Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 955 - 937. Qiaoqiao’s New Fans

Chapter 955: 937. Qiaoqiao’s New Fans

Oh my gosh!

The older ladies at the company are simply overflowing with maternal love, their eyes gleaming whenever they see Qiaoqiao!

"Oh my, this child is so handsome!"

"Yeah, the eyes are eyes, the nose is a nose—so pretty!"

Xiao Yun: ...How is this even a compliment? If the eyes weren’t eyes and the nose wasn’t a nose, what would they be?

"Exactly! Look at him when he smiles, so sweet! So handsome!"

You have to admit, his smile is genuinely sweet.

"How old is he? He looks just like a teenager, doesn’t he?"

Not really, he’s quite tall.

Just as the conversation was about to shift to worrying about Host Qiaoqiao’s romantic prospects, Xiao Yun quickly interjected: "Um, sisters, Host Qiaoqiao is a really nice person, it’s just that he fell ill as a child, and now his mental age is around six or seven... "

After explaining, she was afraid others might look down on him, so she quickly added: "But he knows a lot! He’s a really good person, and he even has a tutor who teaches him every day! His learning ability isn’t bad at all!"

Oh dear!

The aunties were even more heartbroken now, criticizing Xiao Yun: "Look at you, the kid is so pitiful, and every time you shop, you buy so little—what good is that? You should have told us earlier! We all would support him together!"

Xiao Yun: ...

Wanting to say something but not sure what to say, she finally thought about those middle-aged male internet celebrities who just scam money...

Forget it, forget it, Qiaoqiao is still better!

But in the future, will she still be able to grab so many things?

Worrying about this, she started to seriously watch the live streaming.

But after Qiaoqiao greeted everyone and waited for Secretary Xiaozu to do the same, she couldn’t help feeling a bit lost:

"What should I say next? I’ve already demonstrated the effectiveness of the hand cream last time."

The fans below burst into laughter:

[I don’t care, I’ve forgotten last class’s content! Need a review!]

[Oh stop fussing about the effects and hurry up and post the link!]

[Post the link, post the link]

[Twelve yuan nine’s stuff, rush rush rush! If you don’t put a limit, I could buy them all out!]

[The person in front, stop daydreaming! Do you think our hundreds of thousands of people don’t exist?]

[A suggestion, the viewership has already surpassed 300,000 now, your 100,000 hand creams seem a bit insincere, right?]

[Exactly! Only 100,000 for so many people!]

[Though I hate to be milked by the CPU, I have to say that 100,000 is already unprecedented generosity from the host...]

Looking over at Secretary Xiaozu’s live streaming scene—

[Watching with two phones, grabbing with two accounts... just waiting]

[The slumbering tablet finally has use beyond just covering instant noodles!]

[Post the link, post the link]

[What is this? What are you selling?]

[Ah ah ah please, Sister Secretary make Qiao Qiao’s Home sell more good stuff!]

Secretary Xiaozu: ...

For the live stream, she even meticulously combed her hair with a comb this morning, normally she just tousles it with her fingers.

But now that she’s here, it appears to have been pointless!

Nobody cares about what they want to say or do; they just want to buy things.

Fortunately, Qiaoqiao spoke up actively, "No way, Brother Yanping said I haven’t streamed enough this month, it won’t suffice, I need to chat more with my classmates—by the way, the pig slaughtering event is settled!"

On mentioning this, he perked up: "Sister said it’s likely around the middle of January, tickets from far away might be hard to get, so it’s recommended that nearby kids attend."

[Ah ah ah why rush before New Year? So busy and no leave granted]

[Exactly! Other families slaughter pigs on Winter Solstice, why do you only slaughter before New Year?]

[When I was a kid, my family also slaughtered pigs before New Year, usually around the 20th of Laba]

[Because the pigs are still growing, killing them early would mean losing several pounds of meat per day which is not cost-effective]

[I just want to ask if there’s a spot for me? Does the host remember me?]

[What exactly are the criteria? Tell us quickly!]

[I quickly checked and tickets are still available a month before Spring Festival in mid-February]

When Qiaoqiao said this, she handed the topic over to Secretary Xiaozu: "Let Sister Secretary speak, Brother Yanping said to let them talk more so that more people would watch."

Secretary Xiaozu was immensely grateful!

To announce the details of the pig slaughter was thrilling for her! Watching the live streaming rank shoot up, even those buying followers and popularity may not have this momentum.

So she straightened up her posture: "The reason we chose mid-January was indeed after considering the online friends’ availability."

Maybe it’s because she’s been an official for so long, she spoke with a dignified and reliable steadiness at this moment, calming the barrage significantly, then Secretary Xiaozu paused briefly and added:

"You guys haven’t seen the pigs on the mountain recently, have you? Shall we go check them out later? They are growing very robustly, continuously gaining weight every day..."

In fact, they can’t be sure, since they don’t weigh them daily, but you can see they got a little bigger every few days.

The barrage felt a little wronged:

[Do you remember we haven’t seen the pigs lately?]

[Is it whatever I want to see, you will show?]

[Anyway, standing on the mountain doing nothing, shall we go to the pigpen later? Can I pick one?]

[Ah ah ah rolling in frenzy to buy, please sell one pig!]

Looking at the barrage, Secretary Xiaozu continued:

"Normally, the pig slaughtering might also have been arranged after Laba until before New Year. But it’s really hard to get tickets during that time, so we moved it half a month earlier, to mid-January."

"Specific time will be announced a bit later."

"As for some fans wanting to buy..." with a smile, she said: "Sorry, our family is only slaughtering five pigs this year, just enough for our own consumption, can’t sell any."

Seeing that the host was also maintaining the live comments, the crowd got excited again:

[Retail, retail! Cold-chain delivery!]

[Ah ah ah I want a slab of ribs!]

[I want a pair of pig’s trotters!]

[I want a pig’s head!]

[I want the rump!]

[You guys in front are asking for so much, as if well-dressed? Like they’ll bother with you?]

[Forget it, can’t retail. Can’t slaughter here if it’s for sale. No license.]

[Speaking of which, it’s disheartening, farmers getting more and more terms in their daily work.]

[No discussing state affairs, no discussing state affairs, protect our live stream]

Secretary Xiaozu was surprised to find: Qiaoqiao’s fans are really high quality, knowledgeable, and genuinely caring for her.

So she stopped playing coy: "Okay, now let me tell everyone about the seats available for our pig slaughtering feast—there are 12 in total."

[What? Just like that? Straight to the point!]

[Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen such straightforward, no preamble, no teasing announcement.]

[Check the official daily news, they don’t preamble, don’t tease, don’t joke either]

[Move along, move along, it’s not the same thing!]

[How is it not the same thing? Don’t treat the village secretary as if they’re not an official]

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