Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 593 - Chapter 593 593. Crazy Barrage_1

Chapter 593: 593. Crazy Barrage_1 Chapter 593: 593. Crazy Barrage_1 The pumpkins in the basket weren’t rotten in large chunks, after all, they are naturally easy to store and usually fine left out in the fields for a long time.

However, these pumpkins happened to be in a low-lying area, where the heavy morning dew had settled beneath them, leading to quite a few going bad.

Qiaoqiao lifted a pumpkin with one hand–okay, that wasn’t successful, this long pumpkin was unusually bulky, so it had to be handled with both hands.

Then, aiming at the rotten spot, he lifted the kitchen knife and with a crisp ‘chop’, he cut off the bad part.

Glancing at the seven pigs in the pen who were looking on eagerly, he thought for a moment, then chopped the pumpkin into pieces, scooped out the insides, and then threw them into the pigpen one after the other.

There were many pigs; if he threw whole pieces, they would fight over them, making squealing and grunting noises, so cutting them up was better.

Oh, Qiaoqiao is so clever!

Qiaoqiao thought contentedly.

But the barrage of messages went slurp-slurp–

[Old pumpkin! Naturally ripened old pumpkin!]

[Look at the high saturation of this pumpkin, no need to add sugar, just make pumpkin soup directly!]

[Gulping, gulping, another bowl please!]

[Dangle in my mouth, dangle in my mouth!]

[Streamer, you’re feeding all the pumpkins to the pigs, you must have some extras, why not sell them online?]

[Exactly, why not sell? Is it because I have no money?]

[The streamer has me in mind! He must know I’ve spent my salary]

[Just a pumpkin, won’t even sell it to me instead of feeding it to pigs–too much, woo woo woo, please!]

[Wait, isn’t this a pig feeding livestream? Why is the chat so chaotic and not harmonious at all?]

[That’s right! I clicked in by accident–other people’s pig feeding streams are all so peaceful]

[Then you clicked the wrong one, this is an educational stream]

[??? Educational stream? Educating what?]

[Teaching us not to compete with pigs for food…]

[…]

The chat was bustling with activity. Qiaoqiao, with each lift of the knife, mercilessly chopped five or six pumpkins, quieting down the pigs in the pen just a bit.

He finally wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief,

“We have too many pumpkins at home, Seventh Uncle made it for several meals, and we don’t want to eat it anymore…”

Listen, listen! What is he saying?! The chat exploded instantly!

However, Qiaoqiao didn’t look at it at all, and simply said with satisfaction, “Mom originally wanted to sell the pumpkins online, but my older sister said that they’re not good for shipping once cut open, and a whole pumpkin is too heavy, making the shipping cost too expensive… Better forget it and keep them for our own use.”

As he spoke, he began counting on his fingers, “After all, there are fewer vegetables in winter, so we need to prepare for winter. That’s why we dried lots of vegetables, pickled lots of salty vegetables, and Seventh Uncle is also going to make pumpkin cakes and dried pumpkin…”

The barrage of messages went crazy–

[Darn it! Isn’t the shipping fee on us anyway? I don’t mind it, so why do you find it expensive?]

[Exactly, I could just not bother with the free shipping over a thousand!]

[Streamer, I’m willing to pay for the delivery, please send me five pumpkins first, I won’t get tired of eating them]

[Tired of it, woo woo woo… what kind of cruel words are these? Can’t my saliva overwhelm you?]

[Is this really an educational stream and not a pyramid scheme? You all sound so fanatical and disgusting]

[Right, a pumpkin, only fifty cents a pound at the vegetable market, what can’t you buy?]

