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Chapter 56 - 56 56 The Capable Man Niu Laosan_1

56: Chapter 56: The Capable Man Niu Laosan_1 56: Chapter 56: The Capable Man Niu Laosan_1 “Uncle Ming, I’ve thought of a place, you see if it’s feasible?

It’s the house that Zhu Lao San built by the river a few years ago, past the West Bridge.

It’s surrounded by water on both sides and is next to the Sanchakou River, not far from the road, which is very convenient.” Pang Fa suggested from the side.

“That place you’re talking about, it’s a bit remote and strange!

Didn’t Zhu Lao San end up stumbling?” Ma Yongming was a bit hesitant.

“He deserved it.

He didn’t understand anything, thought highly of himself and tried to raise chickens?

When he failed, he just started going rogue, I see it now.

It was normal that he lost his chickens, that place was too secluded, and there used to be yellow weasels.

The couple was too lazy to watch at night, and mice and yellow weasels could take away the little chickens.

He treated his sick chickens with his own folk remedies, which all died in the end.

Then he started tricking people, it served him right to be jailed.” Pang Fa said.

As the two talked, Yan Fei understood.

Zhu Lao San wasn’t exactly a standup character, but he was resourceful, living comfortably without working.

Somehow, he got the idea to raise chickens.

Unfortunately, his chickens kept disappearing, and when they got sick, he would use his own folk remedies to treat them instead of using a vet, causing more of them to die.

What was more shocking was that he saw an opportunity when a new station was built not too far away, and slow-moving tractors and other vehicles started showing up in the rural village.

He came up with an idea to make quick money from the passing vehicles.

His plan was simple.

He raised another flock of chickens and blew a horn loudly every day before feeding them.

After a while, the chickens would rush over frenziedly at the sound of the horn.

The location was not far from the road!

During the day, he would let the chickens roam around, and if any cars passed by, a honk on the horn would send the chickens rushing over.

An accidental squishing of a chicken would have him demanding a high compensation, claiming his chickens were a special breed.

No one paid attention to such a small-time act.

Most people didn’t understand what was going on, and no one thought he did it on purpose.

Not until he stopped the bus that was taking the students to the college entrance exam in the town.

He probably got so used to his scheme, he didn’t even let the bus carrying students to the college entrance exam go, thinking he could demand more from a bus heading to the county.

However, the bus driver happened to be from the county.

The driver paid him at the scene, but reported him to the police once he reached the county.

After an investigation, the case was clear, and Zhu Lao San was taken away by the police car and hasn’t returned since.

Yan Fei thought about it and laughed.

It’s called animal conditioned reflex and it’s taught in elementary school.

You train an animal by calling it with a certain sound when feeding it every day.

After a while, the sound alone, even without food, can make the animals run over.

In fact, anyone who raises livestock knows that knocking on the feeding trough will attract chickens and pigs.

It’s just that no one has ever thought about it in this direction.

“That place has been empty for so long, it looks a bit eerie!” After explaining to Yan Fei, Pang Fa sighed.

“No problem, I’m not afraid.

I will raise a few cows, and after living there for a few days, it will be fine.

It’s a good thing there are no people around, so no one will complain about the smell.

Having a river nearby is even better.

It will be convenient for water usage, and if anyone tries to steal the cows, I will break their legs and throw them in the river.” Yan Fei answered casually.

“If you say that, I won’t give you any advice, Yan Fei, don’t you want to think positive?” Ma Yongming was immediately displeased.

“We won’t throw them, just break their legs and hang them up at my doorstep for a couple of days, let’s see who dares to come.” Yan Fei quickly changed his tune.

“If you really have made up your mind, I will go talk to Zhu Lao San’s wife.

She’s alone now with a child and can’t do any work.

She’s having a hard time making ends meet.

You can give some rent or buy the place, I can negotiate the price for you.

You can decide if you want to rent or buy based on that.” Seeing that Yan Fei agreed, Pang Fa volunteered to do this job.

“Okay, go say it!

Once it’s done, I’ll go have a look at the house.” Yan Fei nodded.

“Yes, that’s okay.

But if you want to raise cattle, start with a few, maybe two or three, and buy more once you get the hang of it.

Anyhow, you’re still young, so don’t rush it.

Once the house is sorted out, I’ll go take a look.

If anything needs to be fixed, I’ll do it for you.

In case you can’t manage it due to your studies later, let me know earlier, so we can figure out another way.” Ma Yongming didn’t want to obstruct Yan Fei anymore having faced many obstacles himself when trying to set up a construction team.

Anyway, it wouldn’t cost him much, and if worse comes to worst, he could just start over.

The younger you are, the less you worry about losing money, that’s the idea.

“Then Uncle Ming, do you think I should rent or buy?” Yan Fei started thinking about the house again.

“See what Zhu Lao San’s wife is asking for, if it’s less, buy it.

If not, rent it first.

There’s a lot of vacant land around there, so if all else fails we can build our own.

Anyway, you won’t lose out.

Who knows, if Sancha River becomes prosperous in the future, the location next to the station could become a prime spot!” Ma Yongming dared to dream.

Indeed, those who dare to dream and take action these days are generally successful – with the exception of Zhu Lao San.

“Alright then, I should rush home to cook, we can discuss more after Brother Fa finished speaking.” Yan Fei stood up and prepared to leave.

