Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 371 - Chapter 371 371. What does it have to do with me_1

Chapter 371: 371. What does it have to do with me_1 Chapter 371: 371. What does it have to do with me_1 Song Tan stood in the yard, making room for Big White’s lively tumbling while casually stroking King’s furry head, her expression was one of utter contentment–

“Right side–left side–legs, legs, legs–oh my, Granny Zhou, why don’t you listen! I warned you, and you just wouldn’t dodge… Look! Ouch! Got nipped again, didn’t you!”

She said this languidly, but Granny Zhou was fuming mad–Was that supposed to be a warning? The goose’s beak was quicker than your voice!

“What a crappy warning! I… I’ll sue… sue the court…” she cursed breathlessly–She had dirtier, more unpleasant words to say, but she was so out of breath, she couldn’t utter another line.

Song Tan’s face was the picture of innocence:

“Look at you, at your age, how can you speak like that? If the goose doesn’t like you, what’s that got to do with me? With those little scratches on you, you wouldn’t even qualify for a minor injury at the hospital, go ahead and sue if you want to!”

Right?

Granny Zhou looked down–indeed, it was just a bit red! The goose must be possessed!

She was close to dying from anger!

And what made her even angrier were Song Tan’s words:

“Moreover, this goose isn’t mine, it belongs to my grandpa. With his old age, even if the police come or you sue in court, wouldn’t they just mediate the issue?”

“Granny Zhou, please bear with it a little. I think Big White quite likes you. Don’t worry, it knows its limits. It won’t bite too hard.”

Goodness gracious!

Granny Zhou was almost fuming from her seven orifices at these words!

She turned around and, seeing Big White leap up, she endured the pain and fished out a hoe, swinging it fiercely towards Big White!

But how could an old lady like her hit the nimble and quick Big White of today?

Big White dodged to the side, then with a “gah,” its eyes flashed fiercely!

When it lowered its head again, its short wings flapping, it suddenly jumped, latching onto the inside of Granny Zhou’s arm!

“Ow–”

“Clang!”

The hoe fell to the ground, the handle–passed down for years from the old elm–smacked right onto her foot…

This time, Granny Zhou really started crying from the pain.

“Oh my!”

Song Youde and Wang Lifan were in the main room, hearing the commotion and then seeing Big White’s wild prancing, they couldn’t help but click their tongues in wonder:

“We’ve raised Big White for quite a few years; how come we never realized it’s so clever? Even knows not to bite too hard!”

In the main room, everyone clicked their tongues in surprise.

Song Tan had never underestimated Big White’s smarts. Just by seeing how it nipped people regularly–facing the irritating Sun Shouping, it would bite first and not let go, yet without exerting too much force, clearly aiming to frighten him.

Just by hearing Zhang Yanping describe how Sun Shouping was alright after walking a few steps, it was clear how gentle the nips were.

But facing Granny Zhou, this hunched-over old lady, it would nip repeatedly, frequently, yet also not too harshly.

It could well be called a master of restraint.

Only… it targeted those sensitive spots, the inner thighs, the inner sides of the arms, areas which are certainly tender and delicate for men, women, the elderly, and children alike.

Just a light nibble…

Now, isn’t Granny Zhou crying for her parents?

Not to mention, in the heat of midday, such an incident was quite cooling.

…

At this moment, Granny Zhou couldn’t help but squat down, her body aching all over, even below her split shirt, where several red marks had been viciously twisted onto her frail stomach.

And what hurt even more was her foot.

The hoe was heavy, and when it slammed down, it happened to hit the protruding bone, rendering her unable to even let out a wail for a while.

It was a good while before she truly began to cry:

“My foot, my bone!”

Inside the main room, Wu Lan began to worry, “This better not have actually broken her bone, or she’ll make a scene again… I’d rather throw my money into the water and listen to the splash than give her the satisfaction!”

Isn’t that the truth!

However, when Song Tan peeked at the scene–as I mentioned before, the old grandma probably doesn’t feel pain due to her lack of manners–so she’s always strong, healthy, and has a hearty appetite. Sure enough, even her bones are pretty sturdy.

“It’s okay,” she reassured, “You grabbed the hoe yourself, your hand slipped, you gave yourself a huge bump, but at least it didn’t break any bones. You’re fine.”

At these words, the old lady Zhou felt even more upset.

But Big White, whether he understood or not, targeted old lady Zhou’s behind and fiercely bit and twisted it!

Good grief! Old lady Zhou jumped up like a shot monkey and then, clutching her buttock, frantically rushed out the door!

“Don’t go!”

Song Tan even took a few proactive steps in pursuit, “Why are you running so fast? Don’t trip. I’m waiting for you to sue me–”

Behind her, Big White, aroused by the prospect of joining the chase, let out a mad “Goose Goose Goose” squawk and then, with head down and slapping his feet, charged onto the cement path!

Old lady Zhou trembled all over, limping and running even more quickly.

Seeing her fleeing figure, Song Tan knew that the old granny would definitely avoid walking past her door and probably shun the mountain behind her house, too.

However…

Thinking it over, she flicked her wrist slightly and a thread of Spiritual Energy was swiftly propelled out. It then chased after and caught up with old lady Zhou in the blink of an eye.

The next moment, old lady Zhou felt a cool sensation on her skin, as if she could feel the friction of the old fabric itself.

As a result, the fiery pain on her skin became even more unbearable!

She couldn’t help it any longer, shedding old tears while increasing her speed, her woeful cries intensifying.

Back in the courtyard, Song Tan was quite satisfied.

Returning to her old home, though the accumulation of Spiritual Energy was slow, its continuous use made her control over it even better than before.

This tiny thread of Spiritual Energy, incapable of nourishing the body or strengthening the blood and qi, was purely meant to heighten old lady Zhou’s sense of pain…

Excellent, excellent!

She fetched a watermelon from the side room and, with a punch, split it neatly into two almost equal halves.

When Big White returned, swaggeringly triumphant, she promptly offered him one half to share with the King:

“Eat! This big piece is all yours. Today we will only eat the flesh; pigs can have the rind!”

“Aww, our Big White is truly amazing! So awesome… What would this family do without you…”

Big White stood there, his neck stiffening for a moment.

So, his owner, who usually only swung him around by his neck, actually had moments of praising him?

Although he didn’t quite understand, he could feel the genuine sentiment!

At that moment, he raised his neck high, letting out an insolent goose cry, then violently pecked down, seizing the sweetest part of the watermelon’s red flesh.

In no time, a goose and a dog were munching away merrily!

Meanwhile, in the main room, everyone compared looks and finally burst into a mischievous laughter, no less peculiar than Big White’s ecstatic gaggles.

What an entertaining spectacle!

Even Wu Lan and Wang Lifan couldn’t help but laugh heartily, “After all these years, it’s satisfying to finally see old lady Zhou take a loss–it was so gratifying to watch!”

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