Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance
Chapter 242 - 208: You’re Not My Brother, You’re a Diva, Right? - Part 2

Chapter 242: Chapter 208: You’re Not My Brother, You’re a Diva, Right? - Part 2

At that moment, Lin Dong wanted to die, no joke.

"What’s that sound?" The ever-ready Li Hua stood up, scanning the classroom, "Damn, did someone just shout?"

Jiang Nian stopped writing and looked up, "What’s burning?"

The class let out a collective ’oh’, and the uproar was like a tidal wave, turning their gazes towards Lin Dong’s group and bursting into laughter.

"My family runs a grocery store, this is just a sweep, it’s not hellworthy."

"Do it again, bro."

"Like hearing the music of the heavens, henceforth, the fish swims into the sea, the bird soars into the sky, never shackled again."

"Haha, what bird shackles?"

The class was immediately chaotic, and Cai Xiaoqing, the class disciplinarian, had to intervene.

Zhang Ningzhi was curious, poking Jiang Nian.

"What was that sound just now?"

"Nothing much, just some prank files." Jiang Nian didn’t want to pollute Zhizhi’s ears, so he made up an excuse, "Ignore it, just keep doing your homework."

Zhang Ningzhi nodded, still a bit confused.

"Oh."

.....

"Damn, scared the hell out of me." Zeng You leaned against the stairwell, messaging the dorm group, "Someone in the dorm is duo-queuing, and they were screaming so loudly."

"I just peeked inside, and they even smiled at me. Damn, creepy as hell. One guy even said not to leave or he’d come out and beat me up."

"Guys, I’m scared to death, someone come rescue me!"

Soon, someone replied in the dorm group.

Lin Dong: "I’m already dead."

Nian Nian Looks Alike: "Dorm building, right? Hold on, I’m bringing backup."

Zeng You was overjoyed, typing with shaking hands.

"Okay."

After a few seconds, he felt something was off.

"Wait, Jiang Nian, how did you get into our dorm group?"

Nian Nian Looks Alike: "Because I am the Emperor, after much time, the great Emperor Nian has returned to his loyal 514 dormitory. Any questions?"

Zeng You: "...."

"Don’t doubt, just believe." Jiang Nian sent another message, "Don’t panic, reinforcements are coming."

Zeng You, starving, chose to trust his fellow group members.

"Bro, bring me some food."

Jiang Nian: "Got it."

In the classroom, Cai Xiaoqing looked at the empty Group Six and fell into thought.

"You mean... everyone had to go to the bathroom?"

Jiang Nian nodded, "Drank too much water."

Wu Jungu said, "Couldn’t hold it in."

Li Hua: "Cai Xiang, I’m about to turn purple."

Cai Xiaoqing: "....."

Being a disciplinarian in this class can be quite helpless at times.

"Fine."

Jiang Nian and company exclaimed ’Wuhu’, dashed out of the classroom, and hurried to the dormitory. Lin Dong followed, but his smile was a bit forced.

Li Hua noticed Lin Dong’s sadness and patted him on the shoulder.

"It’s okay, it’ll all be over soon."

"Really?" Lin Dong was a bit moved.

Li Hua burst out laughing, "Just kidding, because I’ll be bringing this up repeatedly for over half a year."

Lin Dong’s face turned dark as he marched forward.

"Hua, don’t be so heartless." Jiang Nian emerged from the small shop with some food for the nearly starved Zeng You, "Why is Brother Jun also joining in the fun?"

Wu Jungu, trailing at the back, went ’huh’ at the remark.

"We’re from the same dorm, going to check it out."

"Then let’s go, it’s explosive news, don’t let them get away." Jiang Nian sighed again, "It’s a pity Ma Guojun didn’t come, no one to block the hallway."

"Enough talk, just catch them in the act." Li Hua said.

Wu Jungu interjected, "We don’t even know them, what act are we catching?"

"Lin Dong knows them, he even added the girl’s QQ," Jiang Nian laughed loudly, looking at the approaching dorm entrance, "It’s pure love, no traitors."

Thinking of the afternoon incident, Li Hua suddenly felt a bit guilty.

