Help! My Moms Are Overpowered Tyrants, and I’m Stuck as Their Baby!
Chapter 205: The Case of the Disappearing Homework

Chapter 205: The Case of the Disappearing Homework 

If anyone tells you that magical academies are all intrigue and destiny, ignore them. Most days, they’re about missing socks, runaway homework, and the sort of gossip that could power the city for a week if only anyone could bottle it.

The morning after the secret garden, I woke to the soft, unpromising smell of toast and panic. Mara was at the foot of my bed, clutching a stack of papers like a drowning witch with a raft made of spelling tests. She had that wild, slightly deranged look usually reserved for exam week or catastrophic potions accidents.

“Zari,” she whispered, shaking my shoulder urgently, “something terrible has happened.”

My first thought was, “Not the hedgehogs again.” My second was, “Please let it be something I can solve with breakfast.”

Riven tumbled in after her, sporting two mismatched slippers and a guilty expression. “We need a team meeting. And coffee. And possibly diplomatic immunity.”

Velka, as ever, materialized in the doorway with an arched eyebrow and an aura of dangerous competence. “If this is about the sock-eating poltergeist, I already left it a peace offering.”

Mara thrust the stack of papers at me. “All our homework. Gone. Vanished. Stolen right out of my bag.”

I blinked, still foggy with sleep and leftover dreams of silver trees. “You mean you forgot it?”

She looked mortally offended. “Excuse me? I am many things, Elyzara, but I have never ” She stopped, eyes narrowing. “Well, not since last month. But this is different! Every student is missing at least one assignment, and the only clues are these little notes.” She produced a crumpled, perfumed scrap of paper.

I unfolded it. The writing shimmered and rearranged itself as I squinted:If you want your essays back, follow the trail of socks. No teachers. No toads. Sincerely, The Phantom of the Laundry Room.

I stared at it. “This feels… pointed.”

Riven scratched his head. “Who’d want homework? Most students try to make it disappear, not recover it.”

Mara threw up her hands. “It’s a conspiracy. Or a cry for help from the Laundry Gnomes.”

Velka snorted. “If it is, at least they have style. I admire any saboteur with a sense of occasion.”

I sighed, grabbing my robe and the most intimidating hairbrush I owned. “All right, team. Operation: Sock Sleuth begins. If we’re caught, we blame it on a misfired summoning spell.”

We ventured forth, following the cryptic trail of mismatched socks. They wound through the breakfast hall (where a group of first-years was trying to bribe a portrait to do their homework), past the Potion Labs (where a frog in a mortarboard offered unsolicited life advice), and down into the musty underbelly of the academy.

The Laundry Room—rarely visited by anyone but the most desperate was a cavernous, steaming labyrinth of churning cauldrons, magical mops, and the unmistakable stench of wet wool. Socks dangled like pennants from every rafter.

Velka sniffed the air. “Reminds me of my aunt’s crypt. Only with more lost property.”

A mysterious figure awaited us at the far end: cloaked, sock-covered, and flanked by a battalion of enchanted brooms.

Mara gasped. “It’s the Phantom!”

The Phantom bowed, socks flapping like banners. “Welcome, seekers. I have gathered your homework, not out of malice, but out of necessity. The laundry spirits demand tribute.”

Riven peered at the Phantom’s feet. “Are those my slippers?”

The Phantom hesitated. “Possibly. They’re very comfortable.”

I stepped forward, channelling the sternest princess-voice I could muster. “Why did you take the assignments?”

The Phantom gestured dramatically. “Do you know what it’s like, washing sock after sock for students who never thank you? Essays stuffed with crumbs, potion stains, and forbidden charms? The spirits are angry. They want gratitude. And better snacks.”

Mara brightened. “We could organize an offering! A laundry festival! Free biscuits for every magical mop!”

Velka nodded, warming to the idea. “And an amnesty for all missing socks, provided the essays are returned.”

The Phantom pondered, then nodded regally. “Very well. Return with cookies and a song of thanks, and your homework shall be restored.”

Riven groaned. “I knew this would end in a musical number.”

So, that’s how we ended up performing a spontaneous ballad (Mara on spoons, Velka deadpan harmonies, Riven dancing with a mop) to a roomful of sentient laundry. The brooms clapped, the socks swayed in time, and miraculously our homework reappeared in neat piles.

