Divorce Revenge System: Knowing the Future in Advance
Chapter 234 - 201: Yuyu is Up, Hurry Into the ’Try Not to Laugh’ Challenge

Chapter 234: Chapter 201: Yuyu is Up, Hurry Into the ’Try Not to Laugh’ Challenge

The class erupted into laughter again at the words.

"Teacher, it’s not a chicken, it’s Yang Qiming."

"Hahaha, damn, the Maori Star Lord has descended. My Brother Yang really has some skills."

"Ah, I’m swooning, I want to marry him."

"You devil, I just like this about you. Hey, here’s the issue, can Brother Yang crow and fly at the same time..."

"Shut the hell up! The English teacher is here!"

Qianbao was baffled, listening to everyone in the class chattering away. As people spoke one after another, she somewhat understood what happened but still couldn’t believe it.

"Yang Qiming, stand up."

The latter stood up awkwardly, somewhat regretting imitating a chicken.

"Teacher, I was wrong."

"I didn’t say you were wrong, I’m just curious about how you did it." Qianbao looked entertained, "How about this, imitate it once more for me to hear."

The class erupted in another burst of laughter at these words.

Yang Qiming couldn’t help but feel a bit embarrassed, scratching his head.

Seeing this, the class started to egg him on.

"Brother Yang, we’re from Class Three, we’ve never backed down, don’t embarrass us!"

"Yeah, bro, don’t let us down, come on."

"It’s just imitating a chicken, what’s so hard?" Li Hua added fuel to the fire, "A big man shouldn’t be so fidgety like a girl, do it."

Jiang Nian turned his head, pointed, and caught him on the spot.

"Hey, hey! What’s wrong with being like a girl? That’s typical Chinese male thinking, you’re going on Xiaohongshu."

Li Hua got anxious, pointing back.

"Damn, don’t take things out of context."

"Issue here is, taking out of context is from ’don’t take things out of context’ in articles." Jiang Nian pointed at him, "Aren’t you taking it out of context with what you said?"

"Chi Shi Chi Shi Chi Shi!"

Zhang Ningzhi propped her hand on the table, listening to the childish argument between Jiang Nian and Li Hua, and couldn’t help but sigh.

The boys were just too immature.

If they’re not imitating chickens, they’re stirring things up, like monkeys.

Thinking of this, she sneakily glanced at someone and couldn’t help but speak.

"Jiang Nian, do you know there’s a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow?"

"I know, why?" Jiang Nian looked puzzled, thinking Zhizhi Baby really took him for an idiot, "At nine-thirty in the morning, I remember it clearly."

Zhang Ningzhi nodded and continued.

"That’s right, just don’t know which group is up for cleaning. So, any clue?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nian’s smile disappeared.

He frowned tightly, turned seriously to Zhang Ningzhi, and after much hesitation, tentatively asked.

"First exclude our group, right?"

Zhang Ningzhi shook her head, her pink lips moist, opening slightly.

"Wrong guess."

Jiang Nian’s face changed, and he couldn’t help but hold his head in frustration.

"Damn, I’m toast!"

On the other side, Yang Qiming started imitating the chicken again, this time more accurately. Everyone was impressed by his vocal mimicry, Qianbao stood frozen, then led the applause.

Bravo, Yang Qiming stood alone in a sea of applause.

Even after recent betrayal, he was still touched by this bit of camaraderie. Even if it’s just a silly skill, one can find a sense of achievement in it.

At that moment, he realized something.

Actually..... I can imitate dog barks too, learned it from an old man in the village. Doesn’t matter if it’s respectable or not, barking is easier than crowing.

No one would expect me to perform, right? Haha, only dumbasses would imitate dogs.

Yang Qiming restrained his urge to perform and sat down amidst the applause. With a calm demeanor and elegant gestures, he exuded confidence as if to say, leave quietly after accomplishing something, hiding accomplishments and fame...

"Bro, you’re awesome." Huang Caicai leaned forward, complimenting Qiming across Zhou Yuting, sincerely saying, "I even feel like squatting in the circle again after hearing it."

"Haha, you’re exaggerating." Yang Qiming waved his hand, modestly saying, "Just a small talent, no big deal."

Zhou Yuting was about to vomit, what kind of weirdos are around her!

Imitating chicken, why not imitate dog barking?

From moving classes until now, not a single peaceful day, it’s been chaotic all the time.

Could we have some normal people? Is it possible there’s not a couple of normal guys in this class?

.....

"I want Yuyu."

Jiang Nian lay on his desk, completely hopeless about life.

"Can’t sleep in tomorrow, the sky is falling. Kind of want to document the process of my Yuyu online, then fast forward to a ’Try Not to Laugh’ challenge."

Upon hearing this, Li Hua gave him a thumbs-up.

"Then won’t you become the next big content creator? Congratulations."

Zhang Ningzhi was a bit confused, she’d only heard of ’Try Not to Laugh’ challenges. There are many such videos online, and she finds them entertaining but doesn’t quite get what they’re saying.

She felt a bit disconnected from Jiang Nian’s thought process, feeling a bit down.

Hmph, not including her in the fun.

Although Li Hua couldn’t accept it, as a group leader, he had to. Wu Jungu and Huang Fang calmly accepted the news, all were stable bros and sis.

Zeng You couldn’t take it anymore, he had plans to stay up all night to read novels.

"Can I not come tomorrow?"

