Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 979 - 959. Dog Washing [This Chapter is non-professional and just for fun!]

Chapter 979: 959. Dog Washing [This Chapter is non-professional and just for fun!]

The ownership of the two yuan is temporarily irrelevant—it can’t really be discussed further, or Qiaoqiao would start questioning why he never saw the rest of his salary from beginning to end.

After all, initially there weren’t that many dogs or geese.

And indeed, Song Sancheng had brought the dogs back intending to give them a wash.

Fairy Song Tan initially couldn’t wait to try, considering all the dogs at home were short-haired, easy to wash, wipe, and tidy up.

Until she saw the two mucky Border Collies...

"Qiaoqiao, you wash them! They love you the most!"

"Alright, alright, alright!"

He suddenly asked, "How do I wash them?"

It’s rather embarrassing to say, with the several dogs running around the mountains and fields every day, and even jumping into ponds when it’s hot, Lao Song’s family had been raising them for quite some time yet no one remembered to give the dogs a bath.

Of course, this is quite common in rural areas, so nobody really asked about it.

Therefore, Qiaoqiao had no experience at all with how to wash a dog.

What about Song Tan?

She thought for a moment: "Hold on, let me ask someone."

However, Dog Brother Sun Shouping didn’t answer the phone, and after Song Tan waited for a while, she realized it was getting dark if she delayed any longer,

she quickly searched on Baidu, and the newly learned knowledge began to spill out...

So she summarized it as: "Just wash them the way you wash yourself."

"Oh!" Qiaoqiao understood.

Then he asked again: "Can I teach the kids how as well?"

"Sure!" Song Tan said grandly with a wave of her hand: "Have Brother Yanping help you, hurry up and wash them."

Alright!

Qiaoqiao grandly waved his hand: "Come on, into the bathroom!"

So, including Da Wang, several dogs hesitated by the living room door, and with his call, they happily stepped into the house.

Da Wang, with his muscular huge frame, filled up the bathroom first.

Zhang Yanping was setting up the live stream and worriedly asked, "All dogs have come back for a bath, is it okay without anyone watching the mountains and fields?"

"It’s fine!" Song Tan looked at the sky: "They have short fur, at most it takes a couple of hours, it’s unlikely anyone would specifically aim for this little time frame. That would be too precise."

A couple of hours, let’s deal with the Golden Sakura in front of the fence first then.

"Besides, aren’t there plenty of surveillance cameras in the mountains?"

It’s rather embarrassing, that money spent on surveillance might as well have been squandered, as it hasn’t been useful at all—though it might have had a deterrent effect.

Nevertheless, Song Tan is very confident about the dogs’ temporary leave.

Not meaning anything else, just that Big White and Goose Sister are still wandering around every day...

Meanwhile, Zhang Yanping had also set up the live stream—

[Non-professional dog washing tutorial, do not imitate, at your own risk]

Good, just the name alone is full of deterrent effect.

But fans are rebellious, no way!

The moment the live stream started, they rushed in—

[What? Washing dogs? Do single dogs count?]

[Washing what? Washing single dogs? Who’s doing the washing?!]

[Host, wash me! Add some milk, a pinch of salt, rub some mud...]

[Must be from Northeast, you got the bath culture down pat]

[Taking a shower before it’s even dark?]

[Shush! Southerners be quiet! We northerners don’t have showers, only hot baths!]

[We southerners use hot water for showers too...]

[Can a shivering northern dog not handle the words ’take a shower’?]

Zhang Yanping just stared at the live stream and fell silent as it began.

"They seem to have quite a lot of free time."

He cautiously commented and chose not to critique the mental state of the netizens. He quickly added:

"Everyone, please read the title carefully! This is an amateur dog wash, absolutely do not imitate. If you do and something goes wrong, we take no responsibility here!"

Then he picked up his phone and went into the bathroom.

Meanwhile, the viewers in front of the screen: ...

Surrounded by a mist, what are they seeing? A magical realm?

[...]

[...hard to comment, did the underworld boss skip physics in junior high? Hot and cold alternating, steam rising, what can we see?]

[The underworld boss must not be nearsighted, right? Never wore glasses!]

[Got it, this must be how a fairy washes dogs, no wonder we’re not supposed to imitate.]

[Yeah, it’s because I don’t have a Spirit Root...]

Meanwhile, Zhang Yanping was stunned by the dense mist quickly gathering on the screen.

A moment later, he hurriedly wiped his phone and positioned it by the window where there was less steam, enough to continue streaming.

At this moment, Qiaoqiao was already meticulously wetting Da Wang with a showerhead.

He really didn’t know how to wash a dog, but since his sister said so, it must be fine!

So—

"Kids, today let me teach you how to wash a dog! Then you can also wash your own dogs at home."

[Nice, targeting me, right? Know that I don’t have a dog and you’re just poking fun at me, right?]

[I have a cat, and bathing... better not talk about it, it’s a bloodbath.]

[Quietly hugging my Teddy... This thing definitely needs a pet salon for grooming, otherwise no matter how much you wash it at home, you’ll only end up with a scruffy mess.]

[Just asking, do you guys feel that with the same products, the pet shop leaves them smelling nice, but when you wash them it just smells like dog?]

[It’s a sin, my dog care products are 698 yuan, and I use a two yuan sulfur soap.]

[What does the host use? Recommendations please.]

[I opened my eyes wide and looked carefully—What are you doing!]

And in front of the camera, Qiaoqiao stood beside Da Wang, casually squeezing out a glob of shampoo: "Da Wang, I’ll wash your hair first, okay?"

And the fans in the live stream just watched as he scrubbed the foam and then smeared Da Wang’s head with it, continuing to massage the foam, seriously saying:

"Kids, we need to wash the dog’s head thoroughly first! But since Da Wang has short hair and is a boy, I won’t use conditioner... Teacher Tang said she uses conditioner when she washes her hair."

The audience in the live stream: ...

[Is it possible... that a dog’s whole body is made up of hair?]

[Sigh, rub the bubbles a bit lower!]

[I never had a dog, genuinely asking, do dogs get their heads washed first and then their bodies? Are feet washed last? Can we use a scrubbing towel?]

[I’m dying of laughter HAHAHAHAHAHA]

[Actually, I prefer to bathe before washing my hair at home... whoops, that sounds a bit weird.]

And Zhang Yanping glanced at the comments, then at Qiaoqiao’s actions, and finally realized where the problem was—

"Qiaoqiao, when bathing a dog... there’s probably no need to separate the head and body? Just squeeze more shampoo and scrub over the whole body!"

Da Wang’s fur is short, and although it gets a bit denser in winter, it’s still easy to scrub, just manage it with a couple of runs.

It’s not like you need to scrub salt or add essential oils, right?

"Ah?"

However, Qiaoqiao turned his head to look at him, eyes full of disbelief:

"Brother Yanping, don’t you use soap on your body, don’t you use a scrubbing towel? Aren’t you a bit sloppy?"

He emphasized: "Shampoo doesn’t clean the body thoroughly!"

Zhang Yanping: ...

"I’m talking about dogs! DOGS!!!"