Although the couple broke up, it would sound bad if word got out. Blame the damn Jiang Nian, who knows if he took a picture or not, he’ll be holding that secret over him for life.

Hearing this, Lin Dong was speechless.

So, the one thrown into the bushes wasn’t you, the one forced to play wasn’t you either. Damn it, saying that when it’s not your problem.

Damn, today is really unlucky.

"Uncle, our classmate got locked in the dorm, we’re bringing him back to class."

Downstairs, finally after much urging, the dorm keeper came with the keys to open the door.

"Which dorm are you from?"

The three answered in unison, "301."

"Do you need this many people to open a lock?" The dorm keeper was half-convinced.

"Lost the key, we’re seeing if another key can unlock it first." Jiang Nian said with a straight face, "If not, we’ll have to pry it open, strength in numbers."

The dorm keeper, hearing this, could only open the door.

"Go on, don’t linger."

"Thank you, Uncle."

Each one thanked him as they flew up the stairs, causing the steps to thud loudly.

The dorm keeper listened intently on the first floor for a moment, then the sound of intense door knocking erupted, mixed with "Open up!" "Why is it locked from the inside!" and such.

"A bunch of rascals."

Third floor.

Zeng You was wolfing down a sandwich, pointing at the door.

"There’s definitely someone inside!"

"Damn, they’re messing with us from Class Four!" Lin Dong was furious, never felt so disgusted before, "Call the grade director!"

"Still so arrogant?" Li Hua kicked the dorm door, directing, "Call, make the call immediately, I just love seeing such arrogant people get expelled."

The grade director Ji Ming was indeed brought over, along with the class teacher of room 301.

On the second floor of the cafeteria, a certain window had a direct view of the corridor of Dorm Building 5.

Jiang Nian, Lin Dong, Li Hua, Wu Jungu, and Zeng You stood there, craning their necks to watch the activity in the opposite dorm building.

Lin Dong suddenly understood.

"Brother Nian, damn, you’re truly wicked, I wondered why you bought a lock."

"Locked it, so people can’t get out." Li Hua shook his head, "Damn, this guy is shady from head to toe."

"Don’t badmouth blindly, if they escaped, aren’t you afraid of retaliation from mad dogs?" Jiang Nian glanced, "Let’s head back, everyone’s been caught."

Everyone agreed, walking along the dimly lit campus path towards the classroom building.

"You think they’ll get expelled?"

"Hard to say, maybe just disciplinary probation."

"What if they find out we reported them?"

"Kid, will it kill you to say something positive?"

"Don’t panic, if exposed, activate plan..."

"What else, just deal with it."

They chatted away, without any conclusions, but still feeling excited. As if they had done something earth-shattering, but in the end, it all felt empty.

Evening self-study dismissal.

The senior building was bustling with noise, students everywhere heading home or to their dorms.

Jiang Nian and Xu Qianqian walked side by side on the stairs, surrounded by loud chatter.

Occasionally, someone gossiped, with the term ’male dorm’ popping up frequently.

Downstairs, Xu Qianqian emerged from the crowd, breathing a sigh of relief.

"Jiang Nian, want to hear some gossip?" She asked, back turned with a serious demeanor, "Buy me some fish balls, and I’ll tell you, deal?"

"Male dorm gossip?" Jiang Nian’s expression was a bit odd, thinking how fast gossip spreads?

"How did you know?" Xu Qianqian was stunned.

"Boring, I’m a good student, how would I have time to focus on these things?" Jiang Nian said scornfully, "Stop testing me, you think I’d be interested?"

Xu Qianqian was dumbfounded, what’s all this about?

But she still got her fish balls as she wished, savoring each bite, but soon began to worry.

"Jiang Nian, do you think eating this much will make me fat?"

"You’re silly, can’t you just imagine the fish balls as cucumbers?" Jiang Nian kindly suggested, besides, if Xu Qianqian gained weight, it would be in the right places.

"Isn’t that self-deception?" Xu Qianqian thought something was off.

"Yes, it’s a cheat meal." Jiang Nian confidently said, "Look again, do the fish balls have calorie numbers on them?"

Xu Qianqian looked, shaking her head.

"There’s nothing."

Jiang Nian swallowed a fish ball, "Then it’s zero calories, feel free to eat."