"Sure, just find someone to swap with you." Li Hua, open-minded, said, "There shouldn’t be much going on tomorrow, just clean up after the parent-teacher meeting."

"Then forget it." Zeng You gave up.

It’s not like he doesn’t have friends, it’s just rare to sleep in naturally. Without a life-threatening bond, who would swap shifts with him?

Jiang Nian had something to say, but Zhang Ningzhi suddenly grabbed him.

"What’s wrong?"

"You’re not allowed to swap!" Zhizhi said with a stern face, looking serious.

"Why?" Jiang Nian sweated nervously, thinking he must’ve sinned against heaven to be targeted like this, "I think Lin Dong’s dad will attend the meeting, so I figured he... "

"No way!" Zhang Ningzhi interrupted him.

"You’re a bit overbearing, aren’t... your guys can’t stand me sleeping in?" Jiang Nian was speechless, "I’m just a kid, you know?"

Li Hua: "Ugh, shameless."

Zeng You: "Despicable."

"Trying to sneak off." Zhang Ningzhi huffed.

Huang Fang: "We have a traitor in the group."

The only honest kid, Wu Jungu, ignored the distractions and asked about the actual arrangements.

"What time to arrive tomorrow?"

"Nine o’clock, no need to be too early." Li Hua explained, "No morning cleaning needed, just mopping the floor and wiping the blackboard after, then reception."

The entire sixth group accepted the fate of doing chores, each with their own thoughts.

After the first evening self-study session.

Lin Dong left his seat, planning to go to the canteen to buy some snacks.

He made a fortune yesterday, enough to live lavishly the whole semester. Even without asking for pocket money from his parents, he could last till New Year.

In good spirits, he planned to invite a few friends along.

"Ah Cheng, wanna join in going to the canteen?"

Sun Zhicheng refused, preoccupied with something.

His own setbacks were unfortunate, but the success of his rival struck a nerve more.

Yang Qiming’s vocal skills were deeply impressive, even making him a bit jealous.

In the last couple of months chasing after Chen Yunyun, he had somewhat lost himself.

Once of refined taste, with every action reflecting elegance.

Now he was just living day by day, letting go of improving himself.

He couldn’t help but ask if this was really the right way.

Sun Zhicheng thought about it and decided to make a change. Picked up his transformation plan not completed on Monday, the first step to boosting charisma was rediscovering oneself.

And then, reading books. If one doesn’t read ’Guiguzi,’ it shows a lack of social experience, unable to grasp the essence of social relationships, without a bigger picture. This would mean an average life in the future, leading to a relatively unsuccessful life.

Damn, he kind of wanted to become Guiguzi’s lackey.

Ah, his brain tingled, could it be wisdom about to activate?

Yang Qiming glanced at him, clicking his tongue.

"Sick."

Sun Zhicheng stopped his wild imagination, turning his head to Yang Qiming, calmly saying.

"I’m sick, do you have a girlfriend?"

....

"What’s with your silly username? ’Kicking the good leg of a cripple.’" Jiang Nian quipped, surrounded by Lin Dong and Hu Nianzhong as they headed to the canteen.

He initially didn’t want to go, but Lin Dong claimed he was treating for the night snacks.

Free snacks, who could resist?

"A secondary account, just for fun." Lin Dong chuckled, "Once had a spat with a woman on Xiaohongshu, over a hundred comments deep."

"Back then, her username was something striking, like ’43 Degrees Crazy Sassy Goat.’ I couldn’t outargue her, so I changed to this for some added heft."

The group chatted and laughed, entering the canteen to buy a few meat pies. Lin Dong also ran to the convenience store to grab three bottles of iced tea, opening them for everyone.

The bell for the second evening self-study session rang, but the three of them remained in the canteen.

"Brother Dong, is that platform still usable?" Hu Nianzhong asked quietly, "I saw others still making money today, seems nothing went wrong."

Lin Dong didn’t answer directly, mumbling.

"Ask Brother Nian."

Jiang Nian glanced at him, "If something happens, it’s all over."

Hearing this, Hu Nianzhong nodded.

"Got it, bro."

In reality, Jiang Nian didn’t want to say much since he wasn’t involved. Saying more would be problematic, making it seem like he had ulterior motives.

High emotional intelligence: everyone has their own fate.

Low emotional intelligence: Not my problem at all.

"Brother Dong, any other ways next time? Count me in, I’ll be obedient, going east if not west." Hu Nianzhong asked again.

Lin Dong hesitated, he only occasionally scammed a bit. Just minor exploits, why did this guy seem set on finding a unique niche?

If he managed to grasp a vertical sector through opportunity, wouldn’t that be a downward spiral?

Thinking of this, Lin Dong looked to Jiang Nian, hoping he’d say something.

"Cough cough, Brother Nian, what’s your take on this?"

Jiang Nian, fully focused on eating his meat pie and sipping his iced tea, suddenly mentioned. He paused, after chewing thoroughly, frowned, and slowly said.

"My opinion is to reserve judgment."

Lin Dong was impressed, the dude sure was good at playing dumb.

On second thought, he wasn’t Hu Nianzhong’s dad. Their relationship was friends, not risking it, lest uneven spoils led to falling out.

"I agree, let’s wait and see."

Third session of the evening self-study.

Yao Beibei swapped seats with Jiang Nian, she specially moved over to do homework with Zhang Ningzhi, chatting casually at the same time.

Jiang Nian moved to the back of the classroom, sitting at Yao Beibei’s spot.

Sitting in front was Yu Zhiyi.

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