Calamity of Tomorrow
Chapter 583 583: 582 Lies

"Nobody's here, so I'm coming in, okay?"

Hearing these words, the Dark Lady immediately clenched her fists in anger, grinding her teeth, "This man... I almost forgot... He's still as shameless as he used to be!"

On the other side, under the manipulation of Primordial Spirit power, the doorknob turned and opened, and Zhou Bai's head slowly peeked in.

As soon as he entered, he saw the Dark Lady leaning against the wall with an ugly expression, and Zhou Bai said with an ingratiating smile, "Hehe, I saw the door was unlocked, so I just came in."

The Dark Lady pushed the door and said coldly, "You're not welcome here, please leave." She silently cautioned herself, 'Don't believe a word this man says, as long as I don't believe him, I should be able to resist his power.'

The Dark Lady had fallen into Zhou Bai's hands many times and had become quite experienced, gradually figuring out some characteristics of his abilities. Especially after contacting Sun Jingping and gathering information from him, she realized one key point...

'Don't listen to what Zhou Bai says, and if you must, then don't believe a single word,' the Dark Lady thought to herself, 'Once you believe him, your thoughts can become twisted. So I absolutely mustn't believe anything he says next.'

Zhou Bai, holding the door, said, "Don't be so cold, I've come because there is something very important I need to tell you."

The Dark Lady did not believe a word and tried to push Zhou Bai out with all her might, but to Zhou Bai, her attempts were as trivial as a breeze.

Thus, Zhou Bai squeezed in, pushed the door open, and came in, "Yo, haven't eaten yet? I brought food, shall we eat together?"

Watching Zhou Bai act as if he were an old acquaintance by taking bowls, grabbing chopsticks, and serving food, the Dark Lady rubbed her temples hard and angrily said, "Get out now! Or I'm calling for help!"

Zhou Bai sighed and said, "Ah, you seem to have a lot of hostility towards me. Did we know each other before?"

The Dark Lady was startled—had he discovered something? She calmed her heart and said slowly, "You're at odds with Heaven, so naturally, we're at odds."

Zhou Bai, "Is that so? Do you think Heaven has done the right thing? They're not kind to the human race."

The Dark Lady, "I'm not interested in discussing these things with you." She walked to the door, grabbed the doorknob, opened the door, and said to Zhou Bai, "Are you leaving or not? If you don't leave, I will."

Zhou Bai waved his hand and said, "No worries, if you want to go out, go ahead, I'll wait for you at home."

The Dark Lady, "…Zhou Bai! Can't you stop being so insolent?"

Zhou Bai became serious too and said with a solemn face, "Then I'll get to the point. I came here because you look familiar."

The Dark Lady's heart shook, and cold sweat instantly ran down her forehead, "Familiar?" She thought, 'How can it be familiar? My appearance has been adjusted, absolutely nothing like the past, it can't be... No, I can't believe what he's saying...'

Zhou Bai sighed, "You look a lot like my deceased girlfriend."

The Dark Lady instantly breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at Zhou Bai with a cold sneer. She thought, 'Just as I thought, there's not a single truth in this guy's mouth. Everything he says is a lie, no need to be scared of him, just as long as I don't believe him.'

Zhou Bai's eyes were filled with sadness as he continued, "You really resemble her, not just in appearance but in temperament. From the first moment I saw you, I couldn't help wanting to talk to you. Don't worry, I just wanted to have a chat, nothing more. If it caused you any trouble, I apologize."

"But from the moment I entered the door until now, after having said a few words to you, that feeling... It's as if she has come back to life."

Zhou Bai looked gently at the female deity before him but found that she had been staring at him with an expressionless face the whole time as if she hadn't heard a word he said. At the same time, she glanced at the panel, which didn't show any information about reduced intelligence.

"Damn, what's going on? This woman has not believed a single lie since I walked in?" Zhou Bai inwardly muttered, "I've told so many lies throughout my life, but this is the first time I've encountered a woman who doesn't believe any of them... Could it be that my skills have declined?"

Christina said, "Your skills haven't declined... it's just this woman... I can sense hostility from her towards you. Maybe she's been hostile from the start, so she hasn't believed a word you said."

"Hostile toward me?" Zhou Bai's gaze shifted slightly, "Could it really be that she's loyal to the Heavenly Court?"

Failing with one lie, Zhou Bai spouted another, "Sigh... have you figured it out? I was lying just now; I actually don't have an ex-girlfriend. The truth is, from the first moment I saw you, I liked you and wanted to make up a reason to talk to you."

The female deity: "Hehe."

Zhou Bai: "Right, I haven't eaten yet. Let's have a meal first."

The female deity coldly sneered as she watched Zhou Bai open the lunchbox he brought and start to prepare his meal.

Zhou Bai frowned slightly, "Oh right, do you have any wine here? I can't eat without a drink."

The female deity just leaned against the wall, not answering Zhou Bai, seemingly watching him perform.

Zhou Bai felt uneasy under her gaze, inwardly cursing, "Damn it... there's something off about this woman... Why doesn't she believe anything I say? How am I seen in her eyes? It's impossible to get any information out of her this way."

Christina looked at the woman before her and felt an indescribable irritation in her heart as if she was naturally averse to her.

Upon hearing Zhou Bai, she said, "For such a good person like you to inspire such strong hostility in her, she must be up to no good—likely a die-hard loyalist to the Heavenly Court. If that's the case... just harvest the green luck from her and be done with it."

"You are the hope of all humanity now. Just take that bit of her green luck; leave the rest and there won't be any problems."

"Zhou Bai! With a great enemy at hand, this is no time to dawdle."

Zhou Bai observed the female deity before him and through his unique vision, could see that she was enveloped in a dense white luck. At the center of the white luck, a very faint green light soared into the sky, connecting heaven and earth, as if a part of the white luck had transformed into green luck.

"Eh! Is there poop under your foot?"

The female deity: "Hehe."

Zhou Bai pulled the female deity aside: "Look! I told you there was poop, right?" Watching a stream of green luck flow into his Sea of Consciousness, Zhou Bai nodded satisfactorily, promptly opened the door, and left: "I'm off."

The female deity looked angrily at the filth under her feet and then at Zhou Bai, who had fled out the door, becoming increasingly furious, "What the hell did that pervert come here for?"

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