Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 489 - Chapter 489 489. The sight of cutting leeks is really ugly_1

Chapter 489: 489. The sight of cutting leeks is really ugly_1 Chapter 489: 489. The sight of cutting leeks is really ugly_1 Qiaoqiao said she would eat for everyone to see, and she did exactly that.

As soon as the live broadcast camera was set up, she stood there and, with a “crunch,” bit off the tip of the Eagle Beak Peach.

At that moment, everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

[Damn it, she’s really eating it in front of us!]

[I don’t care, I want to eat the tip!]

[She doesn’t care about me at all, otherwise she wouldn’t eat it all by herself.]

[Is this kind of green peach really that tasty? I don’t believe it unless the streamer sends me one to try.]

However, no matter how much the viewers protested in the comments, Qiaoqiao couldn’t see them. She just kept on crunching, one bite after another.

Those who were close could even hear the sound of her chewing–after all, the tiny pickup microphone that Zhang Yanping had clipped to her collar was purchased at great cost, a whole 1000 yuan!

While eating, Qiaoqiao also took the time to educate everyone:

“Kids, the Eagle Beak Peaches from home are super, super delicious; Qiaoqiao has never tasted anything so good! But don’t eat too many at once and then drink hot water, you’ll get diarrhea.”

When she said this, she recalled the noon incident and couldn’t help but look sympathetic.

“Today, two uncle inspectors ate too many peaches and drank hot tea afterward. They spent a long time in the restroom. It was only after Doctor Guo from our village prescribed medicine that they felt better…”

If it weren’t for this, the visitors wouldn’t have opted to buy the Three-no Pills.

Of course, after they managed to prevent diarrhea, they were held up by Song Tan who was signing contracts and collecting payments, but they couldn’t resist and munched on three corn cobs. Without paying attention, they also ate another peach…

Honestly, they profited from that experience.

In the end, because their stomachs really shouldn’t be mistreated like that, they reluctantly stopped eating.

[I don’t understand, how many peaches and how much hot water must one consume to get diarrhea?]

[That peach looks quite big, isn’t it filling?]

[You guys still have the mood to consider this; all I want to say is that the peach the streamer is eating looks really good.]

[No shit, when has anything from the streamer’s home not been tasty?]

[Post the link! Post the link!]

And Mr. Qian, who had just come up the mountain and witnessed everything: …

He asked Zhang Yanping with a complex expression, “Is this how you guys always warm up the room for the broadcast?”

Zhang Yanping also looked back confusedly, “How else should we do it? Qiaoqiao was eating peaches for them to see.”

Mr. Qian had seen live broadcasts before, but they were mostly of beautiful girls calling their viewers ‘big brother.’ Now he felt a little unsure. He thought Zhang Yanping’s rhetorical question was because he didn’t understand the rules of a proper streaming room and that this was how you were supposed to build hype…

So, he cautiously counter-asked, “Shouldn’t there be a giveaway? Like drawing a few boxes to give to the fans?”

Zhang Yanping’s look became complicated.

He hesitated before answering Mr. Qian, “If you really want to give something away, it’s not impossible. But the peaches are 55 yuan per half kilogram…”

Mr. Qian shivered all over!

“That’s right! Qiaoqiao has personally eaten for them to see, so is there any need for a giveaway? No giveaway!”

He had already discussed with everyone how to sell these peaches.

A box of 5 kilograms was too much; they needed premium boxes, with 4 peaches per box, perhaps something like a ‘Supreme Gift Box’ for 488 yuan.

Of course, he wasn’t responsible for the end sales, but to push these products out, he now had to get in touch with his partners. After hearing his unique praises and the price of the peaches, they naturally came up with the marketing strategy.

Luckily, they already had the small boxes in stock.

At this moment, the peaches covering the hills in Mr. Qian’s eyes were no longer a last stand, but a shining Cornucopia of gold.

By now, Qiaoqiao had neatly finished the peach and wiped her hands.

“It was so, so delicious!” she said with a touch of reluctance.

“It’s crunchy, sweet, and refreshing. If I hadn’t eaten corn at noon and wasn’t so full, I’d want to eat another one right now.”

“Kids, do you know what it tastes like now?”

[He really moved me, even after eating a peach, he hasn’t forgotten his initial intention.]

[Thank you, “crisp, refreshing, and sweet,” I know nothing at all]

[The host’s mouth is my mouth! I don’t care, it’s simply delicious]

[Does he really think I would know?]

[Honey, we’re not yet on the same wavelength to that extent]

[Foolish mortals! This is telepathy, telepathy!]

[Nonsense, this is clearly holographic technology, taste sharing]

The bullet comments, now accustomed to being ignored and overlooked, delighted in playing with memes, creating a jolly atmosphere.

Meanwhile, Qiaoqiao had already picked up the stand and began to carefully move about in the Peach Forest:

“Look, this is our Peach Garden.”

“Sister says the trees are still small this year, but next year they’ll be big.”

“The aunties and uncles from the village are helping us to pick. One uncle has already contracted half of the peaches, so sister said there aren’t many left, which means we’ll be casual about selling the peaches today.”

“Does everyone know how to pick peaches? Teacher Qiaoqiao will teach you–just hold the peach like this and gently twist–”

Having previously taught everyone complex farmwork such as rice harvesting and sorghum cutting, picking peaches was simple for Qiaoqiao to teach, done so with ease and nonchalance.

And so, the pricing was even more casual.

“Peaches for 80 yuan per pound, postage included with a five-pound purchase. But because these pointy parts are so hard to protect, if they break off, my sister says there are no refunds!”

Oh boy, oh boy!

The bullet comments fell silent.

After a long pause, someone finally blurted out two words–

[Holy shit!]

[I mean, I knew this place was expensive, but I never thought peaches could skyrocket to 80 yuan a pound]

[80 bucks a pound? Would that get me two peaches?]

[Can’t afford them, can’t afford them]

[They’re out of my league.]

[The host’s way of fleecing customers is just too ugly!]

[I’m dying, what kind of peach costs 80 yuan a pound! I don’t even splurge on cherries that cost 80!]

[I bought three pounds of blueberries this spring for just over 200, and now 80 a pound for some domestic crispy peaches? They must be mad]

[The host has only a little over 30,000 followers and is already playing the part of the scammer?]

[If you don’t want to buy, don’t. The host isn’t forcing you]

[I’m different. As long as I watch the host’s livestream, I sleep so well. I’m buying!]

[To the one in front, being rich enough to be a bootlicker is your problem. As for this ‘IQ tax’ peach at 80 a pound, I’m definitely not buying.]

[What’s the use of saying this here? Does the host understand anything? Isn’t he just parroting what his family taught him?]

[I don’t care! I just like the host! It’s only 80 yuan a pound, bring me two boxes! I’m placing an order right now!]

[Even though I know the host doesn’t understand anything, watching him rise to fame and be treated like a cash cow still upsets me]

[Sigh, his family is just too greedy]

[Hold on, when has anything from the host’s home been subpar?]

[Exactly! You get what you pay for, I’m going to buy!]

[I received the cooling mat I bought a few days ago, and I can only say, it’s a super deal at 999, I’m getting one for every family member!]

The bullet comments quickly descended into chaos.

Qiaoqiao, however, was oblivious to the uproar in the bullet comments, steadily holding the stand while showing his audience the various peaches in the Peach Forest.

Large and small, green and red…

In his eyes, this was pure happiness!