Disciple, go down the mountain and wreak havoc on your martial sister
Chapter 74 - 74 73 It's about the atmosphere

74: Chapter 73 It’s about the atmosphere 74: Chapter 73 It’s about the atmosphere While trying to subdue his senior martial sister, Chu Yi also had to prevent harming her and thus had no choice but to use the Grappling Technique.

It worked, but Shao Yu kept wavering between breaking free and getting caught again.

It’s just that the position was a bit strange…

With the Grappling Technique, getting close was unavoidable, and considering Shao Yu’s strength was not negligible, when she struggled fiercely, Chu Yi had to take her seriously.

This resulted in the two of them almost sticking together, at first glance, it looked like they couldn’t control themselves.

“Uh…

I didn’t do it on purpose!

I didn’t see anything!”

When Han Lingyue snapped back to reality, her face flushed red in an instant, and she immediately wanted to leave.

Isn’t Shao Yu Chu Yi’s senior martial sister?

How could this happen…

Could it be that Qingcang Mountain is so liberal?

While she was wildly guessing, Chu Yi quickly called out to stop her.

“Lingyue, you came at the right time!

Help me out.”

You two are doing this, and you want my help?!

Have you gone mad?!

Han Lingyue felt somewhat ashamed and annoyed, and was about to scold them righteously when she heard Chu Yi say, “Go get your laptop and put on some variety show, quick!”

What does that mean?

Han Lingyue couldn’t help but be stunned.

To liven things up?

But a variety show wouldn’t make sense, would it?

“What are you dazing out for, hurry up.”

Chu Yi urged her, and the senior martial sister in his arms struggled fiercely, almost breaking free, and threw an elbow at his throat.

Han Lingyue finally came to her senses.

This wasn’t uncontrollable passion—it was a fight to the death!

Weren’t they fine just a moment ago?

Why did they suddenly start fighting?

And the fighting was with such weird positions, it made her jump to the wrong conclusions…

No, now’s not the time to think about this.

“I’m on it!”

Han Lingyue threw off her bedding, turned, and ran out.

Before long, she came back holding her laptop.

With the kind of family background she had, the laptop she used was naturally not just some cheap gadget; the built-in sound system was no less impressive than professional speakers, and the bustling sounds were crystal clear.

“Stay back!”

After reminding her, Chu Yi countered his senior martial sister’s move, kicked at her knee, forcing her to half-kneel at the coffee table in front of the computer, and then firmly pressed her head against the screen.

“…Lei Ge, do you have a chicken in your room?

I have a chicken in mine.”

“You have a prostitute in your room?

Arranged by the crew?

That’s impossible.”

“Didn’t I say I’m afraid of sharp-beaked animals?”

“Oh, that chicken.”

…

Shao Yu at first struggled intensely, but after being forced to watch a comedic variety show for a while, her struggles gradually weakened, and the crazed murmuring in her mind was replaced by the ridiculous scenes of ‘smashing a durian with bare hands’.

To Chu Yi, things like inner demons and bewitchment were simply a matter of atmosphere.

Visiting a haunted house is pretty scary, but if your phone blares out ‘Ya-miedie, modo modo’ at the maximum volume, even the ghosts would laugh out loud…

If the entity inside that wooden box had any consciousness, it probably would’ve spat out blood from frustration by now.

Could you at least respect my hard work a little?

At least put up some semblance of an exorcism ritual!

Two minutes, three minutes…

After a full ten minutes, Shao Yu’s muscles suddenly relaxed, and then a familiar voice sounded.

“It’s okay, Chu Yi, I’m fine now, let go.”

“Really?” Chu Yi didn’t let go immediately but asked a question, “How old are you?”

“E+.”

“Uh…

what I asked was your age!” Chu Yi couldn’t help but cry and laugh at the same time.

But there wasn’t much difference, a thousand-year-old evil creature wouldn’t know what the concept of E+ was anyway.

Chu Yi released his grasp and asked, “Senior Sister, how did you feel just now?”

“It was a bit weird; no man has ever done that to me before.” Shao Yu, while straightening her clothes, said, “You really are young and vigorous.”

Chu Yi looked down and was immediately overwhelmed with embarrassment, hurriedly sitting on the bed and grabbing a quilt to cover himself.

He hadn’t noticed his own reaction, which was hardly surprising.

His mind was focused on how his Senior Sister was in danger, but his body was thinking how great her figure was…

When Han Lingyue saw this, she couldn’t help but blush.

After thinking it over, she quietly left the room.

This didn’t seem like the right time to be a spectator.

“Senior Sister, what I meant was how you felt when you lost control.”

Shao Yu sat down on the recliner, appearing as if she hadn’t just said anything, and began to recall the experience seriously.

“How it felt…

It was probably like when Master’s favorite idol is bad-mouthed, and we try to fight back in the comments but can’t outdo the other side.”

Oh, so it was like extreme anger.

Chu Yi had a sudden insight.

But it didn’t end there.

According to Senior Sister, besides anger, there was also an inexplicable greed, like when Master’s idol only won the Most Promising Newcomer Award and he ranted that the organizers should have given all the awards to his idol.

Hmm…

The more Chu Yi listened, the more he felt that if this evil creature had lived in today’s time, it might have become an obsessed fan.

At that moment, Shao Yu patted her ample chest with a sense of relief, saying, “Luckily it happened now when you were here to help.

If it had happened while bringing it back to the mountain, that would have been the end of it.”

The inhuman likeness of Zhao Shan immediately sprang to Chu Yi’s mind, and he nodded in firm agreement.

“Tomorrow I’ll have someone bring in a small safe; I’ll only tell Master the code.

That way it’ll be safer.”

“That’s a good idea.”

Shao Yu nodded in agreement without any objection.

This way, even if she wanted to peek, she wouldn’t be able to.

“Oh right, didn’t you say Yu Yan’s disciple was with you?

Where is she?

Call her out for me to see.”

“She’s not here; I’ll call her over tomorrow or the day after for you to meet.”

Shao Yu made an acknowledging noise, “Okay, that works.”

After speaking, she dragged her suitcase over, and upon opening it, inside were various skincare products, face masks, makeup…

“Senior Sister, you’ve fallen!

As martial artists, how can you spend so much attention on these things!

They must have cost a fair penny, right?”

Shao Yu took out a full set of toiletry and a towel and said, “If it’s free, why not use it?

As a woman, you have to treat yourself well.

Are you using the bathroom?

If not, I’m going to take a shower.”

Chu Yi shook his head and watched Shao Yu walk into the bathroom, suddenly feeling the urge to smash his old-school cell phone.

The world has gone downhill, and people are not as simple as they used to be!

Every Senior Sister gets all these bottles and jars, so why can’t they give me a new phone?

Heaving a sigh of dismay, Chu Yi made a bed on the floor and lay down.

Splashy sounds of water came from the bathroom, stirring his mind and causing him to toss and turn.

After a while, he suddenly sat up.

“Heavenly Eye, activate!”

The wall vanished, and misty steam came into view.

Chu Yi fixed his gaze, and blood almost gushed from his nose.

Good Lord, seen from the side, they were like ridges; seen from the front, like peaks…

As he was engrossed in his viewing, Shao Yu’s motion of towel drying her hair suddenly paused, and she looked over suspiciously, almost as if she was looking directly at Chu Yi.

But all she saw was the wall.

Seeing her bend down and search the wall to see if there were any electronic devices, Chu Yi sighed regretfully and closed the Heavenly Eye.

“This sixth sense is too sharp; better be careful.”