Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 390 - Chapter 390 Chapter 389 Watching Brother Perform the Dog

Chapter 390: Chapter 389 Watching Brother Perform the Dog Beating Stick Technique Chapter 390: Chapter 389 Watching Brother Perform the Dog Beating Stick Technique “Now that the apprenticeship has ended,” Jiang Ruoyun moved closer to Wang Hao, no more than half a foot away, and asked, “Little Master, are you really the screenwriter Wang Hao from ‘Domestic Agent’?”

What do you want to do, huh? Brother doesn’t fall for that!

“No way,” Wang Hao replied casually, “You actually thought I was that Wang Hao?”

“I knew my luck couldn’t be that good,” Jiang Ruoyun was slightly disappointed, but she quickly recovered and laughed, “But it doesn’t matter, at least you’re quite skilled and lucky, so this lady isn’t at a loss!”

“You country bumpkin,” Wang Hao teased, “If you’re disappointed, just say it. No need for excuses. But speaking of which, I really am that Wang Hao. Surprise, isn’t it?”

“Psh, you’re just trying to cheer me up.” Jiang Ruoyun was even more skeptical now, “But it doesn’t matter, since ‘once a teacher, always a teacher!’ I won’t despise you!”

Wang Hao: “…”

Why does no one believe the truth when Brother Mao says it?

“By the way, Little Master,” Jiang Ruoyun said, “I’ve actually written a script recently, a skit, and I’m planning to enter it into the Happy People Stage contest. Are you free tomorrow? Can you help me check it out? Some of my classmates at school have already started rehearsing.”

“A skit script, huh? Sure,” Wang Hao smiled and nodded, “Call me tomorrow.”

Jiang Ruoyun cheered, “It’s a deal then!”

After finishing their tea and the apprenticeship ceremony, the two left the teahouse, only for Wang Hao to be stunned as soon as they stepped outside.

He saw a collection of Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentleys, Land Rovers, and more, altogether about seven or eight luxury cars blocking the tea house entrance. In front of these cars stood a group of young masters, with the leader carrying a baseball bat!

“What’s going on?!” Wang Hao was clearly confused about these people’s motivations, but upon seeing their expressions, he quickly understood–they must be Jiang Ruoyun’s admirers.

“I heard Ruoyun was having a great time at the amusement park today with a guy, laughing and chatting away,” the young man with the baseball bat sneered at Wang Hao, “And I thought she was with someone impressive, but you’re just so-so. Humph, how could you possibly get so close to her? You must have used some shady tricks, and today you’re going to tell me the truth!”

Oh crap, is this going to turn into a beat-down?

“Look,” Wang Hao glanced around cautiously, seeing no other anomalies besides these young men, he was relieved and said, “Could there be some misunderstanding here? I just finished the apprenticeship ceremony with this girl, and now she’s my apprentice. How did it turn into using shady tricks?”

“Apprenticeship?!” Upon hearing this, the man immediately became angry, shouting, “She’s your apprentice?! You definitely have ulterior motives! Everyone knows that these days becoming an apprentice is the same as recognizing a godfather! I’m laying it down here, kid, there’s no way you’re leaving just like that!”

Damn! Are you out of your mind?! Am I that dishonorable?!

At this moment, the tea house owner also came down having heard the commotion, his face dripping with sweat as he hurriedly tried to calm things down, “Young Master Lv, my dear Young Master Lv, my little shop can’t withstand this kind of turmoil! Please spare me this once?”

“Move aside!” The man called Young Master Lv brushed the tea house owner aside and said, “This has nothing to do with you, don’t make things difficult for yourself!”

Their commotion attracted a large crowd of onlookers who stayed at a safe distance, whispering among themselves–

“Look, they’re about to fight!”

“Yeah, there’s going to be a good show! I recognize the leader; that’s the son of President Lv from Zhonghai Fanglin Decoration Company!”

“Isn’t that so? Not just him, the guys with him are all influential young masters!”

