Happy Little Farmer
Chapter 65 - 65 65 Forcibly Deceiving Through the Checkpoint

65: Chapter 65: Forcibly Deceiving Through the Checkpoint 65: Chapter 65: Forcibly Deceiving Through the Checkpoint Facing his sister-in-law’s sharp questioning, Yang Fan still acted confused, asking blankly, “Sister-in-law, what did I do?”

At this time, it was definitely not something he could admit to.

Otherwise, he might actually get beaten to death.

Ye Tong’s face turned urgent as she glared at Yang Fan and demanded, “Just now, your left hand, do you know where it was?”

“Oh, oh, that.

Sister-in-law, I had nowhere else to put it, so when I hugged you, I had to put my hand on your buttocks!” Yang Fan explained earnestly.

“Don’t worry, although your buttocks are very perky, I really didn’t touch them inappropriately.

No, definitely didn’t touch them inappropriately.

I was completely distracted by that little devil just now, I really don’t know what was up with my left hand.”

While talking, he even lifted his left hand and gestured with it.

The one who had taken advantage of his sister-in-law just then was his left hand’s middle finger.

But strangely, despite being there for so long, his finger hadn’t turned white at all, unlike with Wei Juan.

That day, he had played with Wei Juan for quite a while, and by the time he withdrew his finger, it was turning somewhat white.

Seeing Yang Fan’s gesture, Ye Tong’s face instantly turned so red it looked like it could drip blood.

She clenched her teeth and said angrily, “What… what don’t you really understand what you did just now?”

“Hugging sister-in-law and killed a tasty snake,” Yang Fan declared emphatically.

“Beyond that, I don’t think I did anything else, did I?

Sister-in-law, you mean, I did something else just now?

Huh?

Did I do something else?

What did I do, sister-in-law?”

Faced with Yang Fan’s series of questions, Ye Tong’s gaze suddenly shifted as she wiped her face with the towel hanging around her neck, trying to appear nonchalant, “Since you don’t know, then it’s fine.”

“Sister-in-law, no, something’s really wrong.

Seeing you like this, I definitely did something, right?

What else did I do?

Tell me,” Yang Fan successfully bluffed his way through and now took the upper hand.

“No, it’s nothing,” Ye Tong said, giving Yang Fan a deep look before quickly shaking her head.

“Really nothing?

No, that can’t be.

Sister-in-law, your face is so red… surely I didn’t… could it be, I didn’t feel that I touched there,” Yang Fan asked with a bewildered, surprised face, “Sister-in-law, did I really touch?”

“Just shut up, do you even know what you’re saying?

It’s nothing,” Ye Tong shouted, annoyed.

Yang Fan’s word made her feel all wrong.

It was as if another finger was sneakily moving there…

“No way, oh my god, I actually touched there, sister-in-law.

And the key point is I didn’t feel it at all, this… I missed a good chance, oh, I regret it so!” Yang Fan howled mournfully.

Ye Tong looked at Yang Fan furiously and suddenly kicked his leg, “Just shut up, would you?

It’s nothing!”

“Sister-in-law, how could I have completely failed to notice it?” Yang Fan asked with a look of grievance.

At this moment, he was basically using all his acting skills, playing his part perfectly.

With her cheeks flushed and eyes shy, Ye Tong shouted fiercely, “Just shut up!

I’ve already said it’s nothing.

Stop imagining things.

Also, get it straight, I am your sister-in-law, how could you… just shut up.”

“Sister-in-law, age and status won’t build a gap in affection.

Some things entirely come from the heart, sense can only control so much and will eventually be overwhelmed by emotions,” Yang Fan suddenly said earnestly.

He once again found an opportunity to confess his feelings to his sister-in-law.

He felt that as soon as he caught the chance he would say, “Iron trees bloom eventually, it’s just a matter of time.”

“You’re addicted to it, aren’t you?

Stop talking about it.” Ye Tong suddenly covered her ears with both hands, paused a moment, then threw up her hands and shouted, “Forget it, keep talking, I’m leaving.”

Having said that, she strode away and left the grove.

Her pants were still not mended, and as her pert buttocks twisted, a hint of pink was faintly visible.

Yang Fan laughed heartlessly and picked up the limp king cobra from the ground.

This was the hero of the day, and he absolutely had to have Little Mother cook it in the tastiest way possible.

When Yang Fan emerged from the grove with the snake, he saw that Little Mother had already arrived.

She stood at the edge of the flower field with a basket in hand, her face full of a meaningful smile, and even seemed a bit lewd.

And Ye Tong stood beside her, her face so red it was beyond recognition.

“Fanzi, did you really need to hurry that much?

Xiao Tong is wearing pants, not stockings.

Did you have to tear them?

It doesn’t take much time to take off a pair of pants.

Look at what you’ve done,” Zhou Wenhu said irritably, “Or do you just enjoy tearing pants, into that kind of vibe?”

Yang Fan instantly understood why his sister-in-law’s face was as red as a monkey’s buttocks—she was clearly being teased by Little Mother.

It was a joke that Zhou Wenhu could make recklessly, but Yang Fan could no longer join in.

He said earnestly, “Little Mother, are you addicted to bullying today?

After bullying me, you now bully my sister-in-law?

None of what you said happened.

Sister-in-law’s pants thread came loose at some point, and we didn’t do anything.

I still have that much sense.”

“Really?

I just heard some intense sounds from the grove that were so scary I didn’t dare to come over.

I stayed outside to keep watch, fearing that a stranger might come and interrupt your fun,” Zhou Wenhu said with a somewhat lewd laugh.

“By the way, did you two take precautions?

You can’t be careless about this.

Fanzi is at his prime, and sometimes it only takes one shot, and you might end up a mother before you’ve even fully enjoyed your youth.”

Ye Tong twisted her mouth angrily, “Little Mother, if you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I’ll tear your mouth apart!”

“Little Mother, you really do have a wild imagination,” Yang Fan also said, “The noise in the grove was because of this thing, we actually had quite the battle just now.”

He lifted up the king cobra in his hand for Zhou Wenhu to see.

“You guys were making those moaning noises while fighting the snake?

How did you fight it?

Did you just randomly pound it on the ground, or did you both sit on the snake and pound away?” Zhou Wenhu teased with a laugh, her eyes full of gloating mischief.

Teasing Yang Fan and Ye Tong seemed to put her in a very good mood.

Ye Tong took a deep breath and said through gritted teeth, “Zhou Wenhu, if you keep this up, watch out—I might not hang out with you anymore!”

Zhou Wenhu’s expression suddenly stiffened, “I was just making a reasonable guess…

You were shouting, and your pants even had a hole that just happened to be the right size to enter…

it’s not too far-fetched…

Okay, okay, I get it, I was wrong.”

Feeling Ye Tong’s fierce gaze, Zhou Wenhu suddenly toned it down and obediently shut her mouth.

Yang Fan knew that when Ye Tong talked about ‘hanging out,’ she wasn’t talking about just hanging out, but playing together.

When would he ever get to join in on such fun?

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