Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 331 - Chapter 331 Chapter 331 Reinforcements Arrive

Chapter 331: Chapter 331: Reinforcements Arrive Chapter 331: Chapter 331: Reinforcements Arrive The boss, who had been watching backstage, wiped away a bead of cold sweat. “Phew, phew, who would have thought? Yue Peng actually held his own!”

As he relaxed, he started paying close attention to the comedy duo speaking.

Yue Peng said, “A couple of days ago, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. I wanted small lobsters; she wanted big lobsters. I lost it right there and shouted in front of everyone: ‘What’s wrong with small? Small can’t satisfy you anymore?'”

The audience burst into laughter, then started booing, “Shhh…”

Wang Hao said, “That’s quite embarrassing for you!”

Yue Peng replied, “Guess what happened next?”

Wang Hao asked, “What happened?”

Yue Peng said, “My girlfriend actually… actually broke up with me! She said I was a nice guy!”

Wang Hao commented, “She gave you the ‘nice guy’ card.”

Yue Peng continued, “I immediately asked her, ‘If I’m so nice, why don’t you want me?'”

Wang Hao replied, “Her smile was just courtesy.”

The audience: “Shhh…”

Yue Peng, with a roguish expression, said, “At this point, I’ve gotten the hang of it! Since coming on stage till now, not a single audience member has gone to the bathroom!”

That’s a big improvement! Feeling confident, his comedy sketch got even better–

Yue Peng said, “I’m single now, distressed. I wondered what to do. Ah, I’ve got it! I heard there’s a Zen master who’s become quite popular lately, known for his profound wisdom. I decided to ask him for advice!”

Wang Hao asked, “Oh, a great and virtuous priest?”

Yue Peng answered, “A high priest, absolutely! I went there! When I arrived, several people were ahead of me. I heard someone ask the Zen master: ‘Master, I’m often bullied and can’t hold my head up high as a human.’ Then I saw the Zen master pull a snake out of his sleeve!”

Wang Hao asked, “What did that mean?”

Yue Peng said, “Right, I was curious too! I heard the guy in front asking, ‘Master, are you suggesting that one should live like a snake, flexible and retractable?’ Guess what the master said?”

Wang Hao wondered, “What did he say?”

Yue Peng revealed, “The master said no, his point was ‘If anyone bullies you again, just put this snake in their bed!!’ Look at that, the master’s explanation was brilliant!”

After they finished this part, the audience was already laughing uproariously!

This master’s narrative was a famous genre from Wang Hao’s previous incarnation, where a Zen master answered all kinds of questions, making very funny jokes that were beloved by netizens.

And the people in this world had never heard of it, so the effect now!

“Ha ha ha ha! This Zen master is so funny!”

“That look on Little Yueyue’s face is just too sly!”

“I can’t take it, gonna laugh for a while!”

Then, Wang Hao onstage asked, “That’s philosophical! So what did you ask?”

Yue Peng said, “Oh, my question was much deeper than that! I asked the Zen master, ‘Why do people only remember the champion even though both the champion and the runner-up have put in the same effort in a competition?’ The Zen master said, ‘Let me tell you a philosophy of life. Which is the tallest mountain in the world?”

Wang Hao responded, “That would be Mount Everest, everyone knows.”

Yue Peng continued, “Right, such an easy question? I said Mount Everest! The Zen master: ‘What’s the second tallest?’ Me: ‘K2!’ The master: ‘The third?’ Me: ‘Kangchenjunga!’ The master: ‘The fourth?’ Me: ‘Lhotse!’ The master: ‘The fifth?’ Me: ‘Makalu!'”

At this point, Yue Peng, with a mischievously cute expression, said, “My goodness, the master actually rolled up his sleeves to hit me!”

Wang Hao exclaimed, “You were clearly challenging him, how could he not hit you?”

After this segment, the audience once again burst into collective laughter!

“Ha ha ha ha, this guy’s too naughty!” “This joke is so funny, it’s killing me!” “Oh dear, I can’t stop laughing, was thinking of going to the toilet, but I’m holding it in!”

The entire studio was completely swept up in their momentum, and the laughter never ceased!

