Her Cultivation Diary
Chapter 244 - Chapter 244 244.【Please Do Not Eat While Reading This

Chapter 244: 244.[(Please Do Not Eat While Reading This Chapter)] _1 Chapter 244: 244.[(Please Do Not Eat While Reading This Chapter)] _1 She had asked for updates at eight in the morning, and it wasn’t until nine that Song Tan finally sent a group buying link.

Huo Xueying could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Her colleagues’ anxious eyes had been urging her quite a few times, and without saying anything else, she directly forwarded the link to the internal chat group where the boss wasn’t present.

Sitting next to her was 38-year-old Sister Lan, a seasoned veteran in the workplace who was always finding ways to slack off. The first to click the link, she secretly thought:

I’ll buy five bottles right off the bat!

One for me, one for my in-laws, one for my child, and one for each of my parents.

As for the husband… Psh, men, chewing on peonies. They don’t deserve such good stuff. He’s modest and doesn’t like to drink it.

Her abacus beads clacking, she clicked on the link and was dumbfounded–

“A thousand bucks?!!!”

What the hell? How could it be so outrageously priced!

Could there be some coupon or something?

Lan couldn’t believe what she was seeing, exiting and clicking again, exiting and clicking again… It was only after this that she finally despairingly realized: the honey was indeed priced at a thousand yuan!

And during this process of clicking in and out, she even saw tea priced at ten thousand yuan per unit and cilantro, Chinese mustard, green onions, and garlic for twenty yuan for 300 grams below…

Tell me if that price isn’t ridiculous!

Agricultural products are now daring to ask for such high prices!

Just local honey, after all. That Black Cliff Honey, which people get by hanging from ropes and cutting off cliffs, only sells for two to three hundred! And that’s what imported ones cost too.

A thousand?

Might as well go rob a bank.

She saw it, and the rest of the office saw it as well.

The chubby colleague next door stealthily approached Huo Xueying:

“Huo Xueying, could you ask Song Tan if there’s some discount we’re missing or something? This price is just too ridiculous.”

Logically speaking, as a grown man, his need for beauty and skincare wasn’t that high, and his desire for honey shouldn’t be so intense.

But who told him to sit in the office all day, where out of ten people nine have hemorrhoids, and he’s one of those nine.

Not just hemorrhoids, because of spleen and liver imbalance, he often suffered from constipation.

The feeling of having a distended stomach, turning purple from straining in the bathroom, and still not being able to go – only those who’ve experienced it know.

Bad breath also followed due to the spleen and stomach issues, to the point where his own kids would disdain him when he spoke…

These problems might not be fatal, but they certainly tormented him!

Yesterday, out of the desire to support his colleague, Huo Xueying scooped out a generous spoonful of honey into his cup with a takeout spoon, and he didn’t stop her.

Last night he didn’t feel much different, but this morning–

Hey!

At six o’clock, his stomach began to ache.

When he painfully and familiarly grabbed the enema to head to the toilet, he found that this so-called cycle of life no longer posed any resistance!

Like a river rushing to the sea, swift and unblocked.

His once clogged intestines felt as if they were scoured by a flood, to the point where he had to repeatedly press the flush button, fearing it would overflow the toilet…

Smooth?

Smooth.

Comfortable?

Comfortable.

What’s a day in paradise like? This was it!

When he came out of the restroom, he felt light as a feather, as if he could take flight at any moment.

Therefore, although his voice wasn’t typically loud in the office, his need for this honey was an absolute must-have.

But the price was truly beyond his expectations.

“Ah?”

Huo Xueying still had a bit of work left in her hands and hadn’t looked at it till now.

At this moment, she instinctively opened the link, and the screen displayed today’s special limited supply of 300 pounds of small bok choy.

[20 yuan/500g, shipping fees not included.]

???

Little Huo Xueying, big question marks.

Never mind if twenty yuan per half kilo of bok choy is reasonable or not, but the fact that shipping isn’t included… isn’t that basically stopping people from buying?

How can that be!

But even more outrageous was the current display showing [158 portions sold].

Scrolling down further, there weren’t many products listed. The page wasn’t even full when the second-to-last ranked honey appeared.

The display read [1000/500g, 6 sold, 14 in stock].

??!!

The price of one thousand yuan truly astonished Huo Xueying.

She remembered the half jar of honey at home and the feeling of bleeding inside returned.

Looking around at her colleagues who all seemed anxious, she couldn’t help but remember what Song Tan had told her…

After thinking for a bit, she somehow felt like it made perfect sense.

“Are you saying, this honey isn’t worth a thousand?”

As soon as she said that, the office fell into a creepy silence for a moment.

Then Sister Lan broke the silence with a somewhat unnatural expression, “Well, the honey does have its effects… but how can it be sold for one thousand?”

Huo Xueying subconsciously touched her cheek.

“Why not, a jar of Lamer cream costs several thousand and it doesn’t even have the effect that this has on my face.”

“How can you compare the two?” Although the change in Sister Lan’s face wasn’t very conspicuous, mainly comfortable from what she drank, “After all, that’s a top brand.”

Huo Xueying nodded, “That’s true. In that case, Sister Lan, this honey is quite expensive, you better not buy it.”

“I think Tantan’s products are selling well without our help, let’s live within our means.”

She casually refreshed the page only to see that the honey’s stock of 14 had quickly changed to 9.

!!!

Honestly speaking, Huo Xueying did recognize the effects, but she hadn’t expected everyone to pay up so readily–

At this moment, she looked around, “Who bought it?”

However, everyone eyed each other, expressing skepticism about the price.

Only the chubby guy raised his hand:

“I bought a bottle.”

Little did they know, in another city, a small group of clients who had shopped online for Song Tan’s wild vegetables and bamboo shoots introduced through relatives were–

Rainbow Plaza, Yunduo Square Dance Team.

The square dance aunties who had arranged a professional videographer to shoot their dance videos, influenced by a wealthy sister boasting about the honey’s effects, were now slashing their pensions significantly to possibly slim down their bellies and feel lighter on their feet.

Of course, at this moment, what appeared before everyone was that the shop’s sales seemed as if they were self-purchasing.

With every refresh, there were changes.

That’s quite absurd, are people really willing to spend like this?

In the office, as everyone looked at each other, they thought if the cream had this effect, they might grit their teeth and splurge.

But honey…

Only the chubby guy felt secure at this moment–say no more, with the honey on hand, he wouldn’t have to deal with enemas daily, right?

Huo Xueying was keenly aware of everyone’s hesitancy, and she mumbled to herself: Such an expensive gift sent over, Tantan is really nice!

But having given away half a jar already, the least she could do was to help bring in some sales, right?

Yet looking at everyone’s expressions, they all seemed somewhat unwilling…

She felt conflicted and her finger subconsciously continued to pull down to refresh the page…

???!!!

Why has the honey page turned gray!!!

Meanwhile, in distant Imperial City, Lun Chuan looked at the group buy link and the 9 jars of honey and 30 kilos of various vegetables he had just ordered, and he breathed a huge sigh of relief.