Enforcer Manual
Chapter 1091 - 941: Master of Naming_2

Chapter 1091: Chapter 941: Master of Naming_2

This revealed an implied message.

It seemed that he had always been misunderstanding, according to Guan Lili, maybe he wasn’t bad at naming at all, perhaps he was a genius in this aspect.

After all, not everyone could easily come up with a nine-character move name.

Guan Lili had encouraged him, saying that most of the rescuers’ moves were actually the result of collective brainstorming by the operating team, with many rescuers themselves not good at naming, so being able to define their own move names was already quite impressive.

"The ’Invincible Universe Piercing Heart Hand Blade’ is one of my ultimate moves."

...

Long stretches of silence responded to Song Lan, and for a while, only the sound of the bicycle wheels turning could be heard.

The expression of anticipation on the faces of the H1 Department employees became more and more bizarre, Hog tried several times to speak up to ease the atmosphere, but in the end, he couldn’t utter a single word.

In line with his usual way of handling things, as long as Song Lan reported a passable move name, he could apply the template "sounds like a powerful move," but when the other party’s naming ability was too abysmal, even praise sounded sarcastic.

And what was worse, he activated his ability to read facial expressions and saw through Song Lan’s micro-expressions that he seemed quite proud of the name.

He still needed to stay in H1, to continue the exploration of the secrets of health preservation, and absolutely couldn’t let a trifling matter like this cause a rift with the department head and end up being ousted from the department due to some minor offense.

"Why isn’t anyone talking?"

"Ah, Invincible Universe, the, the..."

"Piercing Heart Hand Blade."

Yaku helped the stuttering Jasmine, as he remembered the name. The silence, which felt embarrassing due to the lull, made him realize he should do something.

After all, he was the one who brought up the matter of death, and his brain was working overtime, trying to think of a way to praise it that didn’t sound sarcastic at this particular moment.

Everyone in H1 knew that the division chief must have endured a lot just by saying the name out loud.

Song Lan was currently recognized by the United Government as the strongest, and even the Chairperson of the Council had great respect for him, a person of such high social status like him revealing his naming skills were crap in front of his subordinates, surely Song Lan was also under tremendous psychological pressure.

That confident smile was nothing more than a façade, at this moment his heart was probably more suppressed than anyone else’s.

"This name is great, it’s good because... um, yes, it’s concise and easy to understand!"

Jasmine used all her learning and finally thought of a pair of four-character phrases.

As the only member of the Six Stars rescuer team from the medical hospital, she gained new insights today.

Sometimes, paying attention to the mental health of others is also part of a doctor’s duty.

"Exactly!"

The entire H1 Department racked their brains together, demonstrating an unprecedented unity, and the eloquent Hog spoke again, "First of all, the four words ’Invincible Universe’, have an imposing feel and fully reflect the characteristics of the move—once executed, it is bound to defeat the opponent, with no enemy across the universe capable of withstanding it!"

"And Piercing Heart Hand Blade," continued Yaku actively, "Recently, some of the move names by the United Government’s rescuers are becoming increasingly baffling, names that sound fancy but are utterly nonsensical; people are clueless about their meaning, only the fans take them wholeheartedly. A move like this, understood just by hearing it, is truly a breath of fresh air."

"Isn’t it, this is what you all think, right?"

...

Song Lan’s words once again brought the team’s atmosphere down to freezing point.

His eyes were brighter than before, joy written all over his face; since they had reported to H1, they had rarely seen the department head so happy.

In everyday life, Song Lan rarely showed emotional fluctuations. In his own words, he would neither rage nor needed to rage, what he advocated for was a life as calm as that of a plant.

Yet now, the joy he displayed made everyone in H1 realize a terrifying fact.

The department head...

He wasn’t forcing a smile, but truly believed from the bottom of his heart that it was a good name.

This thought alone was fraught with horror, and it silently led them to a consensus.

From now on, all matters related to naming in the department absolutely could not involve Song Lan.

They did not want to, after working in the Security Bureau for a while, suddenly become members of some "Cosmic Level" department. Such titles made it difficult for others to believe they were the aces maintaining the United Government’s security behind the scenes, and sounded more like some comedic entertainment organization.

In profound silence, the column of bicycles came to a stop at the entrance of Newster University.

Compared to those dazzling luxury cars, this team advocating green transportation stood out conspicuously, attracting everyone’s attention.

In particular, the security guard was on high alert, reminded of a violent organization that had long disappeared—the Rebel Clan.

If it weren’t for the fact that the leader, Song Lan, didn’t sport the clan’s signature Mohawk, the guard might have been tempted to contact the anti-terrorist squad right away.

Only when everyone had parked their bicycles neatly in a corner of the campus did Song Lan realize a problem.

"What are you all doing here?"

The earlier conversation about naming had been enjoyable, keeping him from getting around to asking this question.

His own ride was, of course, the MK-III that had followed him from the Seventeenth Region to the present, while Jasmine and the others had rented their bicycles downtown.

Song Lan hadn’t expected that the green transportation plan he once advocated to the Chairperson of the Council would actually take effect; after reconstruction, The First Region had introduced a large number of rental bikes, and as he walked the streets, he would often see many workers pedaling on business trips.

This enterprise was said to have the support of many lower-tier workers. Not everyone was willing to use the car-hailing services of The First Region. Upon calculation, it was a substantial expense for those who often had to travel for work, and the greedy companies only allowed the car fees to be loaned, not reimbursed.

The companies had always been clear about their stance towards the workers’ protests.

Don’t want to run errands, don’t run them.

Don’t want to work, don’t work.

In today’s society, where unemployment is a problem, they could have as much labor as they wanted.

"We..."

Everyone from the H1 Department turned to look at Hog Foster in unison. It was Hog who had followed first; they had just gotten off work early and had nothing to do that afternoon, so they followed along as well.

Hog Foster replied smoothly, "We’re here for a parent-teacher meeting."

"Exactly, we are here for the parent-teacher meeting."

The others echoed in unison.

But obviously, this was a lie that could be seen through at a glance because the romantic status of the H1 Department was clear.

Comrade Yaku, single.

Doctor Jasmine, single.

Swordsman Rose, single.

Delinquent δ, single.

If it weren’t for the addition of elderly Hog Foster, they could even compete for the title of the United Government’s highest level bachelor department.

Song Lan asked the critical question, "Do you guys really understand what a parent-teacher meeting is?"

"We understand."

Jasmine nodded repeatedly, "It’s about going to the headteacher’s office to get scolded first, then going home and taking it out on the kids."

"Sister Jasmine, were your grades poor when you were young too?"

Yaku immediately found a new common ground with Jasmine; it was almost a portrayal of his childhood life. Before awakening his Psychic Abilities, his parents planned for him to become a lawyer in the future, but he had always been resistant to exams.

"It was for other reasons."

Jasmine said proudly, "Whenever my sister went to the Spiritual Energy research institute to attend a parent-teacher meeting on my behalf, the researchers would give her a list of things that I had made disappear."

Because of her uncontrollable abilities, important equipment often vanished from the laboratory without a trace, even Jasmine herself didn’t know where it ultimately ended up.

"No, you have completely misunderstood; the premise for attending a parent-teacher meeting is that you have children or relatives studying here."

"That’s easy to fix."

Yaku said confidently, looking around before spotting an electronic board near the storeroom.

He typed in text, all in one go.

— "Professional parent-teacher meeting stand-ins, 1000 watts per person!"

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