Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 781 - Chapter 781 771. Learn one more foreign language_1

Chapter 781: 771. Learn one more foreign language_1 Chapter 781: 771. Learn one more foreign language_1 Zhang Yanping had a cold expression on his face.

He felt like he had made a fool of himself in the livestream!

After seriously interrogating for half a day, it turned out this guy’s math was base three–it wasn’t even the same system!

At the moment, the mob boss glared at Qiaoqiao with a fierce look, but his voice revealed his frustration, “So what do we do now?”

Qiaoqiao was clueless, “Huh? Isn’t it very simple?”

He squatted down to Dabao and Erbao, “How many did you two eat?”

Dabao gave a sobbing bark, “Woof, woof!”

Erbao, also anxious, shuffled his paws, “Woof, woof!”

“Did you pick them all up from the ground? You didn’t steal any today, did you?”

“Woof!”

Qiaoqiao then turned back, “Alright, Dabao and Erbao ate a total of four, the rest were all eaten by Liubao. What they ate were just the occasional fallen ones, they weren’t sneaking any today!”

Zhang Yanping: …

He watched the barrage of comments with an impassive face, “I get it, learning an extra language makes a judge’s prospects even brighter.”

He tried to hold back but couldn’t resist adding, “Not even classical Chinese has the information capacity of your dog language.”

[Hahahaha I’m dying of laughter]

[God damn it, learn an extra language]

[Could you please put out a tutorial? It’s all barking, is there a specific phonetic script?]

[As a recent graduate sincerely asking: can you really become a judge if you understand dog language?]

[With a single bark, I travel the world]

[Question: How many words is Dabao’s bark when translated into Chinese?]

[Liubao has brought shame to the Tian Yuan dog family!]

[Liubao’s punishment is super doubled!]

[It’s just a little dog that hasn’t been sterilized yet, separated from its mother since it was young…]

Qiaoqiao also sighed, “Liubao, I’ve fed you before, why are you still stealing and hiding evidence? Teacher Xin says not to commit evil just because it’s minor… with what you’ve done, I can only punish you… punish you…”

He thought for a moment, his face showing reluctance, “Punish you by not having any treats for three days!”

“And Dabao and Erbao, why didn’t you teach it properly? You’re also getting punished for one… um… one meal!”

…

The dogs that had been stealing got their punishment, yet the livestream had to go on.

Because Teacher Qiaoqiao had a major class today.

Teaching everyone just how to knock and pick chestnuts wasn’t enough, he still had to go back and teach everyone how to peel chestnuts and make sugar-fried chestnuts!

There he was, having had his fill of playing with chestnut-picking tools, now heading back home with his phone.

Passing by the pond below, Brother Carp greeted Zhang Yanping with great pride, “Come over here, look at the crucian carp I just caught! This one must be at least two pounds!”

Not just him, with earthworms at hand, almost everyone had a catch, each brimming with joy, unable to resist showing off to him, this sole outsider:

“Mine is big too, must be a pound and a half!”

“Look at your crucian carp, splashing water all over the bucket; it’s really energetic!”

“Aren’t these the ones you’ve been farming in the pond? They look just like wild crucian carps in appearance!”

“You’re not wrong, we’ve all been pretty lucky, probably caught the fish fries we released at the beginning of the year, right?”

“Of course it is! I heard there was a partial clearing in midyear, these must be the ones that slipped through the net.”

Everyone was speaking with absolute certainty. Zhang Yanping didn’t know how to judge fish, and asked curiously, “How are you sure these are from the beginning of the year and not recently stocked?”

“What a question!” Brother Carp laughed, unable to close his mouth in delight, as he replied to messages in his circle of friends, “Don’t you know your own pond? You don’t feed them anything, so they’re just like wild carp. Who has a wild carp that can grow two pounds in half a year!”

Zhang Yanping: …Huh?

He was a bit puzzled and took another look at the fish in everyone’s buckets, noticing that they were all of decent size, with even the smallest one nearing half a pound.

But… hadn’t the pond been completely cleared a few months ago? Weren’t the fish fingerlings put in after that?

Could it really be that so many were missed and then all caught in one go today?

After pondering for a while, he realized it was possible. After all, their earthworms were extremely popular; it would be normal for smaller fish to not be able to compete with the bigger ones.

So he took the opportunity to ask, “How about it, not a bad deal fishing here, right? We would have sold these fish for several dozen yuan each!”

“That’s right, that’s right!” Brother Carp was triumphant. “Where else can you buy them like this! I know the fish from your place, so fresh!”

“My wife used to get annoyed seeing me with a fishing rod, but since I caught some and let her try last time, she kept asking about it throughout summer when you didn’t allow fishing!”

“Your pond is really great!”

They were experienced fishers, who hadn’t been to mountainous wilds, lakes, rivers, and small farms?

But the quality of a pond’s environment is immediately obvious.

This pond, for instance, was large and had lush aquatic plants that only spread around the edges–this showed that either the grass carp in the pond were vigorous or someone at home had taken great care of it (and here the pigs that eat aquatic plants might have something to say).

The water quality was also excellent, crystal clear! Ducks were swimming around in flocks, not in the least bit scared of people. There were even wild ducks and mandarin ducks flying over!

Sitting under the trees, enjoying the cool autumn breeze, that feeling was just–unsurpassed!

If not for that noisy, violent goose named Big White, who kept fighting with Goose Sister next to it, making a big fuss…

I mean, if it were a little quieter, couldn’t we pretend they were swans?

As he said this, the other fishermen who hadn’t settled on mountain lodgings seemed swayed.

But as much as they were swayed, spending three thousand yuan on a rod was doable by pinching pennies here and there. 3,000 yuan to live in the village and eat canteen food instead of home-cooked meals from before…

Forget it, forget it.

Everyone was happy, with the sole exception of the silent Brother Loach.

Zhang Yanping also felt regret for Brother Loach, since this guy seemed to only catch loaches every time; his luck was truly singular.

Now that there were earthworms, surely he wouldn’t catch a monstrous loach, right?

He leaned in to have a look at his bucket.

But as he drew closer to the unassuming red bucket, to his surprise, he found a serpent-like, glistening, thick eel coiled inside!

“Whoa!” Zhang Yanping was startled, “You can even fish this thing out of a pond?”

He might not be a fishing enthusiast, but this industry sure seemed astonishing! Back in early spring, hadn’t Tantan only caught them from holes?

Brother Loach was full of pride: “What do you know? My loaches–oops, I mean, after all these years of fishing, what can’t I catch? This is just an eel, and such a fat one. Isn’t it stronger than your carp?”

With that, he turned to Zhang Yanping expectantly, “So, if we win tonight, does that mean it’s me? Do I get tea leaves? Do I get earthworms?!”

The person who catches the most fish gets three earthworms; cut them into six pieces tomorrow, and he could reign supreme over the pond once again!

Aiyayaya, the wind blows the fortunes around, this year it’s coming to my house hahaha!

He was extremely excited, having never caught the biggest haul this year–it was outrageous!

Ah…

Zhang Yanping tried to keep a smile on his face, “We have tea leaves, but the earthworms… have you forgotten? We changed to a raffle this year.”

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