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Chapter 66 - 66 65 I Won't Bite You I'll Pinch You!

66: Chapter 65: I Won’t Bite You, I’ll Pinch You!

66: Chapter 65: I Won’t Bite You, I’ll Pinch You!

Meanwhile,

Outside the company building, Ren Hao walked to his Maserati, opened the car door for Shen Binan, and made a gentlemanly gesture, “Binan, please get in.”

Shen Binan frowned at this address, then said, “CEO Ren, it seems I won’t be able to get in your car.”

Ren Hao, not understanding and thinking Shen Binan was being pretentious again, said coolly, “Binan, I advise you to get in the car.”

Shen Binan said, “I can get in, but can you ensure your car will drive?”

Ren Hao was perplexed, not knowing what Shen Binan meant.

Then, following her gaze, he saw his Maserati’s tires and was instantly shocked.

“What happened!

Why are my tires flat!” Ren Hao became angry in an instant.

If it had been just one tire, it wouldn’t have been so bad…

but all four tires were flat!

Who the hell did this!

Ren Hao was furious, squatting down by the tire, and discovered that the valve stems had also been removed!

This was definitely done on purpose!

Ren Hao was no fool and immediately guessed this was the case.

“CEO Ren, it seems I won’t be able to take your car back,” Shen Binan said at that moment.

Ren Hao gritted his teeth and said, “Don’t worry, I will call someone to fix it right away.” He took out his phone to make a call, but then he saw a man riding a bicycle towards them.

Seeing the person on the bicycle, Ren Hao was astonished because it turned out to be Fang Yi.

Fang Yi came riding over and whistled loudly, indignantly saying, “Damn, who’s the scumbag who did this?

How dare they let the air out of CEO Ren’s tires, this is too despicable!” It sounded as though his own bicycle tires had also been deflated.

Ren Hao suddenly stood up, glaring intensely at Fang Yi, and said, “Fang Yi, it was you, wasn’t it!”

Fang Yi looked shocked and said, “CEO Ren, what are you talking about!

Don’t falsely accuse a good person here.

How can you say it was me?

You can accuse me, but you need to bring evidence.

Shall we check the CCTV footage?

Oh, sorry, I forgot, there seems to be no CCTV camera out here.”

His words told Ren Hao, even if you know it was me, what can you do without CCTV footage?

There’s no evidence, what can you do to me?

Moreover, it fucking wasn’t me, I’m just the mastermind Boss, I didn’t do it myself.

So there he sat on his bicycle, complacently humming, looking utterly nonchalant.

Ren Hao was really biting his teeth with rage but was helpless against Fang Yi.

Without evidence, what could he do?

And from last night’s encounter, it was clear Fang Yi wasn’t afraid of him at all, so no matter how angry he got, it was useless.

Thus, Ren Hao could only choose to attack Fang Yi in other ways.

Ren Hao coldly mocked, “A beaten-up old bicycle, even scrap collectors wouldn’t want that, right?”

Fang Yi chuckled and said, “Yeah, CEO Ren, you said it perfectly.

But my bike can still run.

What good is a Maserati if its tires are flat and can only be stared at?”

Ren Hao’s face went from purple to livid, originally wanting to insult Fang Yi, but instead, he got ridiculed himself.

Just then, Fang Yi suddenly turned to Shen Binan and smiled, “Miss Shen, would you like a ride?”

Ren Hao’s eyes widened, whispering harshly, “Shen Binan, you dare!” Originally, Shen Binan had hesitated, but hearing Ren Hao’s words, a smile suddenly appeared on her icy face, she said, “Sure.”

Fang Yi was momentarily stunned.

Shen Binan hadn’t ever smiled before, and with this smile, she was absolutely stunning.

Fang Yi could affirm he had never seen any woman smile as beautifully as that.

Shen Binan sat astride the bicycle, then wrapped her arms around Fang Yi’s waist, which made Fang Yi’s body tense instantly!

To think that Shen Binan would take the initiative to hold him was completely unexpected to Fang Yi.

But he quickly caught on, pedaled his feet, and under Ren Hao’s angry gaze, leisurely departed with Shen Binan.

