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Chapter 550 - Chapter 550 550. Sincerity is the ultimate skill_1
Chapter 550: 550. Sincerity is the ultimate skill_1 Chapter 550: 550. Sincerity is the ultimate skill_1 The buzz at the entrance was not a surprise, as someone was indeed causing trouble.
As soon as Qiaoqiao squeezed through, she heard the booming voice of a middle-aged woman shouting with righteous indignation and clarity:
“I’m not wrong! Isn’t this just a scam by a black-hearted tour guide? Let me tell you, I’ve eaten more salt than you have rice, I know what kind of shit he’s going to take just by the way he sticks out his ass! I won’t be fooled, it serves you right to be deceived!”
Qiaoqiao’s footsteps halted in an instant.
The viewers in the live stream were eagerly craning their necks, unable to avoid the direction of the camera. Now they had no choice but to listen intently and watch Qiaoqiao, quickly finding amusement in her pained expression —
[Hahaha although the buffet at 100 is a rip-off, the host is totally worth it]
[I’m dying of laughter, turn the camera around and let me see this lady]
[The lady’s metaphor is not bad, just too vivid… no need to be so graphic…]
[Honestly, does anyone really know what a tour guide’s shit is like?]
[I’m eating here, how can you talk about such topics when the host hasn’t gotten her money’s worth yet!]
[Off-topic, but what this lady says is unpleasant but true, it really is a rip-off, right?]
[Not really, I’ve been here before, Cliff Restaurant really lives up to its name. In peak season, the same dishes cost 168 for a meal here]
[Right, right, right, and you even have to queue up for that 168… because aside from the overpriced instant noodles at the hotel downstairs, there’s nothing else to eat nearby]
[Damn what’s going on, has my CPU been hijacked? Just thinking that I could get my fill for 100 yuan at the cliffside buffet in the scenic spot makes me feel relieved!]
[Not to conceal the truth from the person above, I just came back from the amusement park, where I paid 200 and not only didn’t get full, but also had to stand while holding my plate. Now I’m so envious…]
The conversation was drifting away, showing that modern netizens have quite a knack for self-management on tourism and reflecting on their own experiences.
On the other hand, that girl with her face flushed with rage was also looking furious:
“You think it’s you think, if you don’t want to eat then don’t eat, why speak so nastily! I’m eating my own food, what does it have to do with you all!”
The young girl’s cursing skills were rather subpar, which immediately caused the middle-aged woman’s demeanor to rise in hostility: “Oh, who was I talking about? This morning, just because you have money, you looked down on us for bringing our own food, even sarcastically singing in tune with your man about my family… Tsk, tsk, tsk, now you say it’s none of my business!”
Her eyebrows rose high with an air of provocation: “You have the money, go ahead and eat! I’ll see how tasty you find this hundred-yuan shit!”
What in the world is going on here?
The tour guide caught in the middle wore an expression that pain could no longer mask.
The bullet comments were crowded and non-stop:
[What is this about eating what shit]
[I don’t know what it tastes like, but it sounds explosive]
[Singing in tune as a metaphor for eating shit, what does it mean? Give the full story please]
[I’m dying of laughter! What’s all this about, it’s clearly the older woman feeling mocked by the younger girl earlier, so she’s taking the chance to hit back–]
[Don’t panic, let me straighten this out–]
[Firstly, that woman bumped into the young girl twice before, probably feeling that bringing her own food had been ridiculed by the young girl]
[Waiting for a big shot’s analysis]
[Queueing up to squat and watch]
[Secondly, the woman held onto her resentment, and now with the hundred-yuan seafood buffet, she saw her chance and immediately started mocking, seeking revenge for the earlier slight]
[So the question is, was there really any mockery before?]
[To be fair, her mocking is truly a no-holds-barred disgusting attack…]
Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun lagged behind, surrounded by other onlookers, unable to get to the heart of the story, so anxious ah ah ah!!!
He subconsciously furrowed his brows!
And in the next moment, for some unknown reason, the crowd around them came to a halt; men and women crowding towards the area all paused momentarily. Xin Jun only felt the space around him open up, only to see the onlookers who had gathered to watch the commotion had unexpectedly turned around, and were now tiptoeing past Zhang Yanping with obedience.
Zhang Yanping: …?
His face was darkened with anger, his brows knitted tightly together as if he were suppressing a hundred sandbag-sized fists within his expression. Yet, the words that came out of his mouth were innocently:
“What’s going on? Why has everyone stopped pushing?”
Xin Jun: …
He took a rare step back, studied Zhang Yanping seriously, and finally said thoughtfully:
“If I had known it would be like this… from now on, when lining up for anything, you should be the one in front…”
Zhang Yanping: …?
He didn’t understand.
However, it was Qiaoqiao who always went straight to the heart of the matter, and even without looking at the barrage of comments, she quickly straightened out the story–
She understood!
At this moment, the young girl who had lost the argument was so bewildered, she was about to cry:
“You, are you crazy?! Who mocked you! What does your inferiority complex have to do with us? Now you’re standing here spouting bullshit!”
How could this be acceptable?!
The woman’s neck seemed to be yanked by an invisible hand, and her whole persona suddenly grew more imposing and grand:
“Huh? Young lady, have some shame! This morning at the hotel breakfast, you kept muttering about it being free–what’s wrong, I took a bit more because it’s free? I just let each person in my family take five, six, seven, eight boiled tea eggs, what’s it to you!”
Each person… five, six, seven, eight boiled tea eggs?
Lady, aren’t you feeling choked? This is an island, with an average temperature of 35 degrees; you’re going to eat dry boiled tea eggs under such a big sun?
Yet, the other party clearly didn’t see anything wrong with it and became even more proud and smug:
“When we go on trips, we know how to live. You think everyone is like you, coming out to eat this hundred-buck shit!”
The crowd: …
Although, this kind of sweeping statement had made everyone unhappy.
At this moment, not to mention the baffled young girl, even Teacher Qiao had to think for a while before he reacted, “Auntie, are you really going to eat that many boiled tea eggs? Won’t it make you fart and burp and smell bad? Do you drink water too?”
“Auntie, the hotel’s breakfast is 38 per portion, everyone helps themselves, it’s not shit! Did you eat too much of the 38-one and now you’re feeling uncomfortable and aggrieved?”
His expression was genuinely earnest:
“It doesn’t matter whether you eat the hundred-buck one or not, Auntie, just don’t eat too much shit… Ah, sorry, I mean don’t eat too much and get a stomachache.”
All around, there was silence.
Moments later, someone at the scene suddenly snorted a laugh, and then it turned into a wave of laughter all around.
The unattended barrage of comments drifted past with a line: [Indeed, sincerity is the ultimate move!]
[Ultimate move +1]
[38’s shit… sorry Auntie, I mean don’t eat too much ha-ha-ha the host is going to make me die of laughter]
[Teacher Qiaoqiao, you’re really good at educating!]
The tour guide’s tense expression finally eased. Just as he was wiping his sweat off, he saw the infuriated woman suddenly lunge at him, flinging the plastic bag in her hand at his face!
“Ah!”
The guide instinctively raised his arm to block, only to feel a sharp pain in his arm, then he saw a burly, scowling man next to him also raise his arm in defense–
“You dare to hit people?!”
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