Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 323 - Chapter 323 323. Laughter is all over the live broadcast

Chapter 323: 323. Laughter is all over the live broadcast room_1 Chapter 323: 323. Laughter is all over the live broadcast room_1 In the livestream, snickers filled the room.

[This dog is no good]

[Exactly! Just some chili peppers. Let me at them with my South Lake prowess.]

[South Lake? Wait till you see what West River can do.]

At this point, Qibao lifted its head out of the water once more with a hiss. Its long tongue hung out in the wind, trying to let the cool breeze take away the spicy sting.

Sun Shouping watched from beginning to end, now feeling utterly incredulous.

Let’s not mention how gluttonous the dog was, but this ability to understand commands, why was it so hard to teach?

When others sent their dogs for training, it could cost several thousand for a month, but in Song Tan’s hands, it seemed like there were no barriers to communication at all. Is this even scientific?

This is just preposterous!

And just then, it seemed like Qibao had somewhat recovered.

It shook its head, and then continued lying on the ground, barking and cursing furiously at the pile of vomited chili pepper pieces.

Just when Zhang Yanping was about to turn the camera away, Qibao hesitated, took a step forward, then two steps back.

Then another step forward, followed by retreat… Finally, it dashed forward swiftly, and with a gulp, re-consumed the pile of red chili pepper pieces!

Everyone: !!!

Barrage: …

At this moment, it was hard to tell which was quieter, the vegetable patch or the livestream.

Zhang Yanping was so shocked he even forgot to follow with the camera, fortunately, as Qibao ran off, it was captured by the phone’s lens.

He said in disbelief, “Is your dog an idiot or something?”

“Nonsense.”

Song Tan immediately refuted, “How could Qibao be an idiot? It’s just not that smart, that’s all.”

Barrage: …

[Hahahahaha]

[Not that smart]

[Redefining intelligence]

[What’s wrong with fixing a doggy screw? It was the chili pepper that started it.]

[I don’t know about the dog being dumb, but that chili pepper must taste exceptionally good.]

Indeed, from afar, Qibao once again vomited the peppers, then skillfully dashed to the water’s edge, and gurgled…

This time it was wiser, not really drinking the water, just dipping its mouth in and blowing bubbles.

After watching for a while, people saw it dash out again, and then repeat the previous process–advance, retreat, curse, and swallow.

It made Song Tan laugh out of exasperation!

“Qibao, you can’t eat that, do you hear me?”

Qibao’s sprinting came to an abrupt halt.

It looked at Song Tan, whining, then hesitantly gazed at the pile of red chilies, and at that moment, a long drool actually dripped from the side of its mouth.

This time, the camera captured it perfectly.

After a brief silence in the livestream, the frantic commenting resumed–

[The little doggy has pride, but it can’t go online]

[Is it drooling because it’s spicy or because it’s greedy?]

[Why does it love the thrill so much?]

[Post the link, I need to eat these peppers today!]

[It’s just some peppers, right? Air ship them to me.]

[Streamer, you’ve got 15,000 viewers, post the link, start selling!]

It was just a coincidence that newcomers attracted by the small recommendation stumbled in:…

[Is it trendy now to rush the streamers to spend their own money?]

Zhang Yanping showed her the bullet comments, but Song Tan just laughed naively. The camera didn’t capture her face, but her voice was recorded:

“Sorry everyone.”

“Our chili pepper yield isn’t high, and with today’s heat, shipping is quite expensive, so let’s not waste everyone’s money.”

Yield isn’t high?

Good grief, do they think we didn’t see those plump chilis hanging on the trees?

[It’s hot today, so shipping with ice, no problem.]

[Shipping’s quite expensive… tell us, Peach Treasure Shop owner, which shipping isn’t expensive in your store?]

[Damn! I want to know the streamer’s address now, why can’t we outsiders get a taste]

Zhang Yanping seemed a bit regretful as she mouthed silently: Really not selling?

Song Tan smiled and shook her head.

Then she called Qiaoqiao, “Let’s go, it’s time to go back and prepare lunch.”

Selling chilis simply is easy, but why bother with packing them up one pound at a time? It would be much more convenient to just give them to the vegetable dealer Old Zhao.

As for the extra chilis… dry the ones to be dried and pickle the ones to be pickled, and the rest, we’ll see how tasty the Seventh Uncle’s green pepper and beef sauce turns out.

Sun Shouping followed numbly behind everyone, and when he passed by Qibao, he saw it still longingly staring at the unfinished pile of chili scraps and couldn’t help but pause in his steps.

For a moment, he even wanted to taste how good it was; look how spicy it made the dog, yet it couldn’t help itself!

However, once he snapped back to reality, he vehemently cursed himself–for there was a feast at noon, no need for the dog’s leftovers!

Then he quickly caught up, quietly approached Song Tan to discuss:

“If you want to breed these dogs, do you mind if I post their photos and videos in my group?”

He spoke frankly, “Because some dogs with good features aren’t in my kennel, they all have their own owners. But you can trust my reputation here as a guarantee, if someone’s interested, they will definitely bring them over for breeding.”

“Sure,” Song Tan agreed but emphasized, “I don’t know if they’re in heat or if they want to find boyfriends or girlfriends. If you bring them over and these dogs aren’t interested, I’m not covering any of the expenses in-between.”

“Of course!”

Sun Shouping promised earnestly, “Maybe they spend too much energy here every day, so it doesn’t show.”

“Wait until I bring over a few prime dogs, they’re sure to hit it off.”

Such smart dogs, honestly, if it weren’t for the fact that those few local dogs were too small, he would have even made arrangements for them too!

Don’t think that local dogs are worthless; those with good features can still fetch a good price in the eyes of someone who knows their stuff.

With this in mind, he quickly stepped back a few paces, greeted Zhang Yanping, then took out his phone to start filming again.

…

Meanwhile, Song Tan and Zhang Yanping were leading Qiaoqiao back home.

The live stream camera followed Qiaoqiao back to the stove, so no need for everyone to worry.

And Secretary Xiaozu was already eagerly waiting in the corridor, holding a cup of greenish tea.

In the sweltering heat, she was sweating profusely, yet she still held the cup without wanting to let go, simply intoxicated by the fragrance.

By her side, Song Youde was full of enthusiasm, “It’s hot, want me to make you a cup of honey water?”

“No need.” Secretary Xiaozu wore a face of familiarity,

“Grandpa, we’re all family here, no need for formalities. I’ll join you at noon…” She paused halfway through her sentence and then changed her tune, “I can’t drink in the afternoon because I have things to do. I’ll have tea instead of alcohol at noon, and we grandparent and grandchild can drink a few more cups together!”

“Alright,” Song Youde chuckled, feeling that this far-flung granddaughter had somehow hit the right spot with him!

Yes, Maotai did too.

Song Tan had gotten used to Zhu Jun coming over for meals, and considering that it was rare to have another girl in the village who could keep up with her thoughts, she also sat down with them:

“Secretary Xiaozu, the chilis in my field are ripe. What do you think about me making and selling chili sauce or green pepper and beef sauce?”