Eighties Sweetheart Wife -
Chapter 205: No, it’s a Mud-Hen!_1
Chapter 205: Chapter 205: No, it’s a Mud-Hen!_1
The next moment, a stream of water hissed out.
A glint of amusement danced in Song Yunuan’s eyes as she smiled.
Tang Shougui collapsed to the ground, his face smeared with mud and water, his mind blank.
Qin Wang didn’t know whether to cry or laugh.
Song Yunuan withdrew the water gun and took out her own envelope, opened it, and showed it to the relatively sober Qin Wang.
"This is a fairy tale I wrote. Look at my handwriting, look at my script. Do you have the nerve to forge under my name with that scribble of yours?"
Qin Wang felt that everything that happened today was challenging his worldview.
"Forger love letters from a pen pal?" Song Yunuan looked around angrily, "Shameless!"
Then, holding up the camera, she looked down at the four people, "Let me guess your true purpose with that camera."
"Were you planning to capture me in some photos you could use to blackmail me?"
"And were you also planning to force me to go to Beidu, to kneel and apologize in front of that old hag Shangguan Yunqi?"
"Let me think, it’s definitely not just that. You brought two men along as well, aiming to ruin me so that I’ll never be able to lift my head again?"
Xia Liying gritted her teeth in silence, while Sun Jingjing hurriedly said, "That... that... it hasn’t gone that far, I mean... Liying and I wouldn’t agree to it."
Song Yunuan let out a derisive laugh, "There’s a devil living in everyone’s heart. Who can say for sure what will happen then?"
"We... we’re wrong, look... You’ve hit us and scolded us already, you’re a great person, please don’t hold a grudge and let us go. We promise to leave immediately and never bother you again."
These words came from Tang Shougui, who felt like he had just dodged a bullet.
His voice was trembling, yet fairly fluent.
Inside, however, he thought, ’As long as the blue mountains remain, there will be no lack of firewood.’
A gentleman’s revenge is not too late, even after ten years!
Yet Song Yunuan merely smiled, "Now that you’re here, why rush off?"
Song Yunuan ordered, "Bring Xia Zhi up here."
The four people looked at each other, clueless.
Only then did they remember there was still someone lying in a water-filled ditch.
So, Song Yunuan began taking photos of the five people, various poses and close-ups included.
Of course, they were all normal poses.
She was a kindly little fairy and would never do anything vulgar.
But the five were as pitiable as mud monkeys, and their camera, the one they’d brought back from abroad that could take color photos, was something they rarely used because they didn’t want to squander it.
However, now it was being used to capture their miserable states and then a group photo with four crouching, holding their heads, and one lying down.
They had always considered themselves the chosen few, not like ordinary folks, but at that moment, the thought of death was quite appealing.
"All of you seem to have a bit of an issue with your brains. Since the camera is such a valuable item, let me keep it safe for now. Once I’ve developed all the photos, I’ll return it to you."
Qin Wang wanted to say: aren’t you afraid of our family’s retaliation for threatening the five of us?
But recalling that Xia Zhi was originally planning to use photos to threaten Song Yunuan, he choked back his words.
The young lady was not only skilled physically but also sharp with words; he feared being rendered speechless and humiliated.
They could only get past this hurdle first and then see.
Song Yunuan kicked Xia Zhi, then asked the others, "Aside from Xia Zhi, who else can drive?"
Qin Wang quickly said he could.
He was the first to squat down and got hit the least.
Seeing Tang Shougui in a daze, he worried that not being killed by Song Yunuan’s beating, he might instead die from Tang Shougui crashing the car into a ditch.
It was only safe if he had the steering wheel in his own hands.
Song Yunuan said, "We’ve played enough for today, and I’m tired. Hurry back and clean up; you all look so pitiful."
In this situation, no one dared to talk tough.
Mainly because this little lady was too unpredictable.
Xia Zhi wasn’t so strong-willed; his father had once cursed him, saying that if it were wartime, he would definitely be a traitor and a collaborator.
He didn’t even dare to speak harshly; he just meekly cowered and didn’t dare to make a sound even when pain shot through his body from being moved.
Everyone still thought he had a lot of backbone, though.
Qin Wang breathed a sigh of relief and was just about to start the car to drive into town, only to be stopped by Song Yunuan.
"My new clothes have been dirtied by you, and aren’t there places where you can wash photos for free?"
Song Yunuan held out her hand.
Qin Wang looked at Song Yunuan.
He was filled with amazement, how did she manage to get away with just a few specks of mud?
And he only now realized, Song Yunuan was far too familiar with the camera.
Qin Wang then recalled the information he had previously gathered, that Song Yunuan was switched at birth.
She had grown up for seventeen years in a provincial government compound.
Well, that explains it.
Of course, she had money in her pocket when she was out and about.
Qin Wang didn’t count on those people anymore and quickly took out all the money from his pocket, not even counting it, and handed it to Song Yunuan.
Song Yunuan looked at Qin Wang with particular surprise and had to admit that although this man had started off with his nose in the air, he really knew how to act according to the circumstances.
Song Yunuan counted the money and said, "My new clothes’ cleaning fee is ten yuan and the photo washing should be about fifty yuan."
Qin Wang: ...
Where do you wash clothes for ten yuan?
Isn’t it just ten cents per item?
That’s enough to buy a whole new outfit.
Song Yunuan then tossed the remaining money back into the car.
She then said, "Let’s go into town together."
So, a jeep and a big red horse were both parked at the entrance of the Nanshan County Town Guesthouse.
Song Yunuan let her brother sit on top of the horse.
She swaggered through the guesthouse’s gate.
When Xia Zhi and the others were helped in, the female attendants were all stunned.
Even Manager Niu, who had just come downstairs, was shocked.
When they had left, they had been all dressed up and high and mighty, like proud peacocks.
How did they all come back looking like drowned rats?
No, more like muddy chickens!
The attendants were so astonished that they forgot to greet the guests and ask how they were.
Song Yunuan greeted Manager Niu with a smile and then said, "These five people will not check out for now. If they can’t pay the room charge, Manager Niu, please put it on the tab for the time being and charge it to Xia Bowen, the Chairman of the Tengfei Joint Venture Company in Beidu. When he comes, let him pay you all together."
Xia Liying suddenly said in terror, "Song... Song Yunuan, what are you doing?"
"Nothing much, I’ll just go to the post office to notify your father. Otherwise, he won’t know where you’ve gone. If he files a police report to look for you, wouldn’t that be a waste of police resources?"
Then she said with a smiling face, "The next couple of days will be very lively; you’ve come all this way, so don’t miss it. Also, take a class on ideological education by the way.
Because I’ve noticed that you can’t distinguish right from wrong or understand fairness.
You must be re-educated.
Oh yes, if any of you think about sneaking away, I won’t be pleased. I might even send the photos to your parents, friends, relatives, classmates, and colleagues.
Or maybe I’ll just print out several thousand photos and hand them out for free on the streets of Beidu.
I believe many people would love to see each of your beautiful visages."
Qin Wang felt it wasn’t as simple as just sending out photos.
He quickly said, "We’re not leaving."
He then gave the others a look.
The other four looked uncomfortable but remained silent.
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