“Don’t leave yet, you’re making me lose face, coming here with stuff and not even staying for lunch?” Ma Yongming was upset.

“There are people waiting for me at home, I need to rush back.” Yan Fei explained.

“Aren’t your parents still on vacation?

Holy crap!

It’s not your college graduate daughter-in-law, is it?

You guys are living together now?” Ma Yongming suddenly understood and couldn’t help but curse.

“What are you thinking?

I often see that girl playing at Yan Fei’s house, their two families live next to each other, Yan Fei is still so young, you’re overthinking it!” Pang Fa interrupted from the side.

“Uh huh, hehe!” Ma Yongming felt like he might have overreacted, adding, “I’m just worried that Yan Fei might get tricked.

What if the money he’s been working so hard for overnight gets swindled by her family?”

“Exactly, Yan Fei, you better guard your money!

You’re still young.

Wait until you’re older and have the approval of your family.

Don’t be giving anyone too much money right now.” Pang Fa also thought about it and agreed.

“No problem at all, her parents didn’t want her to go to college, but I’ve made it clear to her, when the time comes, I’ll support her college education!” Yan Fei chuckled, he wasn’t worried about Xu Xiaoyan cheating him at all!

All the money from yesterday, Xu Xiaoyan counted it for a while but then let him continue hiding it, waiting to use it when necessary.

She didn’t mention asking him for any money at all.

“Are you crazy?

Do you know how much it costs to go to college?” Ma Yongming became passionate as he heard this, the blood from the yellow eel in his hand splashing on Yan Fei’s face.

“What’s the big deal?

How can I get a college-educated wife without spending any money?” Yan Fei indifferently wiped his face.

“Exactly, that’s how it should be.

Yan Fei, I support you!

If I could get a woman to go to college now, I would sell my blood every day to support her!” Pang Fa started to disagree with Uncle Ming.

“Plus, the girl is genuinely pretty, tall with long legs, well-endowed.

She’s worth it!”

“Look at you being so disgraceful, what rubbish are you spouting?

Even if she is good, she’s Yan Fei’s.

And you’re dreaming of getting a college-educated woman yourself?

Watc your mouth, do you know how much it costs to support someone through college?

What happens if they run off afterwards?” As someone who already had a daughter-in-law, Ma Yongming was a little more reliable than Pang Fa.

Pang Fa’s eyes were shining brightly: “Yan Fei, when you get back, ask your wife if there are any others at her school who can’t afford to go to college?

I’ve saved up a bit of money, and I can always earn more in the future.

If there are any, remember to let me know.

I also want to support a college-educated wife.

I don’t expect her to be as beautiful, average is fine.

Just thinking about it is exciting, even if I get scammed, I don’t mind.”

“You’re crazy…you’re freaking out over wanting a wife…” Ma Yongming became extremely exasperated.

“What’s so crazy about that?

Once she’s admitted to college next year, we’ll get things done.

Once I’ve slept with her, she won’t run away!” The small wife on the side, who had been listening to the three men talk and didn’t dare to interrupt finally couldn’t hold it in any more.

“Didn’t you hear Xiaofa say how young Yan Fei is?” Ma Yongming glared at her and wanted to scold her but thought better of it.

“Forget it, we’ll talk about things in the future.

Stop holing up in the house watching TV all day.

When you’re free, I’ll take you out to play, you’re becoming an idiot!”

“Isn’t Yan Fei not even seventeen yet?

Sixteen at least, right?” The little wife, who hadn’t been scolded this time, became bolder and dared to speak up.

Pang Fa laughed: “From what I remember, he’s the same age as my cousin, fourteen, right?”

“Ah…” The little wife fell silent this time.

She didn’t know that when he said fourteen, it was in nominal age.

Just a while ago, the men were discussing raising cattle and other things.

The topics that they talked about were definitely not something a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child would talk about.

She hadn’t seen Yan Fei many times and was barely able to remember his name, let alone his age.

“Hehe, Uncle Ming, I’m leaving now!

Don’t worry, my wife isn’t going anywhere!” Yan Fei laughed and left.

“Go on then!

What the hell is happening these days?

Anyway, as long you aren’t stealing or robbing and are making your own money, you can spend it however you like.

The only thing to fear is not earning money!” Ma Yongming said impatiently.

After waving his hand, he remembered something and quickly shouted to Yan Fei: “Don’t rush off, there are quite a lot of yellow eels here, take some home.

Wait for me to pack a few for you to take home and cook.”

Yan Fei is not a shy one: “Okay, after my aunt gives birth to my little brother, I will make her a soup with it, to help her recover her strength.”

“You mean the soup you sent to Uncle Baoguo’s house, right?

Don’t even try to send any to me.

If you do, I won’t give you these yellow eels.

And when your Grandpa Ma asks you for some, don’t give any to him either, got it?” Ma Yongming shuddered at the thought of Xiang Rui’s current appearance.

Yan Fei said nothing but looked at the little wife who was dressed seductively and giggled, he couldn’t help but wonder what she would look like if she were fat?

So he was promptly kicked out!

He didn’t know that as soon as he left, Pang Fa muttered, “If that wife of his really becomes…”

Before the sentence was finished, both Ma Yongming with his wife sitting beside him wore long faces.

A college student, and such a beautiful one at that…