Divine Lucky Star
Chapter 289 - Chapter 289 Chapter 289 How Did You Survive Until Now

Chapter 289: Chapter 289: How Did You Survive Until Now? Chapter 289: Chapter 289: How Did You Survive Until Now? “Fuck me!” All four cops sitting in the police car were completely dumbfounded, staring with wide eyes as Wang Hao’s figure, fast like the wind, gradually disappeared from their field of view, and they exclaimed in horror, “Is that electric bike nuclear-powered?!”

“What are you waiting for?!” The cop who had been madly pursuing Wang Hao got into the car and yelled, “Chase him! That guy’s behavior is very suspicious, and he stole someone’s electric bike, hurry up!”

“Oh, right,” they quickly started the police car, and with a long wail of the siren, two police cars charged after Wang Hao!

Thus, the onlooking crowd witnessed a bizarre sight–

A man was riding an electric bike without using the engine but pedaling with his feet, and he was actually hitting speeds of eighty miles per hour on the main road! Behind him were two police cars with sirens blaring, chasing him all the way!

One of the bystanders, with a stunned face, asked their companion, “Did I just see things? Is this some kind of cop-and-robber movie?”

Companion: “Seems like… maybe… possibly… not…”

Wang Hao dashed wildly, and finally found a small alley, took a turn, drifted, and off he went!

He tossed the electric bike directly into the grass by the roadside and then saw those two police cars zoom past with a whoosh!

“Damn, that wasn’t easy,” Wang Hao wiped off a swath of cold sweat, “Finally shook them off…”

Then he felt a shadow over his head…

Just as he looked up, Wang Hao saw a pair of huge 36D breasts plummeting from the sky straight towards him–

“Holy mother!”

God! Someone’s falling from the sky!

Thank goodness I’ve got a sturdy body now, otherwise that could’ve definitely left me paralyzed, fuck!

“Am… am I not dead?!” The girl who landed on Wang Hao looked around in disbelief, “I’m actually not dead?!”

You’re not dead, I almost was!

“Mmmph, mmmph!” Wang Hao shouted from beneath, “Get the hell off me (Get off quickly)! You’re gonna crush me to death!”

The key issue was that his nose and mouth were blocked!

“I actually landed on someone!” The girl, shocked, reflexively jumped up, “Who are you?!”

She was just asking out of curiosity, but the next thing she knew, Wang Hao, who she had been pressing down, lunged at her, and then there was a thunderous crash–a pole, for no apparent reason, fell right where the two had tumbled!

Sparks were flying from the wires above!

“Oh fuck me!” Wang Hao’s scalp went numb instantly; it was a close call because he reacted fast, else he would’ve been absolutely done for! His gut told him that his streak of bad luck had just started!

Sure enough, as soon as that thought crossed his mind, he heard a buzzing sound not far away, and Wang Hao turned his head to look…

“Run!” Without a second thought, Wang Hao pulled the girl and ran–behind them, the intense buzzing sound quickly came closer as the fallen pole not only came down but also hit a wasp nest in a nearby tree!

Getting swarmed by those would definitely mean death by stings!

“Ahhh–!!!” The girl caught on and let out a sharp scream, then ran wildly after Wang Hao!

Just at that moment, the sound of the police car came again from behind, and the officer inside, lowering the window, shouted, “You two up ahead, stop immediately and cooperate with our investigation!”

Fuck, if I stop now I’m definitely dead! Can’t you see that huge swarm of wasps behind me?!

Run! Wang Hao sped up even more, then passersby saw a man and a woman running crazily ahead, followed by a buzzing swarm of wasps, and even further back were two police cars…

“I told you, he was acting all suspicious; he must have some trouble!” The cop in the car shouted while pointing at the figure of Wang Hao, “He’s probably a small-time leader of a prostitution ring trying to make a getaway; we have to catch him!”

“Wooooo–!!!” The sound of the police car got even more intense…

Oh Lord, you can’t be serious with this kind of joke!

