleep expression on Jiang Xiao’s face.
These slaps might not hurt, but the insult was maxed out!
Duanshe grew impatient and opened his vast mouth to take a bite at Jiang Xiao.
(Enraged◣3◢Enraged)‧º·¯ิ˚"Heh~spit~"
Jiang Xiao: ???
Audience in the live stream: ???
What the...
So now the grotesque is playing dirty?
That one spit was a torrential downpour that took everyone, including Jiang Xiao, by surprise.
Of course.
Jiang Xiao, caught off guard, got drenched too.
You could tell from the blue smoke rising off Jiang Xiao’s body.
The saliva wasn’t just filthy; it was highly corrosive.
Besides the blue smoke emanating from Jiang Xiao’s body,
A black mist also drilled into his body, attempting to infect him.
Black Mist: ...
Black Mist: Dammit!
Black Mist: That’s right! It’s that brainless guy again!
Black Mist: Damn, this is like a dung beetle running into diarrhea, a wasted trip!
After probing around, the black mist returned empty-handed once more.
And Jiang Xiao...
The sticky and stinking smell on his body nearly got to him for the first time.
Okay, okay...
I’ve fought my way through the north and walked through the south.
But I never avoided your disgusting gob of spit!
"Roar roar roar~"
Although they didn’t share a language, it wasn’t hard to deduce from the nonstop gaping and roaring of the Komodo dragon.
He was mocking Jiang Xiao for getting spat on.
Ho-ho!
Don’t tell me you think you can outplay Pai Daxing?!
Jiang Xiao: (˶‾᷄ 3‾᷅˵)"Ha! spit~‧º·˚"
Right on target~
Perfectly landing inside the Komodo dragon’s gaping mouth.
The dragon’s body instantly stiffened up.
He felt a warm flow from his mouth down to his tonsils and into his esophagus before settling in his stomach.
The intense feeling of nausea made Duanshe crawl to one side and start retching.
"Ugh! Ugh wah! retch~ugh~"
Damn it!
This damned Chosen One, I want him dead!!!
Watching the bizarre creature charge at him again.
Jiang Xiao’s moronic gaze finally changed.
Alright, it was still mostly silly, but it was mixed with a bit of straightforwardness and anger.
"You really think I can’t handle you, huh, Pai Daxing has a temper too, taste the might of karate Pai Daxing."
’Bang’
َ(ꐦ•̀益•́)ᓄΣ(٥ರ3ರ)ರ) "A-da!"
A plain, unadorned Direct Punch smashed right into the creature’s jaw.
"Ao howl~"(౦ʚ(#౦)੧੧(‖ʘ̆益ʘ̥̆)՞"Ada!"
The timing was impeccable!
Just when the creature paused its attack.
That punch sent it spiraling sky-high.
Like an antelope’s horns, or like a stroke of genius.
Before the eerie creature could touch the ground, before it had time to react,
Jiang Xiao followed up with a plain and simple Double Kick, booting the Tongue Severer a good four or five meters backward on the ground.
"AOOOO~" (౦ʚ(#౦)੧੧(‖ʘ̆益ʘ̥̆)՞ "Ah da!"
It crashed viciously against the wall.
He then grabbed a nearby table and smashed it down on the eerie creature for the final blow.
Jiang Xiao: (╯’口’)╯︵┻━┻ I’m tossing Thunder Old Mu!!
Tongue Severer: _(꒦ິ⌓꒦ີゝ∠)_
Two moves!
If you count smashing the table, that’s barely two and a half moves!
Just two and a half moves and he made an eerie creature cry!
Yet it wasn’t fatal.
It was just enough to make the eerie creature, with its tough hide and flesh, feel a tiny bit of pain.
Watching the Tongue Severer shaking its head, trying to get back up,
Jiang Xiao walked up to it with a sneer, holding a porcelain basin.
"Open wide! Open your mouth, do it for Pai Daxing!"
Jiang Xiao forcefully pried open the Tongue Severer’s abyssal maw.
Even though the latter wanted to struggle,
the two punches from Jiang Xiao had indeed left it a bit dazed.
