Evolution to GOD

WPC #188: Bronze Winner
["So miss System, how can I become awesome"
"Host you cannot become awesome"]
Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties.
Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn.
"What the fuck"
I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and...
At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my awesomeness, a cute Panda is also fine.
Follow the journey of a self-centered narcissist man, who wanted to become awesome but became a GOD.