Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World -
Chapter 68 - 68 61 Zombie
68: Chapter 61 Zombie?
68: Chapter 61 Zombie?
“Why can’t you understand my love?”
Dave stared at those clear, foolish eyes, full of confusion, and said,
“Beauty is diverse, inclusive; why can’t you accept the beauty of the big spray mushroom?
Those delicate, tender, and moist eyes, the captivating deep purple skin tone, the soft and fine skin, the perfectly fitting spray hole, the proud expression—aren’t these enough to capture your hearts?”
“Capture the bull demon reward.”
Faced with Zhou Li’s emotionally charged English, Dave was stunned.
He didn’t understand why Zhou Li would say “capture the bull demon reward” with a face full of collapse.
After all, English couldn’t convey the connotation of the phrase “capture Mr.
Niu’s hospitality.”
But that was indeed what Zhou Li was thinking.
“Zhou Li, what did this red-haired foreigner say?”
The others nearby didn’t understand the exchange between Zhou Li and Dave and were puzzled why Dave, after earnestly saying a passage, caused such a big reaction from Zhou Li.
After hearing the old scholar’s question, Zhou Li took a deep breath, then, with a radiant smile, said to the old scholar and the others,
“This foreigner wants to f*** a mushroom.”
“What?”
Guo Lingyun was stunned, then his face instantly showed a spectrum of horror.
Just moments before, his heart had been deceiving him that big spray mushroom was a human name, but now, Zhou Li mercilessly revealed the truth.
Big spray mushroom is not a human species!
It’s a plant!
“This, is not sensible,”
said the old scholar, his mouth twitching to Zhou Li.
“Nor is it ethical.”
“Is it illegal?”
Zhou Li asked, expressionless.
The old scholar was silent.
It wasn’t illegal; the foreigner could f*** as many mushrooms as he wanted and didn’t even need to seek the big spray mushroom’s consent.
“Zhou, I think we should talk about something important.”
Dave, seemingly sensing the awkwardness in the air and knowing that the people of the world might not understand his sexual preference, sighed and skillfully changed the subject,
“Like, why I have come to Beiliang.”
“You want to f*** the big spray mushroom.”
Facing Zhou Li’s blunt words, Dave was first taken aback, then a misplaced bashfulness appeared on his face; he glared at Zhou Li and said indignantly,
“Zhou, you can’t vulgarize my love like that, I…
I don’t want to do that.”
You just don’t hesitate!
“Okay, let’s be serious.”
Dave cleared his throat, and a solemn expression emerged on his face.
He looked at Zhou Li and said in a deep voice,
“Zhou, there are traces of zombies around this city.”
What?
Do you want me to look really surprised?
After squeezing out a stiff smile, Zhou Li said “enthusiastically,” “Wow, that’s surprising, no, that’s scary.”
Then, genuinely curious, Zhou Li asked, “So how did you find out?”
“Of course, thanks to my plant friends.”
With a perfect American accent, Dave proudly said,
“As an exorcist who studies spiritual plants, I have spent my life researching spiritual plants, uncovering their potential to fight against the evil zombies.
Therefore, in order to be prepared in advance, to find traces of zombies, I specifically researched out…”
“Zombie Compass!”
What does this have to do with your plant research?
Ignoring the speechless expressions of the crowd, Dave proudly said after pulling out a copper plate engraved with twelve intricate patterns:
“The Zombie Compass can sense the presence of the undead within a five hundred mile radius, so I detected the presence of zombies three days ago.
In order to save the city from destruction by zombies, I came here to pre-position my plant friends to combat the zombies.”
So that was it.
After listening to Zhou Li’s translation, everyone finally understood everything.
The brown-haired foreigner’s original intent was indeed good, he had planted strange plants throughout the city three days earlier because he sensed the presence of zombies, preparing for the impending zombie attack.
However, Beiliang had no one at the time who could communicate with him, and did not understand what “dirty bi” meant, and given the foreigner’s drawing skills were as abstract as his giant mushrooms, the old scholar likewise failed to grasp the foreigner’s intentions.
Thus, to prevent these plants from spreading outside the city, he had no choice but to seal off the city.
“No wonder…”
The old scholar nodded and then turned to Zhou Li, telling him, “Please thank this foreign friend for me, and also, I would like to see the power of his spiritual plants, to prepare for battle against the zombies.”
“He said thank you, and at the same time he wanted to throw a plant party and hoped you would allow him to participate.”
(He said thank you, at the same time he wanted to throw a plant party, hoping you would allow him to participate.)
With Zhou Li’s accurate and precise expression, he perfectly conveyed the old scholar’s message with eloquence and refinement.
Hearing this, Dave nodded and replied with a smile:
“Sure.”
Dave turned his head toward Hou Jue next to him and asked gently, “Zhou, could you please ask this young man if he has come into contact with zombies?”
Dave’s gaze was gentle, like that of an English gentleman, filled only with admiration.
However, the moment Hou Jue was under his gaze, the words “giant mushrooms” instantly sprang to his mind.
For some reason, the image of the Demon Monk Zombie turning its head and spewing flesh and blood flashed through his mind.
Instantly, an indescribable fear spread over his heart.
“Hmm?”
In the dilapidated temple, the Taoist who had been resting with his eyes closed suddenly opened them, and a sinister sharpness flickered in his blood-red eyes.
He seemed to sense something, his mouth curling slightly, he muttered to himself:
“It seems the first seed of fear has already sprouted.”
“Let’s see how fear will harvest these cowards in this insignificant, run-down city…”
With a flick of his horsetail whisk, a twisted human head leapt out from his embrace.
The eerie Taoist watched the grotesquely twisted face, his lips parting as a seed fell from his mouth into the head.
Whoosh~
[Fear devours, Jiang Gui appears]
As the stifled voice eerily rose, the head gradually decomposed, and an elegant and beautiful osmanthus flower slowly unfolded.
Huh?
Hou Jue suddenly felt an empty feeling in his heart, the original fear swept away, replaced by an inexplicable sense of powerlessness.
Just then, he saw the astonished look on Guo Lingyun’s face beside him.
“Zombie!”
Behind Hou Jue, a ghastly green zombie with iron-blue skin had appeared at some point.
Its terrifying, fierce visage, protruding fangs, long sharp nails, and a relentless aura of malice sent chills to the bone.
“Haah~~~”
The zombie’s claws shone with a black iron luster as it let out a hoarse roar, greedily lifting its head to watch Tang Wan performing “zongzi spinning” under the beams, then, with a bend in its knees, leapt powerfully.
“Everyone, don’t panic!”
The excited Dave roared, then scattered a handful of seeds, shouting loudly:
“Watch my plant friends!”
“This foreigner says he’ll fight ten of them!”
Zhou Li translated verbatim.
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