Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 905 - 887. Connecting microphones for traffic attraction

Chapter 905: 887. Connecting microphones for traffic attraction

This statement was so embarrassing that even Zhang Yanping, who is known for his thick skin, couldn’t help but be speechless, while the barrage of comments was lively and bustling—

"Hahaha I’m dying! A handful of sorghum and two grass carps... It’s like they’re rationing for a famine.]

"The grass carps are just empty promises! Revealed the true face of a capitalist!]

"Redefining the meaning of ’Team’]

"This photographer isn’t good, how come their worth is so low?]

"Hold on! Holy crap, that sorghum isn’t just the grains sold for bait, right?!]

"Ahh the air force is furiously smashing fishing rods! I can never grab any in time!]

"39.9 for only 9 grains ahhhhh how long can this handful last... Is it too late for me to learn photography now?]

"I don’t need an internship certificate, would it work if you just give me a handful of sorghum every month?]

"You don’t even want an internship certificate, are you going to fish or work?]

"Am I the only one who saw the focus point—I mean, are they selling that grass carp or not?]

Zhang Yanping took a glance at the barrage, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then naturally avoided the gaze of the two photographers, proudly replying to the barrage:

"Grass carp? Of course, we sell grass carp!"

"I wasn’t making empty promises, the thing is we’ve already sold fish once earlier this year. The fish in the pond haven’t grown well enough yet, we’ll sell them at the end of the year when the water level drops."

"...don’t go crazy, it’s not only the fish you can’t get. Be a bit more sensible."

"I’m not saying I don’t want to sell, but first, there’s not enough for the locals to eat. Plus, we can’t ship them fast enough! If they freeze, they won’t be fresh anymore, it’s not worth it."

"Don’t be so insistent, frozen fish still cost electricity, and shipping isn’t free, you know? They really can’t be sold—you can go to the market and pick a live one, it’s not much different."

"Oh come on, it’s all fish anyway, eyes closed, mouth open, the taste... it’s really not that different when you eat it..."

The viewers in the live stream were actually quite amiable.

Really!

They never get easily angered, they would patiently watch even if no one is in the live room. But just then, they were provoked by a few words from Zhang Yanping, their resentment now heavier than King Yama!

The barrage swelled like a tide, Zhang Yanping, even with two more eyes, might not be able to keep up, especially since they were all cursing at him. Being a mob boss, he just felt wronged out of nowhere:

Why is it that they treat Qiaoqiao and Baobao kindly and see me as a capitalist?!

He checked the number of viewers, and at that moment, he gathered some courage—

"Qiaoqiao, the viewership is almost reaching 300,000. Let’s hurry and give Secretary Xiaozu’s live stream a shoutout."

This is a big deal about selling goods for the village!

Qiaoqiao immediately stood up, taking it very seriously:

"Kids, let me first show you Uncle pounding the kudzu root—"

There was Zhang Wang’s family taking a break, lifting the basin next to him and pouring it into the stone mortar again. A batch of kudzu root chunks fell in with a clatter. He put down the basin, now swinging the hefty mallet in his hands, smashing it down repeatedly into the stone mortar!

The two photographers at the side had stars in their eyes: "Yes, yes, yes! This is the spirit we need—I’ll go change to another camera to take pictures!"

The other one was stunned: "Pictures again? Wasn’t the cover photo enough?"

The vice-chairperson clearly understood, and at that moment said: "If you take good photos of this, couldn’t you submit them for awards and such?!"

That makes sense!

Anyway, there was one camera, and the two of them went off to choose lenses again.

Zhang Wang’s family, who was hard at work: ...

No wonder my kudzu root powder didn’t sell well in the past, I’m getting on in years now, how could I know so many tricks!

Young people these days have it tough too, selling things has become so complicated. Once the kudzu root powder is ready, I’ll set aside a hundred or so pounds for Tantan. They have so many relatives and friends, even if they don’t eat it, they can give it away.

Thinking this way, it’s as if my body is filled with strength, and even the hammer swings are especially forceful.

Amidst the "bang bang" sounds, the pieces of kudzu root in the stone mortar are gradually pulverized into fluffy debris, with white juice slowly seeping out.

Then, new chunks of kudzu root are poured in...

And in the cycle of this mechanical labor, Qiaoqiao also successfully completed a kudzu crushing tutorial for everyone, hence she contentedly said:

"Kids, later on we’ll connect with Sister Secretary’s live stream room—Brother Yanping, how do we link up? What if we can’t connect?"

Zhang Yanping is intently watching Secretary Xiaozu’s live stream room. He replies without looking up: "Don’t worry, it’ll connect! You just do the talking, and I’ll operate it in a bit."

"Alright!" With the omnipotent Brother Yanping in the live stream room, Qiaoqiao instantly feels at ease:

"Later we’ll link up with [Secretary Xiaozu Helps the Village Sell Goods] live stream room, make sure you all click to follow! Then I’ll head over to Sister Secretary’s place!"

"Sister Secretary said, since today is the first broadcast, she’ll draw three names, and each will receive one pound of kudzu root powder—Brother Yanping, how do we draw?"

Zhang Yanping had already set up the shop on Secretary Xiaozu’s phone, now he takes Qiaoqiao’s phone and fiddles with it: "You just say the script."

Qiaoqiao nods: "Okay—Brother Yanping said to follow the live stream room, then send [Secretary Xiaozu Helps the Village Sell Goods] in the new stream room, and Brother Yanping will screenshot to draw the first three."

After thinking it over, the meticulous Song Qiaoqiao added:

"But the kudzu root powder isn’t ready yet, we can’t deliver it today, it’ll take several more days!"

But who cares about the barrage!

Seeing the link-up succeed, everyone just goes with the flow and clicks through, following and commenting in one fell swoop, then finally take a breather and run amok in the live stream room—

[Ahh, in my lifetime! The stingy ones are shedding their feathers!]

[Screenshotting the raffle barrage... sob sob sob, turns out there are still normal live streams for selling goods]

[No fish then shrimp it is! Average kudzu root powder, don’t be afraid, here I come!]

[I don’t care, I don’t care! As long as I can buy it, it’s good powder!]

[No offence to everyone here, but the pendulum has swung, based solely on my three-time unlucky track record, I must win in today’s draw!]

[Heh, the shop has a daily limited release, I haven’t grabbed anything for nine straight days!]

[Nine is the ultimate number, I declare the nine-day winner—But for comment screenshot, I am the pro!]

[Wallet ready, a mere 88 yuan per pound of kudzu root powder, it’s nothing to me who bought tea, silver fungus, chestnuts, and such]

[Secretary Xiaozu Helps the Village Sell Goods]

[Secretary Xiaozu Helps the Village Sell Goods]

...

Zhang Yanping leans in for a look, only to see that the viewers in Qiaoqiao’s live stream room have sharply dropped, while over here, Secretary Xiaozu’s followers are skyrocketing straight up, surpassing the ten thousand mark instantly!

He nods in satisfaction: "As expected of our top influencer Qiaoqiao!"

Fans haven’t reached a million, the viewership is not the highest, and even the amount of donations is far less than others.

But so what? When it comes to fan loyalty and purchasing power...

Ha, not to brag, but it’s enough to beat the whole live streaming platform, isn’t it Zhang Yanping?!

Ah, no, this won’t do, next year we have to talk to the live streaming platform about a signing fee—it’s time we brought our own traffic now!