[It’s eighty cents here]

[You all live in some fairyland; over here, it’s more than three yuan]

[As per usual, these pumpkins won’t go for less than twenty a jin, one pumpkin weighs twenty to thirty jin, so just two pumpkins would qualify for free shipping… I can understand why the host might scoff at expensive shipping costs]

[I don’t understand! You could limit purchases to just one, considering there are so few, there’s hardly enough to compete for]

[I’m dying of laughter! The luckless always have a hard time grabbing goods, never expecting to snag two]

[A pumpkin that’s twenty-one jin, and you still want to fight over it? Man, I’ve walked into a pyramid scheme, I’m reporting this!]

[Report my ghost! Why don’t you go report the sixty-one jin cherries]

[Exactly, it was because of you lot and your fake reports that the host gained so many followers, even grabbing a peach is an ordeal… and you’re still at it?!]

[Get lost, get lost, get lost, I’ll see who reports, and I’ll report you for spreading rumors and slander]

The barrage of comments instantly became heated.

But Qiaoqiao had already buried her head in cutting the pumpkin again.

While digging out the pumpkin’s seeds, she showed them on camera, “Actually, the pumpkin pulp is quite sweet too, see how full and plump the seeds are? Mom said to save them to stir-fry pumpkin seeds.”

After finishing her sentence, she couldn’t help but giggle to herself, “But I love eating sunflower seeds! Big sis said she’d plant a field of sunflowers for me next year, and then I’ll have seeds to eat! Don’t worry, kids, I’ll eat them in front of you all!”

[??? Host, do you even hear what you’re saying?]

[No offense, but with my 3600-degree myopia, I’ve never seen sunflower seeds. I suggest the host send me two jin to try, I’m not fussy, pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds, either is fine]

[The host is really fearless, huh? Talking about reports and still acting all innocent here]

[I’m dying of laughter, what’s there to fear? Our Qiaoqiao never reads the comments.]

[He’s mighty, let him be, the gentle breeze strokes the mountains]

[Only truly strong-minded people can ignore the words of the outside world!]

[Exactly, we’ve trained the host to be truly strong-minded, we were the ones educated]

[I’m dying! He doesn’t read comments because he’s a sis-con, whatever big sis says, he does]

[Someone in the front seems to be cursing haha…]

[Right! I’ve confessed my deep affection so many times, begging for a chance on stream, but he never even looks, completely ignoring me]

So it goes, let him do what he wants, the bright moon shines upon the river, when Qiaoqiao starts chatting, logic goes out the window, her thoughts as unfettered as a steed in the sky; and now she had another idea:

“Right, kids, you’ve got to study hard! Big sis said next year, when it’s time to harvest rice or pick corn, there will be a class reunion, and the studious kids from the live stream will be invited.”

Of course, being studious here definitely didn’t mean academically…

She finished speaking, then sighed with a hint of regret, “Can’t do it this year, though, we grew very little corn, about to pick it all soon.”]

[I am so excited–I’m flipping like a carp–no wait, a seal rolling around! A class reunion?! Is it what I’m thinking?]

[My sis is truly beautiful and kind!!!]

[Don’t randomly claim kinship, she’s clearly my big sis. Qiao Bao, how about I become your second sister, yes?]

[Hey hey hey, focus, focus! Is the class reunion about going to the host’s hometown to eat and drink to our hearts’ content before leaving with a full sack?]

[Goodness gracious, I’m going to buy a truck right now! Using a sack is seriously too stingy!]

[Host, look at me, look at me! The outstanding class rep in the live stream who never misses a session!]

[A class reunion to pick corn? Am I signing up to be the muscle?! I’m willing!!!]

[What picking corn? I can do that, I’ve been in cornfields as a kid, I can review the place.]

[You already have a cornfield and you’re still competing with us?]

[Pity me, grown up in the city, an only child, never worked on a farm in my life, could really use this opportunity to gain some experience–]

[Do you even listen to what you’re saying?]

[Host, notice me! I once accompanied my daughter in labor class to cut wild grass with a small sickle, my experience is quite skilled, can sign contract, I won’t seek compensation from the host if injured]

[Wow, getting competitive, huh? I can sign a contract too!]

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