Wang Hao kept running ahead, and the girl beside him surprisingly didn’t fall behind, running and curiously asking, “Hey, what’s your name?”

“Wang Hao,” Wang Hao answered without thinking, then glanced at the girl and realized she was a cool beauty, and quite a gorgeous stunner at that! Look at those big lights on her chest! They were bouncing up and down as they ran!

Now Wang Hao got curious too, “They’re chasing me, why are you running with me?! And how the hell did you fall from above?”

Is this some kind of “Sister Lin falls from the sky” routine?

“I just had the misfortune of falling from a building,” the girl said as she ran. “Then I realized you seemed even more unlucky than me, so I was quite curious. I wanted to see just how unlucky a person can get…”

Wang Hao: “…”

Do you have to be so bored, big sister? Running with me could really get you killed… Are you that unlucky too?

Fine, I’ll keep you company today!

“Are you really unlucky too?” Wang Hao was also rather curious about this, but as he turned his head, he saw a swarm of wasps hot on their heels, with the police car sirens blaring in the back. Just then, a large truck approached the intersection ahead, blocking their path!

Why else would they say it’s an aura of misfortune? The moment the truck got there, BAM, a loud bang, a tire burst!

The entire truck instantly lost control, and its body headed straight for Wang Hao!

Oh for f*ck’s sake–Without a second thought, Wang Hao grabbed the girl and made a sharp turn, his shoes screeching on the pavement, then there was a loud crash behind them as the two police cars failed to brake in time and smashed into the truck!

Luckily this was the city center, the police cars weren’t going too fast, so although the vehicles were pretty wrecked, no one was hurt…

But the problem now was, this traffic accident had caused the cars behind to crash into one another, one after another!

“Bang!” “Bang!” “Bang!” “Bang!” “Bang!”

At least a dozen cars collided, instantly turning the entire intersection into chaos!

The girl happened to see this and her eyes nearly popped out: “Is this for real?!”

“What are you waiting for? Run!” Wang Hao grabbed her arm and dashed again, just barely reaching under a flyover when they heard a thunderous crash; the damn flyover had collapsed! A heavy truck carrying sand from above was bearing down on them!

Wang Hao: “…”

F*ck! Come on, God! You can’t be serious!

“Run!” Wang Hao’s reaction was quick. He grabbed the girl and they sprinted away, narrowly avoiding being buried by the sand!

“I’ve really seen it all today!” The girl was dumbfounded at this point: “How have you managed to survive until now?!”

How the hell should I know?!

“Chase them! Stop right there, the two in front! If you don’t stop, we’ll shoot!” At this moment, five cops came down from their car and gave chase, with only 300 meters left to go!

This was absolutely not the time to stop!

Wang Hao yanked the girl along as they continued to bolt, but as they reached the bottom of a mall, Wang Hao suddenly stopped after just a few steps!

Not only did he stop, but he also picked up a brick from the side of the road, turned around, and ran back!

“Sh*t, is he trying to fight us?!” The five cops saw Wang Hao’s stance and immediately pulled out their batons: “Prepare to subdue him!”

Then they saw Wang Hao run to a Land Rover, pick up the brick, and smash it through the glass!

“Crash!” Wang Hao’s blow was incredibly powerful, shattering the windshield into a thousand pieces and leaving a huge gaping hole. Not satisfied with that, he smashed two more windows, then tossed the brick and ran off!

The girl was completely baffled: “What the hell?!”

The five cops were furious: “You dare to smash someone’s car right under our noses! Stop right there!” The suspect had dared to do such a thing right before their eyes, this was unacceptable! They pursued even more intensely!

Just then, a child’s crying suddenly came from inside the car!

“F*ck, there’s a child in there, quick, you guys keep chasing, I’ll save the kid!” The leading cop suddenly stopped in his tracks, turned back, and started smashing the windows as well!

“What are you doing standing there? Run!” Smashing the car had taken quite some time, and seeing that the cops were closing in, Wang Hao grabbed the girl’s hand and they took off running once more!

They ran ahead, the cops chased behind, and in a blink of an eye, the distance between them widened!

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