Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 665 - Chapter 665 665. Cunning Animal Bureau_1

Chapter 665: 665. Cunning Animal Bureau_1 Chapter 665: 665. Cunning Animal Bureau_1 This frame, not only did the netizens in the live streaming room figure it out, but even Song Tan, who was concerned about the live stream, saw it clearly!

Come on, in front of everybody, Daju just wouldn’t put in the effort. The one it brought down from the tree, its tail fur wasn’t exactly sparse, but compared to the one from Datian, they weren’t on the same level of plumpness!

Yet Datian, either stupid or just unable to tell the difference, was already squeaking away cheerfully at this moment.

Daju, like every guy messing with CPUs, didn’t spare Datian a glance, just played with the squirrel by itself–letting go, then pressing it down with a paw when it scampered up the tree trunk, and then letting go again… endlessly entertained.

And the squirrel, its fur wet with saliva, still looked a bit greasy, but was completely expressionless, not making a sound.

Having been played with so much, it didn’t even bother to run anymore until Daju stretched out a paw to drag it a bit, and it only symbolically shuffled a few steps away, clearly seasoned in this game.

Meanwhile, Datian, completely oblivious, was just making a racket nearby, as if truly avenging a past humiliation…

One had to admit, everyone in the live stream room felt pity for it.

[Really… the cat and mouse tactics run deep. Can’t blame little Datian.]

[Really… its dumb look is so cute!]

[I feel like my IQ has been crushed… I’m even dumber than a cat]

[Looking at the fat calico sprawled on the bed right now, I really want to give it a whack]

[I don’t care, I don’t care! I want Datian to go up for sale right now]

[Streamer, if I go catch a bunch in the field now, will they also be this cute and pitiful?]

[Post the link, post the link!]

[How are you always there, link god in front?]

[Strongly suggest recruiting Daju! Then the warehouse wouldn’t have to fear mice]

[It could also teach this little dummy, so it won’t get tricked by squirrels outside]

[Daju, Daju, Wuju, Daju, Wuju]

Song Tan wasn’t like Qiaoqiao, who paid no attention to the bullet screen. She glanced at everyone’s calls and then looked at Datian, who really was quite stupid, and felt stirred.

At that moment, Daju seemed to have tired itself out from playing and finally loosened its grip on the squirrel, which had lost all will to live. And at the same time, a few kittens who had lost their mother were “meowing” and stumbling their way over here.

The tender voices captured by the phone entered the live stream room, triggering another round of [So cute! I want to steal them!] in the comments.

Song Tan watched for a while and realized that Daju’s family had only slightly less Spiritual Energy than the squirrels, suggesting they had been living here for quite some time.

Besides, thinking back to that half-bag of Yuxing Grass that had been torn open in the depths of the warehouse, it was clear that none of it was wasted.

She sized up the family of Dajus, already considering where they might settle down.

And Daju too seemed to have completed its task. It picked up a Wuju by the scruff of its neck after tripping over twice and returned to its straw nest.

Once it lay down, the kittens, not knowing hunger from full, crowded around again, and Datian squeezed into the middle…

Although they all had yellow fur, Datian’s golden coat was especially different, still extremely conspicuous in the middle.

And the comments were curious:

[Datian’s front teeth click when he nibbles on dry soybeans and corn kernels. How does he drink milk?]

[Yeah, won’t he bite?]

[Rodents have quite strong gnawing abilities, right? Does Daju just let him?]

[Still saying this isn’t true love!]

Song Tan: …

But she was also a bit curious, now quietly bringing the phone closer.

The close-up on the screen showed Datian pitifully squeezed among the kittens, tilting its head and awkwardly latching onto Daju with its small mouth.

Its plump and fluffy belly heaved deeply, so it had to use both paws and feet to manage the sucking motion with difficulty.

Comments: …

“Fine, fine, even drinking a sip of milk is this hard. I won’t laugh at it anymore.”

“This is truly using all the strength it has, just like when sucking milk!”

“It’s pitiful yet cute… What’s wrong with being a little silly?”

“Give the little thief a break, host. After all, it’s had a pretty rough time…”

“You know, the little field mouse has been away from its mother since it was a baby…”

Song Tan held her phone in one hand and glanced in the direction the fat squirrel had escaped before deciding not to interfere in the affairs of animals any longer.

Instead, with a swift move, she caught the soft flesh at the back of Daju’s neck right under the watchful eyes of her audience!

Daju–completely unaware of the human so close by–

“Meow–”

Taken by surprise, it didn’t even have a chance to struggle and could only puff up its fur, resembling an adorable, fluffy, large-sized plush toy even more!

Song Tan lifted Daju’s heavy, plump body with ease, rendering it completely immobile.

Though the action looked simple, those without strength or experience might easily get scratched by a flailing cat and end up hurt.

But at that moment, the fat orange cat could do nothing but let its limbs hang limply, clearly having its pressure points expertly held.

Yet Song Tan did it with such nonchalance, even looking up to call out to Qiaoqiao, who was peering down through the upstairs window with caution:

“Qiaoqiao, bring a basket down, take all these cats back with you. From now on, they’re your responsibility.”

Qiaoqiao cheered instantly, then turned and left the window.

Despite the distance, his cheering could still be heard:

“I have cats now. I have cats now!”

It goes to show, spoil children and they will never be satisfied.

That’s what Song Tan thought, but a smile still couldn’t help but spread across her lips.

Checking the live stream duration, she realized she had inadvertently mixed in almost another hour.

She moved to turn it off, then paused, and threw in a promo for good measure:

“Today, the shop added some herbal teabags for beating the heat, Yuxing Grass flavored. Those who like it, feel free to buy what you need. No rush.”

Wow, is that really buying as needed?

No sooner had she finished speaking than the new fans, drawn by the cat and mouse skirmish, hadn’t even had time to figure out what was happening when the chat in the live stream room suddenly dwindled by more than half!

The number of viewers dropped accordingly.

Yet, after three or five minutes, they seemed to have made a pact to come flooding back in, barraging the chat with messages–

“Hahaha, I finally managed to get some!”

“I ordered thirty packs in one go, now my mom doesn’t have to worry about my stockpile anymore!”

“Damn, why did it have to be Yuxing Grass, which I hate? But no worries, still smart to grab twenty packs.”

“One teabag a day is like a cup of milk tea, so expensive. Good thing I was decisive and snapped up fifteen packs!”

New fans: …

What’s going on? Are you guys even paying attention to what you’re saying? Is speaking now always so cryptic?

First put it down, then mention the quantity–is this some kind of promotion?

Even though they said that, curiosity led them to click on the shopping link below.

They saw nothing special on the page–just a cup of plain light yellow tea. The price below had changed to 9999, with a note saying it was not available for purchase.

New fans: …???

Your live stream is about to hit a million viewers, and you’re playing scarcity marketing? Are you nuts?

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