Later, back in the common room, Mara distributed apology cookies to every poltergeist, portrait, and gnome within earshot. Riven tried to convince the frog to become his study partner. Velka sidled up beside me, lips quirking.

“You do realize,” she murmured, “we just solved a magical crime wave by singing to cleaning equipment?”

I grinned, giddy with relief and exhaustion. “If being a leader means making a fool of myself for peace, I’m ready.”

Velka leaned closer, her voice pitched low so only I could hear. “You know, Zari, not even legendary vampire dynasties have a ballad about defeating laundry spirits. I’d say you’re rewriting history.”

“If my parents ever find out about this,” I whispered back, “they’ll add it to the list of reasons I should be homeschooled on a remote island. One without socks.”

She snorted—a warm, huffing sound that made my stomach flutter. “Rebellion by sock. I’d like to see them write laws against that.”

Our friends collapsed in an exhausted heap around us, Mara somehow ending up with a mop for a pillow, Riven peeling off his newly liberated slippers and checking them for hexes. Mara looked content, humming tunelessly as she passed around apology cookies to a stray laundry gnome who’d wandered up from the depths, blinking sleepily.

Riven groaned. “If anyone asks, we were practicing for the school musical. About… cleaning. And community spirit.”

“Solid,” I said, deadpan. “And if the Headmistress asks, we’ll say it was an advanced exercise in magical conflict resolution.”

“Someone should write that on the syllabus,” Mara yawned. “Unit Three: The Ethics of Sock-Based Diplomacy.”

A peaceful lull settled over the common room, broken only by the gentle snores of a portrait who’d fallen asleep halfway through our performance. For a moment, nothing hurt. There were no revolutions, no threats from outside, no pressing reminders that I was supposed to be the next great something. Just the sweet exhaustion that came from doing something completely ridiculous, and somehow making the world better for it.

Velka’s fingers brushed mine—just a light touch, a promise that I wasn’t alone in this. She studied me, her sharp eyes softening. “Do you realize how far you’ve come? When we first met, you’d have hexed the Phantom and declared a national emergency. Now you’re making peace treaties with cleaning equipment.”

I smiled, a little embarrassed but proud too. “You’re not wrong. Maybe I’m learning from the best.”

Mara, half-asleep, mumbled, “We’re all doomed if the brooms ever unionize.”

Riven rolled his eyes. “Not if they get cookies.”

The fireplace crackled. Outside, the sky had faded to that lovely not-quite-evening blue. I felt the tension in my shoulders begin to melt, replaced by a glow that had nothing to do with magic.

It was then the system nudged into my thoughts, unexpectedly gentle. [You handled that well. Not every ruler learns that a kingdom of socks and spoons matters as much as one of crowns and armies.]

I nearly laughed aloud. “Did you hear that?” I whispered to Velka. She shook her head, bemused, and I shrugged, letting the compliment settle. For once, it felt almost deserved.

The door burst open, admitting a small, flustered first-year trailed by three hedgehogs wearing tiny campaign ribbons. “Excuse me, Princess Elyzara,” the student piped up, “the enchanted spoons are refusing to wash anything that isn’t a commemorative mug. And the portraits have started chanting for bedtime stories.”

I blinked, torn between exasperation and helpless laughter. “Let’s add ‘Spoon Uprising’ to the agenda, shall we?”

Mara sat up, already energized by the promise of fresh nonsense. “I’ll draft a speech.”

Riven groaned into his hands, but his eyes sparkled. “Someone hide the ladles this time.”

Velka pressed her forehead to mine, whispering, “Do you ever regret being the one everyone calls when magic gets weird?”

“Every single day,” I replied honestly. “But I’d regret it more if I wasn’t.”

We rose together, gathering our tired, giggling team. As we walked toward the kitchens to mediate with sentient silverware, Mara started humming again, a nonsense tune that Velka soon joined in, their voices weaving between laughter and melody. Even Riven, reluctant as ever, began to snap his fingers along.

There are worse things than being the leader of a school where the biggest rebellion sometimes comes from socks, spoons, or hedgehogs. There’s a kind of glory in it, too a reminder that small, silly things matter. That peace is built not only in grand gestures, but also in apologies, cookies, and the patience to listen when even the enchanted spoons demand their day.

As the last light of day spilled through the castle windows, I let myself hope really hope that maybe, just maybe, we could change more than our little school.