Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance
Chapter 76: Visiting the Market (Thanks to the leader who came back to give a reward for brushing teeth)

Chapter 76: Chapter 76: Visiting the Market (Thanks to the leader who came back to give a reward for brushing teeth)

"Huh?" Jiang Nian looked up.

"Don’t you like watching?" Li Qingrong asked.

He was still sitting on the little flower bed, his gaze directed at the white short skirt. Seeing those legs, he suddenly felt a bit dazed and started pondering over the "chill" hidden in the class monitor’s words.

Generally, this kind of sarcasm means... moving will get you killed.

It’s... the sound of the emperor’s engine.

"I..." Jiang Nian broke into a cold sweat on his back, gulped, and said, "I’m done watching."

Damn, emotional intelligence crashed.

Why do I always get stuck at critical moments?

"Oh." Li Qingrong glanced at him, nodded, and left.

Jiang Nian sighed in relief, almost scared numb. He stood up, stretched a bit, and squinted into the distance. The leadership speech was almost over.

The host was wearing a red dress, speaking in an announcer’s tone similar to the Spring Festival Gala host while giving a speech.

It was time to do the formation walk.

Liu Yang ran over, apologized to Jiang Nian while organizing the team. He first felt him up and down, confirming that Jiang Nian didn’t have any broken bones.

Then he sighed in relief and said,

"Thank goodness, I thought you were dead."

Thank you, my lightning-struck good buddy, your genuine expression overwhelms me.

Jiang Nian waved his hand speechlessly and said,

"Don’t bother with those crappy things, I’m fine. The class monitor just condemned me with a disdainful look and called me the biggest pervert in high school."

Liu Yang was stunned, "That good?"

Jiang Nian looked at him puzzled, with an expression that seemed to say, "You’re acting weird."

You really want S&M, huh?

"No, I mean how could she say that!" Liu Yang switched topics to cover his awkwardness, "It’s late, let’s organize the team and go to the formation competition."

The sports field, under the scorching sun.

Zhang Ningzhi secretly took out her phone and sent a message to Yao Beibei.

"Is the formation walk starting?"

Rustle, Yao Beibei replied extremely quickly.

"Yes, baby. (Kiss)"

There was a tacky emoji after it, with a big red heart rising. Then, an explosion of "blossoms of prosperity," purely visual pollution.

Zhang Ningzhi replied with a sweating yellow minion emoji and put away her phone.

Sure enough, the host began calling the formation names.

"Now coming towards us is the formation composed by the senior year humanities classes Axx, their youth is marked by courage and endeavor, striving to be the best is..."

For every formation that passed, the host had to recite a bunch of parallel sentences.

Until....

"Now coming towards us is the Science Olympic Championship classes formation, from class 401, A402, A403, and A304, with a touch of heroic spirit, galloping wind..."

There were only four classes for the Science Olympiad, selected by Zhen Nan.

The neighboring class was already chanting slogans, "Spring breeze blows, war drums thump, who are we afraid of, Class Two!"

Alright, baby, stop yelling, my ears are pregnant.

As long as the yelling person isn’t embarrassed, the embarrassment is someone else’s, right?

Since Li Qingrong was holding the sign, the vice class monitor had to lead the slogan. A dark-skinned boy stood front and center, looking like an academic genius.

"Class Three!"

A group of people followed with a slogan.

"Class Three Class Three! I am Class Three, say it again, I am Class Three!"

The leaders on the platform were all dumbfounded. It sounds good; don’t say it next time.

But their tolerance for the Science Olympiad geniuses was apparently very, very strong. They just smiled and didn’t start pointing fingers or calling.

Zhang Ningzhi tiptoed, her gaze sweeping across the formation. Her eyes hadn’t located him yet, but her heart suddenly skipped a beat, focusing her search area on a small section.

After a few seconds of careful identification, she easily spotted Jiang Nian in the not-so-neat formation.

As luck would have it, Jiang Nian was inexplicably looking towards Class Three.

At that moment, Zhang Ningzhi’s pupils instantly widened. The autumn sun hung high, and the brilliant sunlight poured into her heart in an instant, all the beauty collected in a moment.

....

"Where’s Hua looking?" Jiang Nian withdrew his gaze from Class Three, unable to spot Li Hua, and muttered, "Hua-san, how’s the scenery at the Red Well?"

Not long after the formation walk was over, the opening ceremony ended immediately.

The host announced the morning sports events, and Jiang Nian heard his long jump event. So, he directly headed towards the restroom, planning to go after relieving himself.

What followed was a long wait.

Just as Jiang Nian found a shady spot to sit down and was about to reflect on the tranquility of time, Zhang Ningzhi and Yao Beibei came over.

"Do you want water?" She held a bottle of mineral water in her hand.

It was Bai Shui Shan, damn.

Nobility in water!

This thing is so expensive it can be a cheaper alternative to gasoline; usually, three-yuan water can’t compete with cola at all.

The athletes in the class were drinking Wahaha, and that was already the best available. Recently the class funds have been tight, either drinking the hotel’s special supply or secretly being happy with that.

Jiang Nian responded with an "Ah," looked up, and asked.

"Have you drunk it?"

Zhang Ningzhi was stunned for a moment, "Of course not."

"Then I don’t want it."

Zhang Ningzhi’s face turned red immediately: "...."

Yao Beibei, who witnessed everything, said teasingly.

"Jiang Nian, you play such a perverted game."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nian had no particular reaction and glanced at Yao Beibei.