Shen Binan’s arms were wrapped around Fang Yi’s waist, but she sat sideways at the edge of the back seat, her shoulders keeping a clear distance from Fang Yi’s back, not getting any closer.

Even though a beauty was right behind him, so close, Fang Yi didn’t feel any excitement but was rather nervous.

No other woman had given Fang Yi this feeling, but Shen Binan did.

“Did you really let the air out of Ren Hao’s car tires?” Shen Binan asked.

“If I say yes, you won’t go and snitch to that guy, will you?” Fang Yi said.

Shen Binan said, “He and I aren’t close, and I really dislike him.”

Fang Yi found it strange and couldn’t help but ask, “Since you really dislike him, why would you still…”

Shen Binnan let out a long sigh, “You don’t understand.”

Fang Yi chuckled, “Why do you think I don’t understand anything, Shen Binnan?

If I knew nothing, would you still be alive?”

A surprised look appeared on Binnan’s pretty face.

She was somewhat taken aback by Fang Yi calling her by name.

After a few seconds of silence, Binnan said, “Actually, that Ren Hao is my enemy.

He’s the one trying to assassinate me and my whole family.”

“So, you’re saying he’s the chief of the Black Water Alliance?” asked Fang Yi.

Binnan responded, “Sort of.

But the most troublesome is his father, Ren Tianqing, one of the three richest tycoons in Moon City and the foremost among them.”

Fang Yi pondered for a moment, “Since Ren Hao is your enemy, why would you go on a date with him?”

Binnan was startled and then explained, “Actually, last night wasn’t really a date.

I wanted to talk to him, but it didn’t go well.

He made me a condition.”

“What condition?” Fang Yi asked.

“He wants me to become his wife!

“Damn, that’s definitely not happening!” Fang Yi immediately vetoed.

Binnan said, “The concerned party is me, not you.

Why are you in such a hurry?

Unless…

you like me?”

“Shen Binnan!” Fang Yi shouted, “Don’t talk nonsense.

When have I ever liked you?

Let me tell you, you’re not my type at all.

Don’t be so narcissistic!

With your small chest and flat butt, there’s no way I could like you!”

A smirk resembling triumph appeared on Binnan’s lips: “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

You’re explaining too much.”

Fang Yi was taken aback and then began to sing loudly.

“Sister, you sit at the bow, brother, I walk ashore…” That might ease the awkwardness a bit.

As soon as Fang Yi belted out, it attracted onlookers by the roadside, and soon after, he felt a pinch at his lower back, making him gasp for air.

“What are you doing!” Fang Yi complained.

“People usually pay for singing, your singing could kill,” Binnan said.

“Besides, you have the nerve to ride this old bike?”

Fang Yi shamelessly retorted, “I like it, bite me.

And you, a big CEO riding my rickety bike, should you be embarrassed?”

“You…” Binnan was annoyed, gritting her teeth, “I won’t bite you, I’ll pinch you.” Saying that, she pinched Fang Yi’s lower back again.

Thus, all the way home, Fang Yi was being pinched by Binnan as he rode the bike back to the villa.

Even with his tough physique, he kept wincing in pain, thinking to himself, this woman is really damn rough!

Finally reaching the villa on his bicycle, Binnan stepped off the bike and stood at the entrance, arms crossed over her chest, and as Fang Yi was about to turn away, she said, “Wait a second.”

“What now?”

“May I ask what type of girl you do like?” Binnan asked.

“Uh…” Fang Yi impatiently said, “Anyway, bigger chest than yours, perkier butt than yours, and also a better temperament than yours, let’s leave it at that.” With that, Fang Yi rode his bike away quickly.

Binnan watched as Fang Yi left, muttering to herself, “Hmm, isn’t he usually thick-skinned?

How come he became so thin-skinned suddenly…”

Riding his bike, Fang Yi didn’t go straight home but wandered around the city.

Before long, he stopped in front of a place called the Blue Cloud Bar, noticing the job offer posted on the door, “Looks like this is the place…”

Fang Yi locked up his bike and then strode into the bar.

(Third update!

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