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Chapter 76 - 76 69 Giving You Tang Wan

76: Chapter 69: Giving You Tang Wan 76: Chapter 69: Giving You Tang Wan At dawn, as the first rooster crow heralded the start of a beautiful day, Zhou Li slowly opened her eyes on the soft bed.

Skin so delicate it could break at a touch, gentle and clear eyes, and a face both exquisite and tender.

The girl kneeled by Zhou Li’s window, her breath as gentle as an orchid, her spirited and charming voice ringing in Zhou Li’s ears.

“Time to get up, I need to fold the quilt.”

Staring with dead-fish eyes at the girl in front of her who had taken it upon herself to do all the household chores with the self-awareness of a freeloader, Zhou Li took a deep breath and then extended her hand to gently stroke Tang Wan’s little head.

“Tang Wan,” Zhou Li said.

She burst up, turned around, and performed a spinning slam dunk.

Looking at Tang Wan, who Zhou Li had pinned down by the head on the bed so she couldn’t move, Zhou Li sighed and said sorrowfully,

“If you were still Tang Cen, I’d just scold you and be done with it if you pulled something like this first thing in the morning.

But now, looking like this, I won’t feel at ease if I don’t give you a beating.”

“I…” Tang Wan struggled to speak.

Her struggle contorted her delicate features a bit under Zhou Li’s “merciless” grip.

She asked with difficulty,

“You don’t actually have, you know, ‘thoughts’ about me, right?”

Zhou Li picked her up and tossed her into the air.

Rising Dragon Fist!

Kicking away Tang Wan, who lay sprawled on the ground, Zhou Li sighed and shook her head before leaving the room.

“You’re up?”

The woman reclining in the chair greeted Zhou Li with a radiant smile.

Tao Yao, looking at Zhou Li with a somewhat pained expression, allowed a teasing smile to play on her graceful face,

“How is it?

Doesn’t it feel wonderful to have such a beautiful ‘brother’ greet you good morning?”

“Sis, aren’t you afraid I’ll actually take care of her if you keep this up?”

Zhou Li, with dead-fish eyes, stumbled over to the washbasin and washed her face.

“Little Li, I’ve been thinking these past few days,” Tao Yao started as she lounged in her chair, lazily stretching out her legs and revealing her feet wrapped in white socks.

She looked at Zhou Li and said with a sense of letting go,

“You’ve never had a girl you’re in love with all these years, sis knows, and you might not be that into girls.

In which case, it’s better that you sort out little Wan rather than letting some other man break the Zhou Family lineage.

Besides, she’s quite pretty.”

Hearing his older sister’s dangerous thoughts, Zhou Li, who was about to take a sip of tea, ended up swallowing the tea leaves.

He coughed a few times and looked at Tao Yao incredulously, saying,

“Sis, stop messing with me.

I like girls, I’m not into men.

Plus, Tang wan is bound to change back into a male eventually; she is utterly repelled by her female identity, you…”

“Zhou Li, don’t mention it, but I actually look quite good,” Tang Wan said confidently.

Holding a large quilt and swaying downstairs, Tang Wan’s petite figure was accentuated by the short sleeping gown.

She tilted her head, looking at the brother and sister whose gazes were on her, and said cheerfully,

“Back at home I was self-conscious and afraid to look in the mirror.

But after looking at the one in your room, I realized I’m much prettier than I thought.

Becoming a girl might not be all bad, at least…”

Seeing Zhou Li suddenly charge over, grab her shoulders, and grind his teeth, Tang Wan was startled and asked in a trembling voice, “H-hey, be careful, I’m a girl, keep your distance.”

“Dammit, Tang Cen, snap out of it.”

Zhou Li shook Tang Wan’s shoulders frantically as Tao Yao watched with an amused smile, and he roared in a low voice, “You’re a man, an adult male, you can’t seriously start thinking of yourself as a girl!

Snap out of it!”

“But~~~”

Tang Wan frowned delicately, tugging at her skirt hem in a girlish manner and said helplessly, “Look at me, I can’t help it.”

“Alright, alright, little Cen will return to normal one day, no need to worry,” Tao Yao interjected with an amused tone, moving closer to the two and pinching their ears, “Come on, time to eat, stop discussing nonsense.”

After succumbing to Tao Yao’s ear-pinch persuasion technique, Zhou Li quickly set aside his teacup.

Tang Wan, meanwhile, bounced around, airing out the blanket before sitting up straight at the table under Zhou Li’s ‘death glare.’

“No, this won’t do.”

During the meal, Zhou Li suddenly put down his chopsticks and looked seriously at Tang Wan, who was nibbling on a cookie, “This has to stop, Tang Wan.”

“Eh?”

Tang Wan, deep in prayer for the cookie she was about to devour, lifted her head at Zhou Li’s serious tone.

Startled, a dreadful guess quickly formed in her mind.

“No.”

With a pout, the girl said in a pitiful soft voice, “I will air out the bedding earlier next time, don’t kick me out, I don’t want to eat at the Imperial Academy’s canteen.”

“Can you not act like you’re some indentured servant, as if I’m oppressing you or something.”

Zhou Li looked at Tang Wan with a speechless expression, then said seriously, “Don’t you feel like you’ve been a bit too feminine lately?”

“Eh?”

Tang Wan tilted her head, innocence painted across her face as she coyly responded, “No way, I think I’m doing just fine.”

“Fine my ass.”

“No swearing allowed.”

Zhou Li, struck on the head by Tao Yao, covered his forehead in shock and said to Tang Wan,

“Look at yourself now, what’s going on?

Huh?

These girly mannerisms of yours are increasing by the day, Tang Wan, you can’t be transgender, you mustn’t be a pervert!”

“Is that so?”

Tang Wan looked somewhat puzzled, then as if realizing something, she quickly turned serious,

“Now that you mention it, I do feel something’s off.

If this continues, what if I really start to accept myself as a girl?”

“Actually that might be quite…”

Tao Yao was about to say something when Zhou Li instantly shuddered and shouted,

“Tang Wan, fall in!

Kneel before big sis!”

“Yes!”

Tang Wan jumped down from the chair and knelt before Tao Yao with a thud, then looked towards Zhou Li and asked seriously,

“Why do I have to kneel?”

“Just don’t ask.”

Zhou Li, looking at Tao Yao struggling to hold back laughter, her delicate body trembling, answered deeply,

“You don’t want to know.”

“Alright.”

Tang Wan nodded, then clambered back onto her chair to continue the earlier topic.

“From now on, you need to speak more crudely and act more like a man, that way you might break away from the possible feminization happening.”

“Roger that.”

The girl nodded, a radiant smile blossoming on her face.

“Change it back!”

Facing Zhou Li’s correction, Tang Wan was at first taken aback, then fell into deep thought.

After a long while, she raised her head again with a grave expression and said,

“I understand what I need to do.”

“Alright, your change starts from when we go to carry out the task for the Jie Family later.”

Zhou Li stood up, fervently ready to reinvent his friend and bring her back to her true nature.

And Tang Wan also stood up energetically, clenched her little fists, and nodded vigorously.

“I got it!”

Thud.

A punch landed on Tang Wan’s head.

“Oi, got it!”

Zhou Li smiled in satisfaction.

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