“Yue Peng is on fire today!” The boss backstage was totally dumbfounded! He never thought stand-up comedy could be performed like this! Seeing Yue Peng’s cheeky demeanor on the stage, and the audience actually loving it! This kid has potential, he’s the one, our future pillar of the Happy People Stage!

The boss was reveling in this thought when suddenly, the frantic doorman rushed over and exclaimed, “Boss, there’s trouble! Cars! So many cars outside!”

So many cars outside? What’s going on?

The boss was visibly confused, then without another word, he ran outside–could it be that Zhou Dana got into some sort of trouble?!

Then, after running a few steps, he smacked his head hard. If it were really trouble, it should have been police cars arriving! So, what’s with all these cars?!

Both of them hurried to the entrance, and then the boss was stunned!

Jaguars! It was Jaguars, a whole fleet of them! Damn, this line of cars, there must be ten of them?! These are big clients, all here to watch the show? But Zhou Dana just went inside, what if they find out they were tricked…

“Um, you folks are…” The boss dashed forward and then saw a young master-like figure stepping down from the leading Jaguar, and cautiously asked, “Is the parking lot of the hotel opposite full? You can use our parking lot freely!”

“It’s really dirty,” Zhao Zhenhao who had come down from the car frowned, then, ignoring the boss’s words, instructed Liu Huaqiang and the others to clean up the place: “Clean up here first, it’s too dirty, there’s plastic bags everywhere.”

The boss: “…” Damn, forgot about the facade project!

He quickly apologized, “Young master, you needn’t bother your folks, I’ll call the cleaners!” Then he carefully watched Zhao Zhenhao’s face, asking, “Sir, are you here to watch Zhou Dana’s show?”

“Who’s Zhou Dana?” Hearing the boss mention Zhou Dana, Zhao Zhenhao asked puzzledly, “We are here to see Little Yueyue, he’s here, isn’t he?”

Damn, what’s going on? Since when did Yue Peng become so awesome?! This guy, obviously from a prestigious family, came all the way just to watch him?!

The boss was still baffled when the roar of car engines started up, and the boss turned his head…

Damn, Ferraris! And a whole fleet of them, no less!

In the boss’s view, the front was led by a red Ferrari, followed by Land Rovers, Bentleys, Maseratis, Porsches–a whole bunch of luxury cars zooming in, then parked in the parking lot…

The boss was flabbergasted! What’s happening today?!

“Zhao, you got here pretty quick,” Fang Wenbin in sportswear got out of a car and smiled, “I thought I’d be the first one here, didn’t expect to be a bit late. Why haven’t you gone in?”

“It’s too dirty here, I’m having someone clean it up first.” Zhao Zhenhao, wearing white gloves, replied with a smile, “Miss Bai hasn’t arrived yet, there’s no rush, let’s wait.”

These young masters and misses, they all came to listen to stand-up comedy?!

The boss was still puzzled when suddenly, a Rolls-Royce came driving from not far away!

Damn, those are only ever seen in TV shows, a real luxury car! Here it comes, driving this way! Must snap a photo later… eh? Eh?! It drove in and parked in our lot…

The boss was nearly drooling, was he on a lucky streak today?! Why were all the big shots showing up?!

After the Rolls-Royce parked, the driver quickly got out, opened the door, and then the boss of this big stage saw a woman wearing large sunglasses step out from the car.

The boss was completely stunned.

Who exactly was this ice-cold woman with such an intimidating presence?!

“You’ve finally arrived,” Zhao Zhenhao and Fang Wenbin hurried forward to meet her, smiling, “Little Yueyue is here, shall we go in?”

Bai Yaning nodded, “Yes, let’s go.”

“Are you folks…” The boss was instantly drenched in cold sweat, his instincts telling him today was not right!

His small temple couldn’t accommodate so many deities!

And it didn’t end there, another line of cars came by, and after parking, they started to unload foreigners from the cars!

The boss: “…”

Was it a day for drawing high deities?! All these big deities converging here?! Look at their dress! Suits sharp as knives! Every one of them wearing something like Armani!

Now looking back at Zhou Dana’s sponsors, damn, there’s no comparison!

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