Bigshot's Sweetie Is a Cat!
Chapter 37 Help me sort it out, please

Chapter 37: Chapter 37 Help me sort it out, please

Shangguan Yu didn’t particularly care, and after a good rub down and satisfying his hand-cravings, he placed Wen Xiao’ai on his lap.

Then, he picked up the milk bottle from the table beside him and handed it to her.

Wen Xiao’ai sat on Shangguan Yu’s lap, her fur so fluffed up it might explode, and her sharp little claws now fully visible.

If Shangguan Yu had not let her go just now, she would have definitely scratched him.

"Are you angry?"

Shangguan Yu, holding the milk bottle, poked her little mouth with the nipple.

Wen Xiao’ai glared at him resentfully, her eyes filled with anger.

"Really angry, huh?" Shangguan Yu hadn’t expected this kitten to be so sensitive to teasing.

Ignoring him, Wen Xiao’ai glared for a while before turning and jumping directly onto the table.

She didn’t even want the milk bottle anymore and angrily grabbed a chip, eating it while watching a cartoon.

The cartoon was played by Xiaocha who thought the hall was too quiet, hoping to provide some sound to keep her company.

Unexpectedly, she found it quite interesting, much like the Spell arts of the Cat Demon Clan.

Shangguan Yu then realized that the cartoon was not meant for him to watch.

He didn’t expect to have common interests with the cat.

"Hey!" Shangguan Yu poked Wen Xiao’ai’s back with his finger.

Wen Xiao’ai didn’t turn back, her small body even shifted forward a bit.

Seeing her act like that, Shangguan Yu burst out laughing.

This cat is really clever, but she also has quite the temper.

Indeed, the type of master reflects the type of cat.

"Hey!" Shangguan Yu called out again, suddenly remembering something, he asked Xiaocha beside him, "Does she have a name?"

"It seems... not."

"No? I knew it. Jun Moyan certainly couldn’t do it. With his personality and taste, he might end up naming her something like ’Scope’ ’Barrel’ or ’Magazine’."

Talking it over, Shangguan Yu addressed Wen Xiao’ai’s back in a consultative tone, "How about I name you?"

Wen Xiao’ai ignored him.

"Hm..." Shangguan Yu thought for a moment, "How about we call you AD Calcium?"

"Pfft..." Xiaocha couldn’t help but laugh.

"What, doesn’t sound good?"

Xiaocha laughed and remained silent.

"Then how about ’Explosive’? ’Cannon’? ’Bunker’? ’Atom Bomb’? ’Flare’? ..."

Unable to take it anymore, Wen Xiao’ai turned around, glaring at Shangguan Yu, wishing she could sew his mouth shut.

All these ridiculous names.

"So, you’re finally willing to pay attention to me?" Seeing that the cat was finally paying attention to him, Shangguan Yu grinned.

Maybe it was because he’d never been in contact with such a small, adorable animal before, so he just wanted to tease her.

Of course, a big part of the reason was because this little kitten was too clever, getting temperamental, eating chips, drinking milk on her own, and even watching cartoons, just as competitive as the military dogs in his barracks.

Moreover, this cat belonged to Jun Moyan.

It might not have been a big deal normally, but since it was raised by Jun Moyan, that was unusual.

Wen Xiao’ai glanced at him, obviously still holding a grudge.

She stretched out her small paw and pointed at the milk bottle in his hand.

Hand it over!

"Want it?" Shangguan Yu shook the milk bottle he held.

"..."

"Tell me, which of those names did you like? Say it, and I’ll give it back to you. Do you have a preference for AD Calcium?"

"Young Master Shangguan, she can’t talk," Xiaocha finally couldn’t bear it anymore.

Sometimes, Master Shangguan could be more childish than a child.

"Uh... I know, I was just teasing her," Shangguan Yu felt slightly embarrassed.

Right, she can’t talk...

Wen Xiao’ai turned her back to him again.

Hmph.

Did you think a bottle of milk would make this princess change her name?

Especially to such an ugly one.

What do you take this princess for?