Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
Chapter 255: What a Ridiculous Day!

Chapter 255: What a Ridiculous Day!

“Meow meow~（Well, your efforts have to be effective. ）” Li Li said with a speechless expression after hearing this from the sidelines.

As expected, it wasn’t just him who thought Pig Mimi had gotten fat. Everyone thought so.

“Speaking of Fatty Li, where have you been cheating for food and drinks lately? I heard from the nearby shop owners that they haven’t seen you for a long time. Don’t tell me you’ve been cheating your way into someone else’s house for food and drinks?”

“Yeah, Fatty Li, you can’t be like this. We used to patronize your business a lot when you were begging for food. Now that you’re famous, you’re running away from us? This is considered ungratefulness.”

After taking their gaze away from the pink-nosed white cat, the two office workers looked at Li Li. They were quite dissatisfied with his long absence.

When this fat guy was begging for food here before, they never failed to give him food. But now that he’s famous, he doesn’t come out anymore.

“Meow meow~（It’s not that this cat doesn’t want to come out to beg for food, it’s that now as soon as this cat comes out, a huge crowd gathers. Not only do they surround this cat so tightly that water can’t leak out, but they don’t even give me food. ）” Li Li said helplessly after hearing this.

He also wanted to come out and freeload, but the current situation didn’t allow it.

When he was begging for food before, although he was quite eye-catching, everyone gave him food, and taking pictures was just incidental.

Ever since he was exposed on the internet, whenever he appeared, people would take pictures and videos. On the contrary, fewer people gave him food, so what was the point of him coming out to beg for food?

It was better to honestly go to the homes of his various meal tickets, at least it was more peaceful.

Hearing this, the two office workers immediately laughed. They pinched Li Li’s chubby face and said:

“We were the ones complaining, how come you, little rascal, have such a helpless expression?”

“Yeah, are you really that troubled? Look at how your little face has drooped.”

This fat guy was eating so well that he was glowing, running around all day cheating for food and drinks, and he was still so troubled? Could it be that he knew they were talking about him and was deliberately putting on a pitiful act?

“Meow meow~（This cat is inherently bitter, even more bitter than Coptis chinensis. ）” Li Li, whose face was being pinched, sighed. Who said he wasn’t bitter? He was almost dying of bitterness today.

“Alright, you gluttonous fellow. Stop putting on such a bitter and resentful look.”

“Yeah, how about big sister treats you to some egg cupcakes?” Seeing Li Li’s aggrieved look, the two of them said with a smile, and asked the shop assistant to bring over some egg cupcakes.

“Meow meow~（Okay, okay, this cat loves the egg cupcakes in this shop the most. ）” Li Li nodded his big head after hearing this, his gaze fixed on the two of them.

Seeing this, the two of them couldn’t help but laugh:

“Just like before, you’re incredibly greedy.”

“Yeah, look at all the meat on you.”

“Meow meow~（Big sisters, are there any egg cupcakes for me?）” The pink-nosed white cat, seeing this, couldn’t help but swallow his saliva and look at them longingly.

“Eh, you want to eat too? Little Pig Mimi.” The office worker who was handing Li Li the egg cupcake was stunned.

Pig Mimi was so fat that he couldn’t be fed anymore, otherwise he would really turn into a pig if this continued.

“Meow meow~（Yes, I want some too. ）” The pink-nosed white cat nodded when asked, looking at the office worker with longing.

The office worker couldn’t bear to refuse, and just as she was about to give him some, the baker walked out of the bakery quickly: “Pig Mimi, you can’t eat anymore, otherwise you’ll turn into a ball of pig.”

Saying that, he lifted up the pink-nosed white cat and put him into the small house.

When he brought Pig Mimi here, he was so thin. It hadn’t been long, and he had become such a big lump.

He had to control his food intake, otherwise next time he would really have to use a flatbed cart to push him around.

“Meow meow~（Don’t, don’t. I’ll just have one bite. I won’t eat more, just one bite is enough. Do you believe me?）” The pink-nosed white cat, stuffed into the small house, tried to negotiate, but due to the language barrier, it was simply impossible to communicate.