Being somewhat groggy, the Tongue Severer could hardly resist effectively.
Not to mention, with such a big mouth, it really did facilitate Jiang Xiao’s task.
After only a few spoonfuls of the old yellow soup, the Tongue Severer stopped struggling.
Through its large eyes, viewers in the live stream could catch several emotions.
Shock, confusion, panic, embarrassment, disgust, and finally the relief of a soul set free...
"Hiss, spoon by spoon seems a bit slow, don’t you think, pal?"
While saying this, Jiang Xiao had one hand steadying the jaw of the Tongue Severer and the other pouring the contents of the basin directly into its gaping mouth.
Tongue Severer: (#)༎ຶ༎ຶ(#)
’Thonk thonk thonk~~~’
My mom....
[Cried... this big lizard baddie cried....]
[Eh, such a pathetic eerie creature, losing face~]
[Pathetic? Uh, no offense, but you’d cry too if you were in its place!]
This is just too slick!
In the 4K ultra-clear live stream, everything is crystal clear.
The yellow, clarified peanut oil with bits of onion was the first to be poured in.
And with that single pour, it hit the spot.
It immediately gave the impression that the Tongue Severer was oozing oil all over.
It couldn’t help but uncontrollably spew yellow soup out of its mouth.
Now, the Tongue Severer was truly baffled by the peanut oil~
Tongue Severer: (|||@ロ@)?
It even started to leak out below!
Tears uncontrollably streamed down its face.
It wanted to shake its head to refuse, but the more it struggled, the more excited this twisted moderator became.
It seemed he had found something interesting about it at a glance.
Jiang Xiao: (ɔ◞ิꇴ◟ิ)ᵒ̴̶̷̥:-:
Watching the Tongue Severer collapse powerless on the ground, Jiang Xiao did not stop his feeding.
He grabbed a large spoon and scooped into the Tongue Severer’s deep maw.
The thick tomato sauce, now greasy with old butter and mixed with onion slices.
All of it was delivered into the Tongue Severer’s belly by Jiang Xiao.
After finishing the large basin,
the Tongue Severer reverted back from the eerie creature to a normal human state.
"Wuuuu~~~"
The staid and serious uncle kneeled on the ground, rolling his eyes back, and started crying.
Σ_(꒪҉̛ཀ꒪҉̛」∠)_
Though he could only whimper due to his tongue issue,
by his exaggerated expressions, it wasn’t hard to tell he was crying his heart out.
Everyone could clearly see his pores shining as they poured out light.
Quite a specimen of humanity he was.
So many barrels of peanut oil rammed into him...
Just thinking about it was enough to give one a sense of "fullness."
[I can’t take it anymore, I feel like I’m going to die from all this oil.]
[I’m actually reminded of one of Zombie Uncle’s classic scenes...]
[Can’t stand it, I’m really worried about Jiang Xiao’s mental state now.]
[Uh, judging by his recent behavior, the condition does seem to be worsening...]
When they saw Jiang Xiao, with a big spoon, continuing to scrape up the leftovers in the basin,
The Tongue Severer finally couldn’t take it anymore, kneeling directly on the ground.
Begging for mercy nonstop with "Ababa."
It was evident; he was genuinely terrified.
This chosen one, the moderator, might not have the power to kill him.
But he had endless ways to make life worse than death for him...
Let’s say something unpleasant.
If...
If this moderator were to forcefully feed him poop, what could he do?
Given Jiang Xiao’s twisted antics just now, the Tongue Severer had reason to believe he was capable of anything!
Unable to beat him in a fight, not to mention outdo him in nastiness,
Even the black mist couldn’t infect him!
Perhaps some formidable eerie creature could deal with such a twisted chosen one in every aspect.
But the Tongue Severer knew it definitely wouldn’t be him.
In Dragon Country, the Kaidan Department, under the leadership of Director Wang, started an emergency meeting in the middle of the night.
Director Wang had discovered two unusual pieces of information that required experts to come together to discuss.
...
And just as Jiang Xiao was about to feed the Tongue Severer the remaining bit of swill,
’Thump thump thump~’
Nani?
Was someone actually daring to knock on the door?
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