"I’ve been stalking your Xiaohongshu account lately and found out you replied to a yellow fishing post at four in the morning the day before yesterday, claiming you’re a twenty-seven-year-old divorced woman."

"The content of the post was...."

"Don’t say it!" Yao Beibei immediately interrupted Jiang Nian, whining, "I was just too stressed from studying, you’re actually stalking me!"

This time, it was Zhang Ningzhi’s turn to be confused, looking around.

The child is frightened.

The pervert is actually by my side! And there are two of them!

"The post was pushed to me, and you have quite a number of followers, over two thousand." Jiang Nian scratched his chin, "I’m guessing you’ve replied to definitely more than a thousand posts."

Yao Beibei’s heart tightened, uh-oh, met a master here.

"You’re a guy, why are you watching Xiaohongshu?"

Zhang Ningzhi stood aside, watching the two bickering back and forth. She stood clutching the mineral water, appearing both small and helpless yet considerably vulnerable.

The long jump hadn’t started that soon, so the three of them sat under the shady steps talking.

Yao Beibei sat down next to Zhang Ningzhi, and Jiang Nian sat on the other side. In between was the opened Bai Shui Shan. Regrettably, Zhang Ningzhi refused to take a sip no matter what.

Abstract people are like that, even an intention of flirting is perceived as perversion.

"Confident about it?" Zhang Ningzhi whispered to ask.

She purposely brought Yao Beibei along, intending to cheer for Jiang Nian. In fact, at the same time, the class had a 100-meter race and a high jump competing.

"Kind of." Jiang Nian answered rather vaguely.

"Can you take first place?" Yao Beibei followed up.

"I can, but it might be... a little abstract." Jiang Nian extended a finger and made a gesture that a South Korean man couldn’t accept.

"But there’s no benefit in doing so, why overlook the risk?"

"Hey!" Yao Beibei retorted, "Why don’t you have a sense of collective honor? How about this, if you take first place, I’ll have Zhizhi give you a bottle of mineral water she took a sip from."

"Huh?" Zhang Ningzhi was stunned.

"Now you make it easy!" Jiang Nian immediately stood up, moved his limbs around, and picked up the Bai Shui Shan, "Wait here, I’ll be right back."

What’s slicing Hua Xiong with warm wine?

Second Master Jiang... erm, after Jiang Nian left, Zhang Ningzhi immediately glared at Yao Beibei.

"Beibei, what nonsense are you talking! What... what water taken a sip from...!"

"It’s fine, baby." Yao Beibei comforted Zhang Ningzhi by holding her hand, "Winning in long jump is really hard. Boys like to brag, and besides....."

"You can pour out a sip and then give it to him, he doesn’t have the nerve to verify it on the spot, does he?"

As soon as the four words "verify on the spot" came out, Zhang Ningzhi’s brain buzzed, face turning even redder.

"Alright, it seems to be starting soon over there, let’s go take a look." Yao Beibei pulled Zhang Ningzhi along, blending quickly into the crowd and stood by the sandpit.

"Looks like he’s the fifth one." Zhang Ningzhi whispered.

"Mhm mhm, you observe very carefully."

Most of the boys signed up for this event were idlers, thinking that not many people would watch the long jump so they either volunteered or were pushed into participating.

The people watching the long jump mostly took a glance and left.

The boy who was fourth nervously took deep breaths while glancing to the side. Suddenly, he noticed a chubby and dark JK (Joshi Kōsei, female high school student) baby.

His heart constricted; damn, the cafeteria’s newly purchased pig escaped?

If I’d known, I wouldn’t have signed up for the long jump.

Rejected project by a stepmother, only a bunch of boys gathered to comment. What I’m jumping here is distance, not the length of your dicks; what are you looking at!

Cawing away!

So few girls, all went to watch the hundred-meter dash of the speedy guys.

No cute girls cheering for me, I’m gonna die.

Should I just poop in the sandpit?

It’s unfair! I’ll retaliate against this unfair damn school! Can’t they force girls to watch? What did the long jump ever do to you? Once I take my pants off....

Huh?

The boy’s eyes swept the scene, finding two pretty girls watching him! Both looked good, but the one on the left stood out more.

Mom, I’m alive again!

Forget it, I’ll spare this dumb school for now.

The preceding boys jumped away one by one, each getting three tries, with the best result taken as the final score. None among the top three performed well, leaving in frustration.

The fourth boy, after receiving a ten-minute gaze of admiration from the beauties, even received a heartwarming smile and cheer motion from one particularly cute girl.

Kawaii, mom, I believe in love again!

The dumb school isn’t so bad after all.

The world is a better place again.

"Next!" The judge, with a mechanical tone, recorded the results from the table and glanced at the fourth boy, "A401 class, Qian Shuhao? Get ready... you can start now."

Qian Shuhao clenched his fists, thinking, "The thing I’ve been searching for, those feelings, explode now, reality! Shatter, mind, banish this world."

After the monologue, the boy charged without regret!

He flew!

A student drew a line, looked up, and shouted,

"3.3 meters."

As Qian Shuhao walked back, he was bewildered—barely over three meters? Right, what do those girls think of... him? He turned, startled in an instant.

The two beauties were waving where he had waited earlier.

No way, I jumped already.

Looking more closely, his previous spot had been taken by another boy. He saw that boy glance at the beauties and mimic a drinking motion.

Qian Shuhao instantly understood, he understood it all!

Fine, just jump.

This dumb school! Useless, boys’ long jump event, having girls cheer! It’s pure nonsense, women only impact the boys’ performance negatively!

Damn it, why jump anymore, just poop!