“Meow meow~（One bite of yours is enough to stuff down a whole cupcake. ）” Li Li muttered, eating his cupcake. The other cat’s current size wasn’t much lighter than his, and he could finish more than half a cupcake in one bite.

If the other cat took one bite? He could probably swallow the whole cupcake directly, so what was the difference between that and eating one whole?

Just as Li Li was thinking this, he heard the sound of the packaging bag being closed. He looked up and saw the office worker putting the egg cupcake into her bag.

His heart skipped a beat, and the next words of the two confirmed his guess.

“Fatty Li, although you’re not as fat as Pig Mimi, you can’t eat too much either.”

“Yeah, you have to control your weight.”

The office worker said, stroking Li Li’s big head.

“Meow meow~（How come the gossip has come to this cat’s head? Isn’t this a disaster out of nowhere?）” Li Li, hearing this, was speechless. He never expected that watching Pig Mimi’s misfortune would end up with him having his food controlled too.

Seeing Li Li’s aggrieved look, the two office workers couldn’t help but laugh:

“Fatty Li, don’t be unhappy, didn’t we give you two cupcakes?”

“Yeah, you were still begging for food here before we came. You’ve eaten enough, stop pretending to be pitiful.”

This fat guy was truly a natural-born actor, putting on a pitiful act in front of them.

If they hadn’t seen the bread crumbs in the iron basin? They might have actually believed him.

“Meow meow~（Then give me two more pieces, just two cupcakes, it’s not even enough to feed a chicken. ）” Li Li muttered, having been exposed. The two office workers then got up.

“Fatty Li, we still have things to do and have to go back. We won’t play with you here anymore.”

“Yeah, remember to come to the cake shop next time, so we can find you.” The two office workers said, waving their hands and leaving.

“Meow meow~（If I have time? This cat will definitely come over. ）” Li Li said, looking at their retreating figures, and then got up from the ground.

This trip wasn’t a waste of time. At least he ate a plate of cake scraps and two egg cupcakes.

It was time for him to leave, as it seemed the shop assistant wouldn’t give him any more food.

“Fatty Li, are you going to leave after eating and wiping your mouth clean?” Just as Li Li was about to walk towards the door, the shop assistant’s voice came from behind him.

Li Li subconsciously wanted to nod upon hearing this, but after looking at the shop assistant’s smiling face, he didn’t know why, but he felt a chill.

He still held back and walked towards her.

Although there was no more food, leaving directly would be a bit rude. It was better to play with her for a bit and then leave, so that he could keep coming back in the future.

“Good boy, Fatty Li!” Seeing Li Li coming over, the shop assistant’s smile became even brighter.

This Fatty Li had a conscience and didn’t really run away after eating. He still knew to come over and let her pet him for a bit, otherwise she would really be angry.

“Meow meow~（Of course, who doesn’t know this cat is famously well-behaved?）” Li Li, being petted, said proudly, tilting his head to let her scratch his neck.

The shop assistant scratched very cooperatively, scratching Li Li so comfortably that he started purring, turning into a Fatty Li-brand big motorcycle.

“Meow meow~（If it weren’t for the constant flow of people in the bakery? This cat would have planned to sleep here, your technique is too good. ）”

He really didn’t expect the shop assistant to have such a knack for scratching. What cat wouldn’t be dazed after being scratched by her? Compared to his own owner’s technique? It was really like hands and feet.

“Feels good, doesn’t it? You glutton. Isn’t big sister’s technique amazing? Let me tell you, before I came to work here at the bakery, I used to help bathe cats at a pet shop.” Hearing Li Li’s purring, the shop assistant said proudly.

She might not be able to treat cats, but when it came to scratching and petting them, she had honed her skills at the pet shop.

“Meow meow~（So big sister is a professional, my apologies. But here’s the question, why didn’t you continue working there?）” Li Li curiously raised his head, and a hand was placed on his head, rhythmically scratching.

