How Am I Still Alive?
Chapter 46 - 46 36 As Long as You're Happy_3

46: Chapter 36: As Long as You’re Happy_3 46: Chapter 36: As Long as You’re Happy_3 The remaining people were generally stronger, but they were all on their last breath.

“…Uh, I need to teach it how to avoid friendly targets.”

It’s just a pity that the two gardeners far away were still alive, and their two companions lying on the ground were finished directly.

But actually, it doesn’t matter, because Lu Ping’an wasn’t there to save people from the beginning.

“I ask, you answer?”

Smiling, Lu Ping’an stuffed something small into the mouth of one of the gang members.

“…Do you know what you’re doing?

You dare to offend the Dragon Snake Gang, and the Green New Company…”

“Wrong answer!

Boom!”

The sudden explosion sound effect near his ear scared the poor guy.

The next moment, he found nothing had happened and was about to continue cursing…

“Boom!”

His entire head and upper body were gone.

Lu Ping’an, who had stepped back in time, avoided the blood rain.

Lu Ping’an laughed and moved on to the next target.

“I ask, you answer.”

“…You, you, you’re the Bomb-demon!!”

“Ah, wrong answer.”

Another snap of the fingers, another explosion.

By now, they should all understand the situation, right?

Lu Ping’an looked at the next target, somewhat curious.

“It’s strange, weren’t you looking for me?

Isn’t it strange for me to appear in front of you?”

“I won’t tell.

Even if I die, I’ll never betray…

What are you doing?

Why are you taking off my pants!”

Hearing that, Lu Ping’an laughed and took out his phone.

There was no signal here, so what was he planning to do?

As everyone was puzzled, Lu Ping’an turned on the camera and started filming.

“There’s a limit when there’s no death in the Secret Realm?

Just die out?

I don’t believe you guys who have been around for so long are so naive.

Do you know about the macho.AVI video, or men-on-men action…”

“I’ll talk, I’ll talk!”

“You’re so quick to react, I even suspect you guys have done it before…

never mind, it doesn’t make a difference.

Anyway, the result will be the same.”

Smiling, Lu Ping’an patiently asked about their daily activities and then…

“Bang!”

“He already talked!

He already said it!”

The thug’s angry scolding caused Lu Ping’an to burst into laughter.

“He said ‘we’re just helping people out, collecting protection fees’, do you really think I would believe such a blatant lie?

By the way, don’t think that dying out there will solve everything.

If someone lies, I will come looking for you outside.

Never mind, I’ll come looking for you anyway, so don’t lie.”

Lu Ping’an shrugged, as he had already seen through everything.

“…

To avoid misunderstandings, let’s film this first…”

Evil people need grinding from other evil people.

These small-time crooks with weak resolve broke down completely after Lu Ping’an recorded their faces with his phone.

To beg for mercy, they didn’t hesitate to betray each other, outdoing each other in reciting their accomplices’ sins.

Listening to their accounts made Xue En’s usually calm face grow more and more uncomfortable.

In the end, he clenched his fists, his face flushed with rage.

“…These bastards!”

He could no longer hold back, crushing one skull with his hands and smearing his face with blood and flesh.

Meanwhile, the two gardeners who had been meek the entire time were now terrified.

It was only now that they understood what they had almost encountered and how close they had been to despair.

Only Lu Ping’an remained calm throughout, as if he had known everything from the beginning.

For some people, isn’t it natural for the weak to wield the knife against the weaker?

“…Professor Deng Anqi is just outside, he’s the one who instructed us, we’re just pawns, we’re just his ATM machines.

We’re garbage, please let us go…”

When Lu Ping’an had drained everything from them, he also turned off the nearly power-depleted phone.

Charging it here is not easy, and it would be important later.

He simply smiled and took out two more bottles of water amid the desperate gazes of the Dragon Snake Gang members.

“Ahhhh!

You…

don’t keep your promises!”

Amid the desperate screams, Lu Ping’an executed them with five bottles of water, leaving only a pile of red debris on the ground…

It seemed these magic plants had evolved some amazing abilities.

As the two gardeners hastily thanked him and fled, only Lu Ping’an and Xue En were left in the area.

The mercenary spoke up first.

“It seems I won’t be able to earn your money any more.”

“Heh, maybe.”

Having offended Green New, Lu Ping’an probably couldn’t enter the Secret Realm again, and hiring Xue En would naturally be impossible.

“Did you enjoy yourself?

But what can you change!”

Xue En’s tone began deliberately calm, but grew more and more tumultuous, his eyes filling with anger.

But the sudden outburst wasn’t directed at Lu Ping’an.

The fist he gripped slammed into the ground, shattering a piece of rock.

The explosion of negative emotions was directed at himself, at the entire industry, and even at the world.

Yes, Xue En saw it clearly: It was satisfying to kill, but what could be changed?

These were just small fry, and even if they were kicked out with psychological shadows and quit, there would still be more people coming in.

What the world has the most of, are scumbags.

“Change what?

Did you misunderstand something?”

Lu Ping’an looked at Xue En in astonishment, thinking he might have gotten something wrong from the beginning.

“Don’t tell me you still think I’m here to save people?!

Haha, there’s a fool!

Everybody laugh at him…

Uh, don’t hit me, you know I can’t beat you, Elder Brother Xue.”

As Lu Ping’an began to clean up the battlefield, he prepared to return to the outside world.