Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 661 - Chapter 661 Chicken Tea Egg Block Door_1

Chapter 661: Chicken Tea Egg Block Door_1 Chapter 661: Chicken Tea Egg Block Door_1 The neighbors cursed and finally turned over to sleep; however, as plain as they were, they never anticipated that this was just the beginning.

When the moon soared high above, everyone in the apartment tossed and turned, avoiding the pillow corners dampened by drool, their dreams filled with frustratingly slippery tea eggs that just couldn’t be grasped.

Meanwhile, the Zhu Family’s home was still brightly lit, with people bustling around in the living room: “Aren’t they ready yet?”

“They should be edible by now, right?”

“Exactly, the eggs were boiled before they went in, they must be ready to eat…”

Only the well-fed Zhu Xin still had some clarity: “But didn’t you all say that we shouldn’t eat or even drink water tonight, otherwise makeup won’t look good tomorrow?”

After all, even the tastiest tea eggs are hard to swallow without a few sips of water! But wouldn’t drinking water late at night cause facial swelling in the morning?

Everyone silently agreed.

Finally, the bride took the lead and squeezed into the kitchen: “I’m not afraid, I’ve been in love for four years, he’s seen me swollen up like a pig from allergies, what’s a little puffiness to worry about?”

With words ringing with resolve, Zhu Xin swore that his cousin might not even have that much gusto during her wedding vows tomorrow.

Following closely behind the bride were several bridesmaids and close friends.

Their reasoning was even more straightforward: “It’s not my wedding tomorrow, if the bride isn’t scared then what’s there for me to worry about?”

The great-aunt who had only boiled one pot of eggs for everyone to have something in their stomach in the morning: …

She had no choice but to hold back her own cravings and squeeze in too: “Then I’ll boil another two… three pots!”

However, when everyone finished off the pot of freshly seasoned eggs, one of the bridesmaids had a sudden thought:

“You know, using tea eggs to demand red packets tomorrow morning might just empty their wallets for real!”

With that suggestion, everyone suddenly got excited, and they nudged Zhu Lan with a mischievous grin:

“Come on, bride, give them one last reminder: either eat a good breakfast before they come, or bring several more red packets tomorrow morning.”

Over in the bridal room, the groom, who had just finished decorating the room, opened his phone and couldn’t help but show his lovestruck silliness: “My fiancee sent me a message, telling us to eat well tomorrow hehehe…”

So considerate!

As for that part about bringing more red packets… Ouch, isn’t that obvious? Tomorrow at the door-blocking, all the bride’s best friends and family will be there; they’re not going to be stingy with those fun little red packets, of course not!

But the groomsmen, who had worked so hard helping out today, cursed upon hearing this: “He makes us work and still feeds us dog food (showing off their love)…”

“Exactly! And with the auspicious hour set so early tomorrow, we probably won’t have much time for breakfast, might as well just graze on whatever’s available…”

…

Because of the night’s events, the bride barely slept for more than two hours before the alarm clock startled her awake. Opening the door, she found the makeup artist sitting on a chair peeling tea eggs, a bit embarrassed when she showed up.

Zhu Lan: …

Well then, she might as well start with two as well.

The great-aunt, who hadn’t slept all night, watched the rapidly depleting stock of tea eggs in the pot and was immensely relieved she had cooked extra the previous day.

As for Zhu Xin, he was happily handing Yuxing Grass cooling tea over to the great-aunt: “Here, it’s going to be hot today, and with more people around the house, you should brew more cooling tea to have ready.”

He went on with his continuous chatter: “Great-aunt, just smell how fragrant these eggs are! It took me a great deal of effort to buy them, the seasoning packet alone costs twenty! And this cooling tea, might not look like much but just you wait until it’s brewed. Compared to those tea eggs, it’s not a bit inferior…”

Great-aunt: …Yeah yeah, I’ve got it all, goodness child!

Decidedly, she picked up the kettle: “I’ll go boil some water now.”

…

The festive chaos had finally reached its climactic moment as the auspicious time arrived. People in the house were peering out the window, and upon spotting a line of tall, broad-shouldered, and handsome young men getting out of the car, they burst into excited shouts, “Hurry, hurry, they’re coming!”

In an instant, the bride’s room was tightly closed, while Zhu Xin, holding a bowl of shelled tea eggs, grinned with eager anticipation.

To be fair, the groom Xu Wen really went all out for this wedding!

As he was going upstairs, he even instructed his groomsmen:

“I’ve prepared individual red envelopes for you guys, so if they ask you to sing, you sing, and if they ask for push-ups, you do push-ups. We can’t drop the ball!”

“Don’t worry!” The groomsmen were skilled in both words and actions, and upon hearing this, they looked even more assured: “We’ll definitely not let you down! We’ll open the door for you at top speed!”

The groom still had a bit of modesty: “No need to rush that much. According to our tradition, we have to follow the proper timings…”

The elevator door opened.

Everyone paused and then sniffed. But seeing the security door already ajar, they subtly patted their stomachs, barely managing to withhold the words “it smells so good” from escaping their lips.

Having slept barely over three hours the night before and rushing out of bed without breakfast, they now…

What a mistake! If only they had known to eat a full meal!

And when they finally joyously stood in front of the bride’s room, Xu Wen almost drooled…

The room was filled with such an enticing aroma!

The dominant fragrance of the tea eggs even overpowered all other smells, leaving him almost too weak to call out.

But ultimately, he raised his voice and declared:

“Family of Xu Wen, my wife, my dear, Lanlan, I’m here to pick you up!”

Behind him, the groomsmen also raised their voices: “Bride, hurry and open the door! The groom is here to fetch you!”

Sure enough, someone in the room responded: “If you want the door open, it’s simple. Come on, show us some sincerity first…”

And true to their prior guesses, they went through singing, push-ups, question and answer… Passing each challenge until Zhu Xin finally came over with the bowl:

“Brother-in-law, my sister said that those who came to keep her company today are all her best girlfriends. If you’re sincere, you need to stuff some more red envelopes!”

That’s easy!

Xu Wen gestured grandly, and the groomsmen hurriedly pulled out red envelopes to stuff one by one through the crack of the door, all the while urging to have it opened.

However, Zhu Xin spoke up again:

“We’re going to be family soon, and stuffing red envelopes so simply feels like passing the bride’s own money from one hand to the other, which lacks a sense of ceremony… Come on, the final challenge is here. The bride feels sorry that you didn’t have a good breakfast and wants to save the groom some money, so she has set the simplest task–eating tea eggs!”

Xu Wen subconsciously rubbed his belly and cautiously asked, “How many should I eat?”

It’s not going to be a whole bowl per person, is it? That would be a bit…

Only to see Zhu Xin smiling so broadly her eyes became slits: “Nothing like that–just take one bite, one bite per person. As long as everyone just eats one bite and not a bit more, we’ll open the door right away!”

“If someone eats more, for every additional bite, you have to stuff another round of red envelopes. How about that, simple, isn’t it?”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief together–how easy!

Indeed, the bride is considerate, haha!

So, the groomsman on the end picked up a tea egg from the bowl with a glint of humor in his eyes: “Just one bite, watch carefully, everyone!”

He bit into it.

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