Suddenly, Li Li felt his consciousness almost flying away. His soul seemed to be drifting towards somewhere.

“Meow meow~（That’s big sister’s signature move. ）” The pink-nosed white cat, seeing this scene, immediately understood.

He felt his own head becoming numb as well.   

“Meow meow~（What a terrifying technique, being able to achieve the effect of a soul ascension device just by using hands?）” Li Li, regaining his senses after a few seconds, said in surprise.

This shop assistant was truly hiding her true abilities. He didn’t expect her to have such a skill.

“Eh! Have I been petting cats too little lately, my technique has regressed? You glutton actually woke up so quickly.” The shop assistant, who was rubbing Li Li’s head up and down, said in surprise.

She didn’t expect any cat to wake up so quickly under her hands.

You have to know, relying on this move, many kittens had become dazed under her hands.

“Meow meow~（It’s not that your hands are rusty, big sister, it’s just that this cat is too strong. ）” Li Li replied, his paw blocking her from continuing to rub his head.

There were other places on his body that were quite itchy, she shouldn’t just focus on his head. For example, she could rub his back too, he had a feeling that her technique would be very comfortable for a back rub.

“You fat guy are really treating me like a servant.” Seeing Li Li turning his back to her, the shop assistant patted Li Li’s butt and said, “Big sister has to work now, I don’t have time to give you a massage. Go sit aside obediently.”

She was a shop assistant at the bakery now, how could she have so much time to give him a massage? This little rascal enjoyed it so much? Then he could come home with her for a massage.

“Meow meow~（You were the one who started the massage, and now you’re asking this cat to sit aside? That’s not how it works. ）” Li Li muttered, standing up with a slight complaint.

How could someone do things halfway? He was originally going to leave, she called him back, and now she was asking him to leave again.

“Alright, stop looking at me like that. I’ll scratch your back tomorrow, okay? Big sister is really busy today.” The shop assistant scraped Li Li’s pink nose with her finger and coaxed him, “Be good, be good, our Fatty Li is a grown-up cat. Don’t throw a tantrum like a little kid.”

“Meow meow~（Got it. ）” Li Li curled his lip and walked out of the bakery with small steps, shaking his body as he walked.

He felt a little uncomfortable not having his back scratched. It seemed he had to find someone who had time to help him.

Thinking of this, Li Li walked towards a familiar place.

At this time, the bespectacled young man would definitely be at home. It was just the right time to ask him to help with the scratching, otherwise he would have to find a tree to rub against.

Thinking about himself rubbing against a tree like a big bear, Li Li decided to forget it. It went against his handsome image. If any passing cat saw him? Wouldn’t his reputation be ruined?

After all, cats also had their own social circles.

“Ding dong!”

“Ding dong!”

The loud doorbell rang in the empty stairwell. Then the door in front of Li Li opened.

But it wasn’t the bespectacled young man who appeared, but a woman with wavy hair.

This made Li Li stunned. Was he at the wrong place?

The woman who opened the door showed an ecstatic expression: “Xiao Liang, Xiao Liang, it’s Fatty Li.”

“Oh my god! Is my luck this good? I came here today and ran into Fatty Li visiting.”

“Meow meow~（This voice is…）” Li Li, hearing this, couldn’t help but feel speechless. He finally remembered who the other party was. Wasn’t this the bespectacled young man’s somewhat talkative cousin?

Why was she here today? Should he turn around and leave? After all, she could really talk, and her little hands weren’t very clean, she liked to touch him randomly.

“Fatty Li, you’re so cute. Come on! Look at the camera, big sister will film a video for you, okay?” While Li Li was still thinking, Qiao Chunzhen, holding her phone, had already opened the camera and started filming: “Family, guess who I saw today? That’s right, it’s our big internet celebrity, Fatty Li.”

“Let me tell you, Fatty Li doesn’t look good on camera, he’s much cuter than in photos and videos.”

“Look at his round head and his little ears? Oh my god! How can there be such a cute cat? It’s so rare.”