“This young man’s in big trouble, facing so many alone, poor thing…”

“Junyou Lv!” Hearing the discussions around her, Jiang Ruoyun also grew impatient and said, “Who I take as my master is none of your business!”

“Ruoyun,” Junyou Lv said fiercely, “I’ve been so good to you. It’s okay if you don’t accept me, but to flirt with this kind of guy, what do you mean by that? Today, I’ll make you realize that if I can’t have something, no one else can!”

Wang Hao: “…”

Damn, have you been watching too many soap operas? What do you mean by ‘if I can’t have it, no one else can’?

What have I got?!

“Junyou Lv!” Jiang Ruoyun was genuinely scared and said, “Just because your family has some money doesn’t mean you can act lawlessly! I don’t need you to point fingers at what I do!”

“Pointing fingers?” Junyou Lv scoffed, “If you followed someone truly impressive, I might have endured it, but you chose to worship such a bumpkin as your master! What attracted you to him?!”

“I really don’t get it,” Wang Hao stepped in front of Jiang Ruoyun and coldly mocked Junyou Lv, “What do you mean by my kind of guy? What’s wrong with me? Am I worse than you or what?”

“I’m here today to teach you a lesson!” Junyou Lv shouted, “Go, kill him!”

With his order, the young men by his side charged forward!

“Damn, I’m in luck today,” Wang Hao fiercely wiped the corner of his mouth, casually picked up a mop stick lying in the corner, and prepared to show his dog-beating stick technique!

“Kid, today I’m going to show you a stick technique you’ve never seen before!” Holding the stick, Wang Hao was full of confidence. He targeted the first two attackers and without another word, swept their legs with his stick, while saying, “Watch me beat the two dogs!”

This move he named was from Jin Yong’s novel’s dog-beating stick technique, called “Beat the Two Dogs.”

Actually, Wang Hao knew no martial arts, but the essence of martial arts was nothing more than being fast, accurate, and fierce. With his current physical condition, any move he made was effective!

As expected, once Wang Hao executed the move, the mop handle whistled through the air and struck the two men’s shins with a “smack, smack!”

“Ah!” In pain, the two men cried out and simultaneously jumped back two meters!

They clutched at their shins and hopped around!

When Wang Hao made his move, Jiang Ruoyun, who had been standing nervously behind, suddenly widened her eyes–could her little master actually be a Kung Fu master?!

Not just her, even the onlookers were stunned: “Damn, what’s happening?” “That strike was fierce, fast and precise. This guy is a master!” “He’s tough to deal with!”

“Junyou Lv, right? Today, I’ll explain to you my dog-beating stick technique!” Once Wang Hao got going, he prattled nonsense, “This is the Beggar’s Sect’s unique skill. Though the name is vulgar, the variations are intricate and the methods are brilliant. It’s truly one of the top martial arts from ancient times to now. I see you have unique talents. This technique is perfect for you. Once you master it, you’ll become the 77th Sect Leader of the Beggar’s Sect!”

“Ptui, you belong to the Beggar’s Sect!” Junyou Lv, red-faced with anger, retorted, “I have plenty of money, why would I want to be the Beggar Sect Leader?! Go, kill him! Today, it’s him or me!”

“It’s for your own good, too,” Wang Hao said, wielding the stick fiercely that nobody could come close. As he fought, he explained to Jiang Ruoyun: “This dog-beating stick technique includes tripping, splitting, wrapping, poking, picking, leading, sealing, and turning–eight moves, sixty-four tricks in total. Once this technique is executed, all under heaven without dogs!” He bellowed, “Watch me beat the dog’s head!”

Wang Hao swung twice, hitting a young man right in the head.

The most painful spot to get hit is the head. With Wang Hao’s strike, the man staggered back groggily like he was drunk. Here was the case of striking while the iron is hot; Wang Hao pursued and struck again: “Reverse Snub Dog’s Behinds!”

With a “pfft,” he hit the man right in the buttocks, eliciting a miserable scream–his dignity compromised!

“Little master, you’re really a big bully!” Jiang Ruoyun, having witnessed the entire scene, shouted, “But I like it!”