“I said, sis, can you stop blocking the doorway and let Fatty Li in? And if you’re filming, don’t film the door number, okay? Otherwise, if you expose my address, I’ll be in trouble.” A Liang said as he came out after hearing the commotion.

This cousin of his, who brushed videos and filmed videos every day, could she have a little privacy? It was fine if she filmed herself, but now she filmed wherever she went, had she considered other people’s feelings?

“What’s the trouble? You’re not a big star, what are you afraid of?” Qiao Chunzhen muttered, still tilting her phone slightly.

“Fatty Li, come in quickly. Where have you been all this time? I haven’t seen you come over.” A Liang said, blocking the camera with his body and beckoning to Li Li.

“This cat has been busy with some things lately. Now that I’m done, I’m here. Speaking of which, why is your cousin here again?” Li Li asked as he quickly passed through the door.

What wind blew her over today? He didn’t see her when A Liang moved, and he hadn’t seen her come over several times after that.

But today he just happened to run into her, which was really strange.

“It’s a long story.” A Liang sighed when asked, looking at Qiao Chunzhen who was fiddling with her phone: “My mom asked her to come over and take pictures of me and arrange blind dates for me.”

“Ah!”

Li Li, hearing this, couldn’t help but open his mouth in shock. Then he quickly recovered and said:

“You’re going on blind dates? How old is the other party? What do they look like? Do they like cats? Is their family rich?”

If A Liang’s wife didn’t like cats? Wouldn’t he lose another meal ticket? He had to ask clearly in advance.

“Uh, I don’t know yet.” A Liang paused: “I don’t want to go on blind dates at all, what’s the point of knowing this? And if it weren’t for my mom urging my cousin to come over, I wouldn’t even bother listening.”

“Really?” Li Li’s eyes lit up: “Then what do you think of the young lady who came with me last time? She’s beautiful, has a sweet voice, her family is rich, and most importantly, you guys know each other.”

A Liang didn’t want to go on blind dates and just wanted to deal with it? That was easy, just find someone to help him fool his family, wouldn’t that be done?

It just so happened that Miss Yuan Ni was also single and had been urged to get married lately. Wouldn’t this be a perfect match?

“Rustle”

“Rustle”

Just as Li Li finished speaking, A Liang pinched his round face with both hands and searched up and down.

“What’s wrong? What are you touching for? Is there something on my face?” Li Li asked, confused, thinking that something must be stuck on his face for A Liang to search like this.

“I’m looking for the matchmaker mole on your face. Ah, I didn’t realize you like playing matchmaker so much, Fatty Li. It’s a pity you’re not a matchmaker.” A Liang said, stopping his hands.

This Fatty Li was actually playing matchmaker for him, what a busybody cat.

“I’m telling the truth. It’s almost Chinese New Year, and your aunt is thinking about a daughter-in-law again. If you don’t bring one back, how are you going to celebrate this year?”

“It just so happens that Miss Yuan Ni is also being urged. It wouldn’t make sense for you two not to team up.” Li Li said, slapping A Liang’s hand away: “Think about it, if you agree? I’ll help you connect.”

Miss Yuan Ni was a cat lover, and A Liang was also a cat lover. They were a perfect match, and it could also solve their respective problems of being urged to get married, it was perfect.

“Forget it, I don’t want to get married, I think it’s good to be single.” A Liang shook his head, looking at Qiao Chunzhen who was walking in: “My cousin is here, you’re on your own, Fatty Li.”

“What’s there to be worried about? There are no outsiders here, watch how I fool her.”

Li Li said nonchalantly, looking at Qiao Chunzhen. A faint green light appeared in Qiao Chunzhen’s eyes.

Then, Qiao Chunzhen started hugging and kissing the pillow on the sofa.

“What did you do to my cousin, Fatty Li?” A Liang, seeing this scene, couldn’t help but twitch his eyes.

Li Li, who was asked, replied calmly:

“Nothing. I just used an illusion to make her think that the pillow is me. Look, isn’t she happy now? I also get some free time, it’s a win-win.”